Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds Boned In Boston
In the past few months, Ryan Reynolds' peen has dipped into a little Sandra Bullock, then some South African model type (I think), then some ex-wife ScarJo, then some Charlize Theron and now it has landed on the white paper plate of unseasoned mashed cauliflower named Blake Lively. Blake Lively is fresh off of stabbing the vulnerable heart of Leonardo DiCaprio and she's sort of in between relationships set up by her publicist so she figured why not pass the time by passing her poon along the biceps on Ryan's dick. And yes, you know Ryan has biceps on his dick.
Hollywood Life says that at a Radiohead concert in NYC last week, Ryan was with ScarJo when he ran into his Green Lantern co-star Blake. Blake and Ryan started mumbling to each other and learned that they were both going to be in Boston for the weekend. Ryan is shooting some movie there and Blake was going to some cooking event. They rode the Acela train together and later rode on each other all weekend at his apartment in Back Bay (the sex tape can be called Backdooring Blake in Back Bay). Ryan took Blake to the train station at 5am on Monday morning and said goodbye by touching her tonsils with his tongue. The source has all the details that I'm sure you just can't wait to wrap your yawning eyeballs around:
"Blake isn’t upset or fazed by the breakup with Leo at all. When Ryan took Blake to catch her train back to NYC they were making out and looked really happy together. Blake was wearing a big hat and it fell off as she made out with Ryan on the escalator at the train station. It was really early and he was even wheeling her suitcase for her! He wanted to make sure she caught the train so he waited until she got on.They kept kissing on the platform and looked like they were a couple. It’s clear she’s over Leo, but as for how serious she is with Ryan? Who knows.”
If Blake and Ryan mated to completion, their baby would look like a clinically depressed premature Persian kitten with perma-squint possum eyes and a six-pack, and the universe would never do that to us! So this is about as serious as Leonardo DiCatchAHo when he tells his latest model piece that he's not only with her because she booked 9 shows during Paris fashion week. This is just one of those "boning in Boston" things, which is way less hotter and romantic than one of those "banging in a Buick" things. I mean, making out at a train station? Tacky whores. Everyone knows that you really show someone you care by front seat fucking them in a Buick parked in front of a restaurant.
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PS: loathe Reynolds: self-absorbed, over-rated, ungrateful metrosexual.
Never liked Lively: I know she had to do LOTS *ahem* for Harvey Weinstein to become his "It" girl.
She is completely talentless and must have a superior sense of humour because I do not find her attractive.
She needs to be careful. No one wants to marry a whore.
Yep saw Green Lantern anybody could have played the role. I mean ANY chick could have played it and for less. She leaves NO lasting impression. She must suck a good cock since she gets roles.
Actress and professional beard?
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Submitted by Candy on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 10:22pm.
I really don't believe any of the rumors about this girl. She's lie telling through her publicist. I think she's worse than the Lohan with her attention whoreidness. I willing to bet that all of these 'hook-ups' and 'relationshios' are blown out of proportion and 85% of the things reported about her aren't true, except that she's a husbnad stealer.
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I think it's engineered.
Some will be happy when they see a woman plotting her career moves like this and cheer her on.
Some will doubt stories featuring her from now on, because really... they're getting to be too many.
Kinda like the High School jockey sharing that he fucked all the cheerleaders and so on.
Time will tell if BLAAAAKE is that high school jockey that really fucked everyone and was really damn good at football, or some fucker making shit up about girls that really sucked at acting, or rather football.
So far she sucks at acting in almost everything she is in, so...
The thing I'm the most interested in is the logistics of the "escalator kissing"..was it Back Bay or South Station?! because I'll fumigate South Station on my next daily commute if it was there.
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"In olden times we would've thrown people like that off of a cliff, and called it a day."
I really don't believe any of the rumors about this girl. She's lie telling through her publicist. I think she's worse than the Lohan with her attention whoreidness. I willing to bet that all of these 'hook-ups' and 'relationshios' are blown out of proportion and 85% of the things reported about her aren't true, except that she's a husbnad stealer.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 4:10pm.
Wow. She really is determined to fuck every half-way decent looking man in Hollywood.
I was wondering if Blake and Sienna Miller could have a fuck off!
Submitted by Callie on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 9:05pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 10:26am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 10:16am.
OFF TOPIC- Did anyone watch the premiere of American Horror Story on F/X? I am dying to know what anyone else thought of it.
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I'm looking forward to it also, but have not had the time to do so yet.
