Afternoon Crumbs

Kendall Jenner is already a 15-year-old bikini model. Yup, Pimp Mama Kris’ fame whore plan for her is right on track – The Superficial

Leonardo DiCaprio’s pockmarked forehead on the J. Edgar Hoover poster looks like ass. Specifically, Cameron Diaz’s pizza ass – Lainey Gossip

Finally, some real natural talent around these parts – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

JoJo was probably too young to be a MySpace picture slut so I guess she’s making up for lost time – Hollywood Tuna

Elisabetta Canalis is wet humping on some Eggs – Celebitchy

The Anthony Weiner gay porn parody we’ve all been waiting to fap to – Towleroad

GET ME THIS!!!! – The Daily What

Ashley Greene wears a Canadian swimsuit cover on Women’s Health – Popoholic

Johnny Depp will fill his pockets full of more “silly money” to play Dr. Seuss – Just Jared

Brit Brit leaks – ICYDK

Penelope Cruz is obviously playing my cousin circa 1987 in that new Woody Allen movie – Popsugar

It’s Emma Watson with a peen! – The Berry

Dog wash watch – Cityrag

Lady CaCa’s interpretation of Teresa Giudice’s hairline – Moe Jackson

Sad Keanu almost died (not really) – Hollywood Rag

Michelle Pfeiffer on plastic faces – I’m Not Obsessed

“Fetch me a sandwich, robot!” will soon be the new “Fetch me a sandwich, woman!” – Videogum

Presenting Princess Bitchatrice – OMG Blog