The Olsens $39,000 Backpack Is Sold Out
I am not the one to judge a bitch for how they choose to spend their money since I may or may not have been known to spend mine on an autographed Phoebe Price portrait from eBay and a whoopie pie pan (It makes whoopie pie shapes!!!!), but how astronomically fucked in the brain do you have to be to spend the price of two Khias (the rapper, not the car) on some shit designed by the Olsens?! You might as well roll 39,000 $1 bills into a giant butt plug and shove it up your culo, because that's a better way of shitting on $39,000 and it looks more attractive than carrying around a bag that can be mistaken for a giant cockroach with eczema.
Ashley Olsen told WWDD the other day that their high-end line The Row started selling the crocodile-skin bag at Barney's last July and it doesn't stay on the shelves. Ashley stopped prune-ing with her mouth for a second to explain, “It was the first thing that sold off the shelf. During our last economic crisis in the U.S., the only thing that went up was Hermès."
If I had $39,000 to spend on a bag, I wouldn't carry a bag in the first place. A bedazzled kangaroo would carry all of my possessions in her pouch. But if you want to spend $39,000 on a bag, then I'm sure there's higher class shit out there than what the Olsens are peddling. I mean, Lisa Frank makes a limited-edition fanny pack made out of acid penguin hide and that's a better investment than anything sold by the Olsens is. Do you really want to tell people on the street, "Oh, this thing? No, it's not from Wilsons Leather, darling. It was $39,000 and made by those troll twins who got their start by shitting in their diapers on national television!"
And Crocodile skin?! Is that what those evil swindling minions of hell are saying that mess is made out of? Troll, please. We all know that the Olsens are just mutated geckos. They each shed a new bag off of their body every three weeks.
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Well of fucking course she would say this. She wouldn't say her line is mediocre or overpriced or failing, would she.
Her and her sister are crack whores. Talentless and boring, only thrust into the limelight for being blonde and blue eyed kids. I love Gallery of the Absurd's protrayal as them as being Trolls.
Sans Fards
I actually like Jessica Simpsons line of shoes - at least some of them. I'd by 'em!
I did see a great pair of shoes once but they were Paris Hilton and I refused on principle.
LuciferSam, stop the hate! JS really does have some great shoes!
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Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 1:23pm.
hate to say it, but there's a reason why Jessica Simpson's shoe empire is knocking on a billion dollars. they're cute shoes and well made.
I have seen a couple that I thought were pretty, but I was scared of what the quality might be like.
*high fives little_rascal*
Every time I walk into the Mulberry store here my mouth starts to water.
Good Lord, did they skin a baby albino crocodile and then dye it that shittastic color to get it up to the $39,000 range? How in the world do you justify a $39k price tag for ANYTHING besides, you know, a car? What is the hardware, titanium? Does it come with bricks of gold inside or a few blood diamonds sewn into the pockets? I have so many questions!
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
The obscene imbalance of wealth in this country is going to lead to revolution.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
39,000 will come close to getting me through a year of property taxes and groceries and utilities and booze. but then you have to factor in all the little this and little that like having lunch and paying for parking on the beach and just your general walk around money. that normally can run an extra 200 dollars a month. hey man, if she wants to spend 39 thousand on a purse, God bless her. But i will tell you where it will go here: lots of booze, a pool table, a juke box, all kinds of crazy little gold charms an ice creamed cone and then more booze.
hate to say it, but there's a reason why Jessica Simpson's shoe empire is knocking on a billion dollars. they're cute shoes and well made. I winced when I handed my credit card to the cashier that one time, but the shoes are hella cute and are still around like 3 - 4 years later.
now, I've always wanted to buy some JHo jeans just because I have a big butt too...but I can't line that succubus' pockets I just can't.
It's not all that much compared to other luxury goods bitches buy. Hundred thousand dollar bags are commonplace. That's why I think this "crocodile" is fake as all shit. If it's not, it must be some outback roadkill or some crap.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 1:10pm.
I love Mulberry bags! Now this is superb quality, style and investment.
I have a Sean Jean tee that I love and a Kathy bag. I'm such a label whore.
Speaking of fashion, does anyone else think the crap from ChicWish or whatever that's over there on the right -----------> is some of the ugliest clothing ever?
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 1:11pm.
I admit to wearing Jessica Simpson shoes.
Oh sheeet!
which one is this
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People snapped those bags up! Snapped. Gettit? Croc = snapped Hahahahahahaha God, I'm laughing so much here Hahahahahahahaha!
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Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:19pm.
You name should be El Retardo.
Submitted by saltydog88 on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 1:09pm.
I have several pieces from Kate Moss's collections for Topshop, and they were all affordable.
I NEARLY bought a dress from Nicole Richie's line, but that's only because it was reduced to like 1/3rd of the original inflated price. I also got a couple of hoodies from Stefani's Harajuku Lovers.
A friend of mine bought heels from JESSICA SIMPSON's line and I never laughed harder.