I know it's ridiculous, but instead of hunting down a link to stream it, I was too damn exhausted and decided to troll internet discussions about it to see if I should just wait a couple episodes before actually seeing it.
The internetz consensus so far is that it has potential, but was rather over the top, with several horror films cliches crammed into an hour.
I'm going to go check out The Fades (has about 3 epis out now) with my few hours off for now. It's supposedly a decent supernatural drama.
By the time I finally have any decent time off again, American Horror History will have like a season out, so i can consume it all in one stretch if it's any good.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 3:14pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 1:15pm.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 1:12pm.
Hmmm, well I have a friend who went to college with him in Modesto, and unless he just started to get in to men, he wasn't gay when they were in school together. FACT.
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Many gays date and marry women and stay in the closet...nothing new there...others come out after coming to terms with their love of dick despite having had GFs too. He is in Hollywood and on the rise...doubt he will come out soon but he is not as discreet as he should be for what I hear and tongues are already wagging in the biz.
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Wasn't he supposedly with Tommy Girl for a while? Not to make anyone sick or anything.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 10:26am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 10:16am.
OFF TOPIC- Did anyone watch the premiere of American Horror Story on F/X? I am dying to know what anyone else thought of it.
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Ooh yeah, do tell. I'm hoping it's good...I've only seen about ninety billion promos for it every time I turn on the TV. I love Connie Britton and Dylan mcDermott is deeeelish.
Speaking of FX shows, It's Always Sunny was TERRIBLE last night. Way too over the top and the end was fucking disgusting. I think that show has jumped the shark, sadly.
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I feel like it has been jumping back and forth from episode to episode since Season 5 began. I think they have renewed a pretty long contract so it's going to be a slow painful death.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 12:51pm.
Ok - I get that beauty is subjective and yada yada yada but I have a hard time believing that anyone honestly thinks that Blake Lively is ugly.
Her horsewitch face is repulsive. Her body is bangin'. Not as bangin' as my Love's Baby Soft-spritzed supple, sweet seventeen-year-old bod, but still hawt :)
While I'd love to believe that a dumb ho like this really could get to Leo, this all looks dodgy as hell. This comes out right after Leo is seen with some Aussie model. And we know that Leo's team doesn't need publicity and isn't known for leaking to tabs, all while we know that this idiot does need publicity and rings the tabs up every day! She's spinning it to be the heartbreaker.
Girl must have some skills - I doubt they involve post-coital chitchat.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 9:49am
As a Bostonian, I'm trying to figure out the logistics of this one. If he drove her to the train station from his Back Bay apartment, he took her to the Back Bay station, and I can't think why he'd a) do that when she could hop a damn cab or livery at that hour for the hot 5 blocks and b) if there are even escalators she'd need to take???
Cokey, I don't know if he drove (they said "took," could be a cab), but there are definitely escalators down to the Acela tracks at Back Bay.
I have to go into work tomorrow and they are filming scenes of R.I.P.D. on the street behind my building. I'll be on the lookout for this trick.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Wow. She really is determined to fuck every half-way decent looking man in Hollywood.
I wonder if her castmates roll her eyes behind her back? I would.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 1:15pm.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 1:12pm.
Hmmm, well I have a friend who went to college with him in Modesto, and unless he just started to get in to men, he wasn't gay when they were in school together. FACT.
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Many gays date and marry women and stay in the closet...nothing new there...others come out after coming to terms with their love of dick despite having had GFs too. He is in Hollywood and on the rise...doubt he will come out soon but he is not as discreet as he should be for what I hear and tongues are already wagging in the biz.
"I paid good money to get eaten out" - Samantha Jones
The story of the kissing at the train station in Boston is a lie. Unless they took the plebian T to South Station there's no escalator they would have ridden. Lies!!!!
APHID!!!!!
I was confused by American Horror Story. I will have to give it one more try. I did not get Six Feet Under at first, and then it became an addiction.
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I'm all polish and reward, when I'm confident I'm hopeless
Just like everybody else, right before they fall apart
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i guess she's picking up the slack for Kate Hudson.
Hey guys, can someone please inform Blake Frisky that her prescription for Valtrex is now available for pick up at her local CVS Pharmacy?
K THNX BYE...
Re: American Horror Story - I was very disappointed, only made it through the first 20 minutes. :(
So who did she send her posed naked pics to Leo, Ben or Ryan?
They all just trade each other around like some incestuous West Virginian family.
