Sean Young Is Not Crazy

One of the most magical things to come out of Tim Burton’s Batman movies is when Sean Young, who lost out on the role of Vicki Vale in the first movie after she fell off of a horse, begged Warner Bros. to let her audition for the role of Catwoman. Warner Bros. did the horizontal head shake. So since dignity has never been a friend of Sean Young, she sprinkled fuckery dust all over her body, slipped on a homemade Catwoman suit and went on The Joan Rivers Show to purr plead to Warner Bros. to let her have the role. As Michelle Pfeiffer will tell you, meow didn’t work.

Cut to a million years later and Sean is still purging up that act of crazy desperation in interviews and she brought it up again while promoting absolutely nothing on The Late Show last night. While fidgeting like a Lohan during a cavity search, Sean, who is fresh out of rehab, told Dave that she really needs a job and then she played a skit she made on a street corner of her in a Catwoman suit, screaming that she’s not crazy. If there’s one thing that makes you look certifiable, it’s a video of you screaming that you’re not crazy while wearing a bootleg Catwoman suit that makes you look like a farting tire.

With that being said, I’d still rather Sean Young play Catwoman than Anne Hathaway. It’s that serious.

via The Wrap