Guess Who Could Poke A Damn Eyeball Out With That Vein?
This is too easy, I know. It can't be Madge since the arms aren't hairy enough and those veins aren't shaped like the 72 names of God. The bulging veins that causes needles to jizz themselves live on the body of Hugh Jackman, of course. Hugh took his dog baby for a walk in NYC yesterday while showing off the gigantic arms that look like they're holding a veiny alien fetus that is about to burst through to sing show tunes while jazz kicking up and down the streets.
I can't lie, I'd fellate that vein. Give it a beej harmonica-style and shit. Well, it's bigger than some dicks. Imagine the mighty tree of veins that are wrapped around his peen? It probably looks like a long skinny bag of worms trying to get out (I ruined it with that image, I know). Who ever he's fucking on must save a lot of money on ribbed condoms. Because veins on your peen is nature's way of giving you ribbing for everyone's pleasure.