LeAnn Rimes Yapping About The Only Thing She Yaps About
The bitch who puts the twit in Twitter is tired of you gossiping putas saying that she's so damn skinny that you can use her to poke an Almond Joy out of a vending machine and has had it with her haters sending the ASPCA to her house after reporting that they've witnessed a malnourished pony shuffling around the premises. LeAnn Rimes is sooo sick of you going on and on about her weight that she's going to go on and on about her weight. Maybe she's trying that reverse psychology shit on us hos.
But the thing is, during an interview with The Associated Press, the reporter didn't even bring up the weight thing. LeAnn did. LeAnn's mouth shat out a broken record when she said that she's not anorexic and doesn't have an eating disorder. LeAnn simply has the body of a Halloween skeleton decoration, because her mouth is too busy farting about her weight to eat and her fingers are too busy shooting out words about her weight to pick up food. And "the divorce" and "working" are also to blame. Here's the word bile that trickled off of LeAnn's tongue about the only thing she talks about.
AP: Celebrity and fame has changed since you first became famous as a teenager. Now you're followed by paparazzi and the press focuses on your marriage.
Rimes: It's interesting. I was told when I was little I couldn't have an opinion because you want everyone to buy your record and like you. I'm not gonna apologize for who I am and what I've gone through. We all are human. I've learned you just don't know what another person has gone through. ... People don't see that. You know, I went through all I've gone through in the last few years and I was going through a divorce and I couldn't get out of bed, and so I gained 10 pounds and then I lose 10 pounds because now I'm moving around and I'm working and you know, I don't stop and no one sees that (weight loss) actually can happen like naturally. It's a natural progression of life. It has to be some big deal and some issue so I'm glad there are people out there that are smarter than that and they don't buy into it.
When LeAnn is waiting in an office waiting room and the receptionist asks her if she wants some water, she pulls her head out of the Twitter bird's ass and screams, "WATER?! Why do you think I need water? Are you saying that I need nourishment?! I'm not anorexic! Leave me alone! I just ate water two days ago! Stop it! I'm natural! I'm human! I have feelings! How dare you, you Falkor racist! Why is the room spinning? Why do I feel weak? Oh, it's because I haven't Tweeted in the past 5 seconds and I'm going through Tweetdrawls! You did this to me! And stop looking at me like you've never seen someone wear a bikini in an office waiting room! "
LeAnn freaks out about her weight on her own, so I'm not even going to touch that anymore. But my favorite part is when she said that she couldn't get out of bed during her divorce. Bitch, don't act like the real reason you couldn't get out of bed is because it's kind of impossible to roll off of a mattress when you've got a gut full of Eddie Cibrian's married dick.
I don't care about her at all BUT she needs to eat. She looks positively SJP.
Why am I not allowed to register for an avatar??? W T F?
She looks rode hard and put away wet. Bitch, where are your tits? Disgusting.
You know a bitch is too damn skinny when you can see knee veins. Motherfucking *knee* veins.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 10:59pm.
LOL! I went to celebrate a friends birthday by taking her out to eat. Very expensive gourmet restaurant that serves portions that could only fill an ants stomach. The crabcake looked like the size of an Oreo cookie and she's cutting it into 4 pieces! Anybody can stay thin eating this way! LOL!
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no damn way i could eat at a place like that. i'd come home and inhale my refrigerator!
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
the last chicken left at the end of the night at Pollo Loco, the one you throw away because it's so jerkified and dried out
Submitted by Neurotic on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 9:00pm.
Her legs make me envious!
Joke! And my husband calls me 'stick legs', but damn, I'mma show 'im what stick legs really are like.
She really is milking all attention she can out of this stunt though, isn't she?
I think anorexia really changed these days, seeing how there's this alertness to it than it was during Karen Carpenter's days, when it seemed that this really was about secrets.
Not sure now. I am not saying she's doing it on purpose. She really must be sick, but the thing is, because society's perception of the disease is different now, it's more of a status thing, she's flaunting it.
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Yes, it's very weird that she flaunts it because a lot of anorexics wear layers and baggy clothes to hide how thin they are (see the Trollsens). Some even put rocks and stuff in their pockets at weigh-ins. I guess she hasn't had an intervention where anyone is trying to get her to gain weight. And since it seems like no one truly care about her, she probably never will until it's too late.
Submitted by KA on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 8:36pm.
i know she eats, so you all can fuck off. you wanna know how i know? wrote a story about it here it goes
this chick i was in a wedding with years ago was extremely fucking thin like this. yet she said she ate all the time. said she was just stuffed after eating. oh sure she ate alright. if she ate some pizza, she had a one by one inch square. if she had some chocolate cake (and she said she looooved desserts like a million times), it was a tiny little crumb. so yeah leann eats. she eats like this. which reminds me, didnt mariah carey once say she was on a diet like this? she'd only have a forkful of what she ate?
