Wednesday, October 5th 2011

Sean Young Is Not Crazy


One of the most magical things to come out of Tim Burton's Batman movies is when Sean Young, who lost out on the role of Vicki Vale in the first movie after she fell off of a horse, begged Warner Bros. to let her audition for the role of Catwoman. Warner Bros. did the horizontal head shake. So since dignity has never been a friend of Sean Young, she sprinkled fuckery dust all over her body, slipped on a homemade Catwoman suit and went on The Joan Rivers Show to purr plead to Warner Bros. to let her have the role. As Michelle Pfeiffer will tell you, meow didn't work.

Cut to a million years later and Sean is still purging up that act of crazy desperation in interviews and she brought it up again while promoting absolutely nothing on The Late Show last night. While fidgeting like a Lohan during a cavity search, Sean, who is fresh out of rehab, told Dave that she really needs a job and then she played a skit she made on a street corner of her in a Catwoman suit, screaming that she's not crazy. If there's one thing that makes you look certifiable, it's a video of you screaming that you're not crazy while wearing a bootleg Catwoman suit that makes you look like a farting tire.

With that being said, I'd still rather Sean Young play Catwoman than Anne Hathaway. It's that serious.

via The Wrap

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Husbands_and_Wives's picture

I don't care if she's crazy, she was ethereally beautiful in Blade Runner. I loooove that movie

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Or for that matter, when they cast young women against old men, than when you age as a woman, you realize that most men that go for much younger women are insecure, financially unstable (so they can't compete with their female counterparts,) or don't really think of women as people as so are complete loser pigs, who no intelligent, together women wants, young or old.........it becomes glaringly obvious that the casting is done as by immature, insecure men for the most part, or women stupid enough to buy into the infantile fantasy.

I feel for sorry for Sean, but I think Hollywood is ageist. For the record, it's not like the general viewing audience buys all Hollywood's crap. I wish they would stop ruining movies that have promise by just casting assholes that are "relevant." How about just hiring real actors you fucking morons?
What's troubling is that she thought the character work was hard, as opposed to playing the lead. I would think playing the cardboard cutout pretending to be human would be harder?
I'm sure she's not crazier or stupider than 90% of the jack-asses running around LA, she's just out of work and has no handler to keep her from displaying her stupidity.

Rem Koolhaas's picture

I think James Woods 4-foot cock went way beyond her uterus and messed this woman up permanently in the brain. Add booze, bi-polar medications, and some very public breakdowns...you have Sean Young.

Such an awkward moment on Letterman, but I will take Sean Young any day over the canned spam of actors and actresses today.

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why not? let her work and support her children

fuck sean youngs sanity! i feel like i keep losing what little i have left by watching vapid interviews such as this...must...stop...myself

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Sigh, so awkward. Personally, I'd love to see a Sean Young comeback but she did herself no favors with this display. The problem I see is that she wants to go right back to the big time. I'm sure with a bit of effort she could get some indie work and prove herself again. Instead she takes to begging on Letterman for a series or sitcom. Sigh. Nice job calling in a favor from Letterman though.

Im kind of surprised Linds hasn't resorted to begging on tv for a job. I wanna see that.

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She was so ridiculously beautiful in the early 80's.

chaka1's picture

She's always been one of my faves. Somebody give her a break!!!

Einah Teb's picture

1) She should give it up and retire with what little dignity she has left.

2) But if she wants back in the game, she has to lose 30 lbs.

3) And stop rocking her legs back and forth like that all the way through. She'd have come off so much better if she'd dressed differently, sat up straighter, and held still.

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She played one hot lady in No Way Out - good times....

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Damn, she still seexxxxxaaaaayyyyy...

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Sean was gloriously beautiful in Blade Runner. What happened to her after that?

I watched the Dave interview. Whenever Dave asked her a question, her fat legs bounced around like someone on crack.

Sean, just go back to making films on Lifetime for Women. Maybe you can make a few bucks there.

Poopele's picture

It's good to know she's not crazy anymore, despite the perserverative nuerological manifestation.

Vern's picture

For as cheeeeesy as Dave can be, I think he was very nice to help Nutty Mc Nutty try to feed her kids.

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Submitted by ethang on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 1:52pm.

Eva Green should have been Catwoman. That is all.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 2:06pm.
I remember thinking that Sean Young and Kevin Costner in No Way Out were like the sexiest thing ever.
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Hell yeah.Everyone in No Way Out was sexy, and that film was a Cold War classic.

Cat Scratch's picture

Batshit nut monkey.

I have to say though, I liked her on celebrity rehab. But coming on David Letterman to plead for a job? She should joke more about her fucking nutzo, wacko reputation, people relate to that more than her saying "Oh well I'm strong and confident and lovely and wonderful and these are the roles I'd like to do"...just say you fucked up. She should be like "Well, I fucked just about everything up because I'm a big nutbag but come on guyyyyzzzz"

ImpertinentVixen's picture

I remember thinking that Sean Young and Kevin Costner in No Way Out were like the sexiest thing ever.

No doubt she's a whack-a-doo. Not sure her acting talents are needed today. Debra Winger, however.....