It's ugly just like these trust fund c*nts.
My guess is there's one on the shelves at a time. Most companies are down sizing their production and stores are lowering the number of items they purchase/or request to sell. I seriously doubt they are selling these backpacks in lots.
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Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
I'm gonna forget about the price tag and just judge the bag alone on looks. It seriously looks like a petrified dinosaur turd with straps. I wouldn't wear that shit if you paid me.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 1:10pm.
...That Hermes Birkin bag is the most basic, uninspired handbag I've ever seen in my life but it costs a fortune too.
OMG preach
It looks like cucaracha droppings
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
you can get a great knockoff in italy. dumb trolls. no one likes trolls
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I think "obscene" is just about the most appropriate word for this. Look, I am a capitalist to the bone and I support the free market and believe the wealthy should spend their money any way they choose. But here is the flip side to that...this is just ignorant. Just like the stupid whore on the Real Wives of Beverly Hills last week who bragged about her $25,000 sunglasses. When one becomes that wealthy, do you have to lose a bit of your soul to spend money so frivolously?
Submitted by saltydog88 on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 1:09pm.
But seriously WHO buys this? Or any celeb "designer"'s clothes? Other than LAMB, which does have some cute stuff, and Sean John I don't think I've ever seen anybody wearing any celeb designer's clothes.
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I'll be any of those Real Housewives of wherethefuckever will be snatching this shit up and flaunting it all over TV
Submitted by saltydog88 on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 1:09pm.
But seriously WHO buys this? Or any celeb "designer"'s clothes? Other than LAMB, which does have some cute stuff, and Sean John I don't think I've ever seen anybody wearing any celeb designer's clothes.
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Submitted by mefunigirl on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 1:05pm.
If I was married to some oil sheik, and bored out of my mind and HAD 39k to spend on a purse, I wouldn't spend it on one that looked so dam ordinary.
That's the thing with shit like this. That Hermes Birkin bag is the most basic, uninspired handbag I've ever seen in my life but it costs a fortune too.
I have the Alexa and Bayswater bags from Mulberry, and granted they too were expensive, but they also have a unique and recognisable look about them which required SOME effort of design.
I'm in the wrong fuckin business.
And if you've got more money than sense, I'm glad someone is getting rich off your dumb ass.
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THAT is what people pay $39k for? It's baby puke color. Gross. I tend to buy nice bags because living in NYC it's like my car and needs to survive weather and all the lugging around but jeebus I feel bad spending $200. Obscene.
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But seriously WHO buys this? Or any celeb "designer"'s clothes? Other than LAMB, which does have some cute stuff, and Sean John I don't think I've ever seen anybody wearing any celeb designer's clothes.
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FUCKING PEOPLE ARE STUPID! TAKE THAT 39,000 AND SPEND IT ON NATTY LIGHT AND WEED AND PUT IT IN YOUR FREE TRADER JOE'S CANVAS BAG...DONE!
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 1:06pm.
Dumb bitches.. I'd like to make a back pack out of them.
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So $39k is the going rate for a crocodile these days. *gets a bucket of red paint*
Pair of deluded, coke-headed assholes. But they're proud to wear fur, so I'm not surprised at this.
If they were made out of Troll skin I'm sure they sell for even more.
Dumb bitches.. I'd like to make a back pack out of them.
What happened to their hot? Remember the countdown til they were 18... then they just went downhill
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Fugly and an obscene waste of money!
"I'll take a whack at the fuck myself!"
So you can afford a $39,000 (ugly) purse, but not an iron and an ironing board?
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This is ridiculous. Spending that much money on a fucking bag. A BAG!
Do you even KNOW what I could do with a spare $39000 dollars.
JFC!
Yeah suddenly the Wall Street protest doesnt seem so stupid anymore smh
If I was married to some oil sheik, and bored out of my mind and HAD 39k to spend on a purse, I wouldn't spend it on one that looked so dam ordinary.
It's sad that these two women don't have any respect or concern for animals. I mean crocodile? What kind of an asshole do you have to be to wear or buy that shit. I don't mind super rich people as long as they have a semblance of a brain and or conscious but this makes me think they don't have either.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Whoever spends that much on a purse is out of their minds. I buy mine on Canal Street and have fooled quite a few people. I won't even spend $39k on a car!
ima gonna bet case of pabst blue ribbon they bought them all 'cause no one wants their shit. artificial demand.
yea i took econ 101 in skool. so fooking what.
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that's cuz they only made 2.
thats more than I make in a year. til i do playboy
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This is obscene and so are these trolls. I don't care if I had a much money as the dwarf who owns FB, I'd never pay that much for something that can get me TWO cars! Brand new ones! Good ones, too!
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LMAO @ "Troll, please"
Too much money and not enough sense! Everyone and their mother is a "designer."
That is more than some people make in a year. I am disgusted that anyone would pay that for a fucking PURSE. I don't care HOW much money you have.
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