"Blake isn’t upset or fazed by the breakup with Leo at all. "
Awww... what a good little whoreslutskank she is!!! funny how women like this were scorned not that long ago, but now, it's quite the norm. gee, I hope my kids get to be whoreslutskanks someday soon!!! *eyeroll*
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 1:12pm.
Hmmm, well I have a friend who went to college with him in Modesto, and unless he just started to get in to men, he wasn't gay when they were in school together. FACT.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 10:04am.
I am thinking Renner, my love, is above her charms. I think he is friendly with the women he works with, but very into his career and smart enough to know who is a dumb whore.
At least I hope he is.
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He is into men...know that from a very well-connected PR source. And not very discreet because that fact he likes dick has made several not-so blind items.
"I paid good money to get eaten out" - Samantha Jones
the only surprising thing here is that they took the Acela.
Don't these bitches private-jet everywhere and only ride limos and chauffer driven SUVs?
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"I paid good money to get eaten out" - Samantha Jones
This bitch's PR team is working way overtime to make her happen. I find her bland and boring as hell.
Ok - I get that beauty is subjective and yada yada yada but I have a hard time believing that anyone honestly thinks that Blake Lively is ugly.
To those that are saying so, give me a break. If she's ugly than I'm sure everyone on here is a total troll.
The body must trump the face cuz that girl is not pretty.
BL in a dog restraint harness--too easy.
Submitted by harveyprice on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 11:13am.
Fucking rat eyed looking short bus fuck....yeah, unlively could have done better.
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Oh NO! Someone calling him/herself "harveyprice" did not just refer to the "short bus"!!????
DANGER!!!
i wonder if there's a cure for the super strain of std's all these "stars" pass back and forth to each other...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Reynolds' career is flagging (three bombs in a row?) and Lively's never was (and God willing never will be), so I have no idea what these two are doing together outside of straight boning, which doesn't seem worth it, actually.
And of course Boobs Legsly isn't upset or fazed about the Leo thing because IT WAS FAKE. Jeebus.
Fucking rat eyed looking short bus fuck....yeah, unlively could have done better.
If I was her, I'd do the same thing. She should enjoy herself while she's got her looks and body. You go ho!
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Reynolds seems like a self-absorbed wonk-eyed tool.
Notice how he only dates girls with publicists? - he's the male Aniston (and that ain't a good thing, as we all know!)
since he's had back to back movie flops he's showing his pathetic desperation by seeking tabloid exposure ... laughable!
I could not feel more immersed in blandness if I were drowning in expired tapioca.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
What're you talking about, Commander? All these posters' question's need to be
answered.
I'rish F'ury.
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Dark-sided!
I have to say she has gorgeous arms, shoulders and collarbone area. She has a swimmer's upper body and I can't fault that!
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Submitted by bambam on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 10:49am.
I keep missing it, but have been wanting to see it. I think on Friday's or Saturday's they show it again, so I am hoping to catch it then.
UGH!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 10:28am.
American Horror Story peeps, let's meet in OP, and I we can discuss. Mixed feelings I have. Good and bad.
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Has anyone seen Revenge on ABC yet? It's loosely patterned after The Count of Monte Christo. I checked out a couple of episodes and was intrigued. Nice little nighttime soap opera, like Dynasty or the Colbys. It's not bad so far.
Submitted by Bree on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 10:40am.
Re: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
It's funny you mention that because I missed it last night (falling asleep at old lady hours) and I'm watching it online right now. The last few episodes were funny but I caught the end of this one and thought WTF??
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Right? That whole dog in the coffin thing was just over the top fucking gross. I'm still getting queesy thinking about it. IMO if it's just going to suck from now on, they should pull the plug before it goes totally downhill.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Submitted by Bree on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 10:40am.
Bree, it is good, but there are some things that are really dumb, but I am going to definitely watch it.
OT: Testing
On Topic: She's easy like Sunday morning.
Re: American Horror Story
The promos made me super interested but when I read about it online, it seemed disappointing. Now I have a few friends that have seen it and are telling me that if I like Dexter, I'll like this show? I'm willing to give it a chance but I have to watch the episode online.
Re: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
It's funny you mention that because I missed it last night (falling asleep at old lady hours) and I'm watching it online right now. The last few episodes were funny but I caught the end of this one and thought WTF??
Good for Blake. This is how it should be done. It irritates the shit out of me when famous chicks get married and have kids before 30 (it even bothers me when us normals do it). No. This is the prime of your life, you're attractive, and you can fuck whoever you want.
Slut it up.