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StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

At least this bitch wants to work and "acting out in a corner" to prove that she wants to work. The bitches today, steal, do porn, show their twats coming out of a car, speed down the highway while dwIing or DWA-ing, sucking on someone's cock and bush and thinking that is acting.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Submitted by Slurpee on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:49pm.
Maybe Seth Macfarlane can find something for her to do on "Family Guy." Hey, doesn't her ex James Woods occassionally get work on that show? Could be interesting.......

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Submitted by music lover on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 1:28pm.
forget it Sean Young. hollywood does not easily forgive "crazy" women.

now if you had raped a 13 yr old kid or something like that, that's different. a group of your peers would start a letter writing campaign on your behalf and all would be forgiven.
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Well said! Sad but oh-so-true.

I caught this interview last night, and although it was uncomfortable to watch, a big part of me believes her, sympathizes, and wishes her well. It's entirely possible that H'weird launched a smear campaign against on her years ago... She seems willing to eat crow now, and IMO everyone deserves a second chance.

She is clearly kooky (that business will do that to anyone, I'm sure), but no crazier than anyone else out there. She's like that drunken, jaded. aging aunt who goes on a rant in the middle of Thanksgiving dinner.

At least she's trying to do something with herself... can't knock her for that.

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ethang's picture

Eva Green should have been Catwoman. That is all.

rukiddingme's picture

This seemed like a job interview to me. Weird. Not sure why Letterman gave her the time to be on his show. Maybe she has something on him.

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forget it Sean Young. hollywood does not easily forgive "crazy" women.

now if you had raped a 13 yr old kid or something like that, that's different. a group of your peers would start a letter writing campaign on your behalf and all would be forgiven.

she's better off doing some independent films and working with up and coming directors. shame though. cuz i do think she's talented.

p.s. lindsay lohan, this is your future.

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Submitted by NovaNightly on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 1:06pm.

.... Anne just isn't bringing the crazy enough...or the sexy...or the catty...or the womany...or any of that junk......

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That's not crazy. I'll show you crazy.
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SoulTaker's picture

I think she looks pretty good except for her saggy neck and boobs.

perky's picture

I can't watch. I believe you guys when you say it's uncomfortable. In the screenshot alone, you can tells she probably smells like Liz Claiborne cologne, desperation, man-made leather, aging actress, and vodka-from-a-jug.

islandgirl's picture

Datura, apparently 2000 was a banner year for her--- she made both 'Secret Cutting' and 'Poor White Trash'.

I wonder if they're on Torrent? :)

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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:43pm.
They aired a movie of hers the other day called 'Mockingbird Don't Sing'. She played a special education teacher who was part of a team trying to help a feral child. Of course she was evil and was only using the kid to further her own ambitions.

It was truly shitastic.
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Lol! I saw one of her movies not long ago (The Sketch Artist) that basically had the same tweest. And it was also shitastic.

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NovaNightly's picture

I agree MK...I'd take Sean over Anne as Catwoman too. Catwoman was a bit batshit crazy you know. Anne just isn't bringing the crazy enough...or the sexy...or the catty...or the womany...or any of that junk. lol

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BLKBLUE's picture

You people saying she looks bad are as crazy as she might be. She's 52 next month and give her credit for NOT having tons of plastic surgery and botox etc.

Dirk Diggler's picture

I like this bitch. Of course she's crazy, but all the talented ones are. She's just up front about it, that's all.

force noir's picture

In my personal daily rants to friends, my shoe collection, the bushman guy at the Pier, it's so lovely have Sean check in and make one feel like someone is saying, "hey, it's not that bad. you're not a looney tune." Totally Team Sean!

And she damn rocked in Blade Runner:)

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BLKBLUE's picture

She looks good. DOES need a better bra though.

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i don't like the way sean's bewbs are looking in that shiny blouse...
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annobanano's picture

Sean, you need to hoist those puppies UP. We should set up a support bra for Sean fund.

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Didn't she just get off of Celebrity Rehab? Did Dr. Drew fail?
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ba-buttons's picture

Ha! She's awesome, I'd still totally strap her on. She reminds me of the old cougars at this bar in Toronto called 'The Chick'in Deli' - easily the most desperate place on earth. Got a pulse? Got a dick? Yer, gettin' laid tonight, sailor...

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Slurpee's picture

Maybe Seth Macfarlane can find something for her to do on "Family Guy." Hey, doesn't her ex James Woods occassionally get work on that show? Could be interesting.......

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:47pm.
You're terrible!
*giggles*

Submitted by A.cotw on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:45pm.

Well judging from what I have seen of her, she is still unstable but stout and that is not a good combo!

Darknight's picture

Well she is obviously not crazy.

This was sad. Hopefully she'll find some work that does not involve her wearing a cat suit and making a fool out of herself.

Pamela's picture

Crazy, no longer relevant, (was she ever) and decidedly unattractive.....

Why was she on Lettermen again?

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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

Submitted by Slurpee on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:42pm.
Cupcake:
True enough. Maybe he can book Audrey and Judy Landers for tonight's show.

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M.E.'s picture

She is seriously cuckoo for coco puffs.

islandgirl's picture

They aired a movie of hers the other day called 'Mockingbird Don't Sing'. She played a special education teacher who was part of a team trying to help a feral child. Of course she was evil and was only using the kid to further her own ambitions.

It was truly shitastic.

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Who?