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LOL! I went to celebrate a friends birthday by taking her out to eat. Very expensive gourmet restaurant that serves portions that could only fill an ants stomach. The crabcake looked like the size of an Oreo cookie and she's cutting it into 4 pieces! Anybody can stay thin eating this way! LOL!
Her legs make me envious!
Joke! And my husband calls me 'stick legs', but damn, I'mma show 'im what stick legs really are like.
She really is milking all attention she can out of this stunt though, isn't she?
I think anorexia really changed these days, seeing how there's this alertness to it than it was during Karen Carpenter's days, when it seemed that this really was about secrets.
Not sure now. I am not saying she's doing it on purpose. She really must be sick, but the thing is, because society's perception of the disease is different now, it's more of a status thing, she's flaunting it.
i know she eats, so you all can fuck off. you wanna know how i know? wrote a story about it here it goes
this chick i was in a wedding with years ago was extremely fucking thin like this. yet she said she ate all the time. said she was just stuffed after eating. oh sure she ate alright. if she ate some pizza, she had a one by one inch square. if she had some chocolate cake (and she said she looooved desserts like a million times), it was a tiny little crumb. so yeah leann eats. she eats like this. which reminds me, didnt mariah carey once say she was on a diet like this? she'd only have a forkful of what she ate?
ot - fuck the trolls! fuck em! no one is running me off the damn comments. so you all keep your conversations going. even if i dont respond i like reading them.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
wow. she looks extremely like shit.
you passed thin months ago honey. you can stop now.
Typed too fast am on an iPad and typing is tricky...I meant damn I am so sick of her..my bad
I wish this ho wouLd choke on a sliver of ice...dick I am so sick of her
OMG. I used to be obsessed with that HBO documentary "Thin" and would watch it over and over. When that girl, Polly died sometime later and I read about it, I was soooooo sad. And it's not like ya didn't see it coming, but SHIT!
I never got how someone commits suicide by drowning themselves (thinking you'd freak out and start swimming before it got too scary), but starving yourself takes a whole lot of determination. You have to really want to die, I think.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
What's really sad is on another site, there were a few people actually saying she looked 'athletic and muscular' and saw nothing wrong with how she looked. Probably the same people who follow her tweets.
...and another thing, i read someone saying somewhere about online "not being real life".
-it is. don't you kid yourself.
the feelings that are felt are real -be'm happy, angry or sad. they're real and that's real life.
the relationships are real too, for good or for bad
Very well said meatblock. Couldn't agree more. People often like to excuse their behaviour online claiming that the internet is just fantasy. But these "fantasies" and their accompanying carefully crafted personas and stem from a very real place.
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"I'm so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name! Fuck Sookie!" - Vampire Badass Pamela Swynford De Beaufort.
Angel_I is back! Mr. Mercury is too?
*scrolls through thread*
The poster formerly known as NIGHTOWL
Hi Jazzy! I don't think anything is happening now....it's from this morning
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I'm all polish and reward, when I'm confident I'm hopeless
Just like everybody else, right before they fall apart
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She looks like a meth-faced Kate Bosworth.
What's happening here?
The wussy, skeletal bitch didn't even ATTEMPT to slag off Brandi! Or just draw a few comparisons, laced with thinly veiled insults. What's the world coming to?
*disappointed*
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 5:20pm.
Hey thanks Lil Rascal.
Submitted by lovelylaney on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 5:09pm.
Sorry if someone said this already, but Leann's footwear make her look like she's got hooves.
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Celebs wear these hoofsters with everything, and it's sooooo wrooooong!
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Her soul looks ill.
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
Oh dear, has there been some unpleasantness on this board that I'm too lazy to go back and read through?
I'd hate to see anyone leave this site because of the occasional douchebag. Overall, I find d-listed folks to be a fairly awesome bunch. Certainly a lot funnier than the crowd at Jezebel, with the stick up their collective asses. I used to comment there but the bitchy PC environment got worse and worse til finally I couldn't stand it any more. It had turned into the humorless, uber-feminist nightmare everybody said it was; too bad, because it used to be quite fun.
Anyway, if there are nasty trolls lurking about here, let them be frightened off by the natural superiority of the usual crowd of brilliant sluts. That is all.
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There is *some* joy in Boston; "mighty" ARod has struck out.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 5:12pm.
And where the hell did Sluttsville disappear to??
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Manimal, she's on FB, I just left her a message that you missed her.
Leann..don't eat I really don't care.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 4:47pm.
Some of the people I've "met" even though online are real enough to me to have feelings for. I think it's only natural to feel that way.
And where the hell did Sluttsville disappear to??
Sorry if someone said this already, but Leann's footwear make her look like she's got hooves.
This broad is loving all this.Don't anybody be taken in by this. Her new husband is a loser and for some reason she thinks he's Mark Consuelos or something but maybe b/c she didn't go to school she is behaving all 7th grade about the power of stealing someone eles man. I'm thinking that all her venomous stories has given me a UTI. Bitches like this are that gross. Bacterial wench. That Brandi seems nuts but how did he go from her to this. Wait, I just said he is a loser. Does anyone reading our shit actually find this Eddie to be hot?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 4:52pm
For what it's worth, the bullshit here has run me off, too.
Ditto.
I'm just over it myself.
I hate to see posters leave because of a disagreement part of that is what makes the comments interesting to read. I love the funny comments but many are here to make a serious point. How dull it would be if everybody just agreed with each other all the time. Boring.
For what it's worth, the bullshit here has run me off, too. It's just easier to make a comment here and there and not even try to be in the mix.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
"... I hate what that troll has reduced us to...."
ain't that the truth. i see that pos nearly every night, with it's PLAIN AS FUCKING DAY alts, making a mockery of both conversation and other posters (who innocently think they're talking with other posters -because psycho often uses more than 1 at a time to talk to itself even).
anywhoooo, it wrecks trust.
makes me sorta shell up a bit and be guarded like a turtle.
speaking of: that little muddy mud skipper ought to come back and turtleman-up ... not everyone's gonna agree on shit but there's no need to write anything or anyone off about it.
...and another thing, i read someone saying somewhere about online "not being real life".
-it is. don't you kid yourself.
the feelings that are felt are real -be'm happy, angry or sad. they're real and that's real life.
the relationships are real too, for good or for bad.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by vidz on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 2:19pm.
Yay. madcatter, angel, sans fards Im glad you guys are back. We may not interact much, but I do enjoy reading your posts, esp that slore Catter's.
I do read comments alot. but i dont know hwy, most of the time i'm just too fucking lazy to post.
And hands up anyone else who thinks MK NEEDS to add a "reply to comment" function asap.
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YES to all of the above!
I never thought Mud Turtle was an alt, though. I AM immediately suspicious of any poster that is a "character." Eg: Nancy Grace, Mrs. Doubtfire. Casey Anthony, that Riker guy, etc.
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get harpooned bitch
Submitted by Few Words on Fri, 09/16/2011
Lol. I believe you Jacko. I hate what that troll has reduced us to.
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"I'm so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name! Fuck Sookie!" - Vampire Badass Pamela Swynford De Beaufort.
Submitted by vidz on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 2:19pm.
ETA: I'd always thought mud_turtle was one of speak it's alters.
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I can vouch for her, she's not... not that my word means shit lol :P
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Twigs! I guess she's done with growth spurts...take Paxil or something!
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 12:52pm.
ANGEL_I IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*does happy dance*
LeAnn, you ignorant harlot, take your bony Skeletor ass home and STFU.
Yay. madcatter, angel, sans fards Im glad you guys are back. We may not interact much, but I do enjoy reading your posts, esp that slore Catter's.
I do read comments alot. but i dont know hwy, most of the time i'm just too fucking lazy to post.
And hands up anyone else who thinks MK NEEDS to add a "reply to comment" function asap.
ETA: I'd always thought mud_turtle was one of speak it's alters.
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"I'm so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name! Fuck Sookie!" - Vampire Badass Pamela Swynford De Beaufort.
You can see all these twit's bones in her chest. What does she think people are going to say?
this is probably the worse I have ever seen her...based on looks alone I would say she is pushing 60yo...premature aging is one the main signs of anorexia. And she'll get even uglier and crazier when Eddie eventually dumps her ass for a richer hotter trick.
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"I paid good money to get eaten out" - Samantha Jones
Just Karen Carpenter you ass and get it over with you retarded dipshit.
*smoochies*@lil_ras! (and all y'all really!)
Sadly, I'm just on my way out again but my friend is lending me her laptop tomorrow so you know it really IS THANKSGIVING (it really is here!) I'll be on a little more over the weekend. YAY! I miss you crazy beeches!
♥ Threadkilla!
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 12:52pm.
ANGEL_I IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AW UBF! My computer broke down and part of the shit of being poor means you have to wait for things. Poo! So I'm waiting. And only doing actual WORK on computer these days. Already people here are looking at the crazy fairy (yes, sometimes I dress like a fairy - judge me and I'll cut you!) mumbling and giggling to herself in the corner;p
I'm AOK tho! And, actually, it's been very therapeutic so I'm not even that sad. But I DO miss y'all like crazy. And everybody thinks I made you guys all up in my head so....I'm really on my own over here;p
♥ Threadkilla!
Lean Like a Chola, Celebrity Stylez: http://youtu.be/0ZwdYeGSVS0
Damn, angel-i, where have YOU been hiding? We had searchteams out looking for ya! ;-)
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
OMG Leanne I feel you hunny! People are SO RUDE!
BTW, you might wanna put down That bottle of water - I'm seeing a little pudge in your right thigh there.
♥ Threadkilla!
Lean Like a Chola, Celebrity Stylez: http://youtu.be/0ZwdYeGSVS0
*adopts new hairstyle in honor of ESE*
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OT: Rimes looks horrible and in need of an intervention.
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