Wednesday, October 5th 2011

Open Post: Hosted By A British Princess Putting Nicki Minaj To Shame


This is our future, part I lost count.

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Posted by: Michael K


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You can't teach that! A talent agency will be snapping her up in 1 - 2 - 3.... !!!

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Submitted by MaryJaneRottencrotch on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:42pm.

damn diddly doodle right, i got the name from Roger Waters! your hubby has good taste in tunes!... *tips hat*... pleasure to meet ya.

*disclaimer*... there's a naked woman's booty in this... just sayin', might be NSFW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk1r-afR5mA&feature=related
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 12:05am.

hiya, sweet silly bovine!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9XKVTNs1g4
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and i see that the lovely plaid skirt clad CSG is still making visits... WHOO-HOO!!... howdy, babydahl!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRD_gIoVOmY

that's it for tonight, silly people!!... be good, or be bad, and good at it!... see ya all later!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:33pm.
That does sound very interesting,despite that awful Kate Hudson. If it's good, I'll make sure my headbanging mother sees it as well. She absolutely loves any witchcraft/voodoo story, and of course films set in or near New Orleans have a special place in her heart. Thanks for the suggestion, sweets

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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:33pm.

ACOW, if you love culture, religion and superstition, you have to see "Skeleton Key".

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That movie creeped me out. I couldn't believe a movie with Kate Hudson could actually be kinda interesting.

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Hi everyone! ESE, so good to see you!

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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!

Submitted by A.cotw on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:10pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:48pm.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 2:42pm.
GOOD EVENING CSG!
Brickdust? Do tell. I never saw _Skeleton Key_. Once, during a night of long, rambling posts, Khensu and I got into a discussion of superstitions,old wive's tales and voodoo variants. I find all of the above interesting for what they reveal about culture.
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ACOW, if you love culture, religion and superstition, you have to see "Skeleton Key". It's set in N'awlins (or rather, a parish outside the town proper), and Kate Hudson plays a nurse who goes to take care of an old man on a creepy old plantation in the middle of the bayou which has a terrible history. Voodoo, spirit-jumping, etc - it's all there. One of the best parts of the movie is the message "It can't hurt you if you don't believe". Or can it?

ETA - the music and cinematography are incredible. I really think you'll like it. I should head off to bed as I have to work first shift tomorrow, but if you get a chance, watch the movie. I'd love to know what you think of it. Have a great night!
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And pharmaceuticals were invented for me and Liza Minelli. ©2011 BjorkYou.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:48pm.
Submitted by A.cotw on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 2:42pm.
GOOD EVENING CSG!
Brickdust? Do tell. I never saw _Skeleton Key_. Once, during a night of long, rambling posts, Khensu and I got into a discussion of superstitions,old wive's tales and voodoo variants. I find all of the above interesting for what they reveal about culture.

Submitted by A.cotw on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 2:42pm.
*hands mom, sister, psycho ex gfs and ex wives a knife to stir their tea with*
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Or sprinkle salt over the doorstep right after one of them leaves your house. Then sweep the salt towards the sidewalk or driveway.
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And don't forget the power of brickdust, my plaid-wearing internet sister. Did you see "Skeleton Key"? Us superstitious ho's gotta cover all the bases.

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And pharmaceuticals were invented for me and Liza Minelli. ©2011 BjorkYou.

Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 3:51pm.
D-Listers,

One of my articles last week made it big time today on the internets, picked up by a major website and spreading out to Facebook, Twitter, Sparkle, Stumble Upon and lots more! This is awesome for my google status, I am # 2 on page 1.

I am not trying to be braggy but as a freelance writer, this shit is a biggie!

*can't link it for obvious reasons*

Anway, it's a grand day for a poor scribe who will always be a poor scribe
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IF - congrats on the publicity and acclaim for your writing. I love to hear when one of the natural wordsmiths makes it. Hope you allow yourself a wee celebration!

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And pharmaceuticals were invented for me and Liza Minelli. ©2011 BjorkYou.

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ESE, I swear if I didn't know better I would think you're my husband posting on here...you post music he likes and your name, he's a HUGE Roger Waters fan, if that is indeed where your name is from/about. Love your posts!!

This post made very little sense, hope you understand what I mean : )

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Did somebody say, Sephora Sale? :P

As for the video with the little girls and the moms proudly filming them..there are no words..

Submitted by 18thCenturyFox on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 5:40pm.
1) Sephora F&F sale is coming up
2) I want to work on Mythbusters
3) Snow is here- huzzah!
4) Poor Cupertino

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gotta catch up on my bills,(yes, i'm gonna incur the full wrath of late fees from Florida Power)folks...

lovely to see ya all again!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsPbI4Id9Ns

don't blame me for the quality or the use of lava lamps, it's the only video of the song i could find.

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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o.k., so... "nightowl" is now
"Snow Owl"... i can deal with change... *runs to corner and sucks on thumb*

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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Submitted by from athens on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 9:18pm.

hey, athens!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuwxZSIS__4

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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hi snow owl!

Hi everybody!

The poster formerly known as NIGHTOWL!

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Submitted by A.cotw on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 9:15pm.

hi, dahlin'!

i've got bunches to catch up on. been internet-less(that's a word, right?) for the past week/week and a half... what did i miss?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XRt5cbNhUo&feature=related

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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hey ese,good to see you back
http://youtu.be/WM39BhrcsB8

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 9:07pm.
ESE,my love, how are you?

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hhhmmm... let me see... burned another computer to the ground,(no shit! it actually smoked!)spent just under five hundred bucks to get back online... why am i coming back on this website?

oh, it must just be my love for you people, right?... either that, or my glutton for punishment...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUx_bk0jCvk

hiya, dlisters!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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beautiful performance art by fraggle talking to multiple selves

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Geeze Louise, 6 pages of posts. Not going to check to see if this has already been said, but...

Notice that the blonde is only lip synching. And badly. I think we have our next Shitney.

i listened to this and the unsolved mystery theme song at the same time and...it sounded strangely perfect together

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Busy OP today. Too many pages, too many alts.
Call me if my Rusty turns up, I'll be in my room.

PS @Neurotic :)

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steve wozniak will be on mah boo 360 tonight
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Submitted by Nancy Grace on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 5:46pm.
APPLE MADE THE OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. I WILL WITCH-HUNT HIS MURDERER AND AVENGE HIS DEATH!!!!

SHOW YOUR TITS!

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I LOVE CARTWHEELS

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 2:42pm.
*hands mom, sister, psycho ex gfs and ex wives a knife to stir their tea with*
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Or sprinkle salt over the doorstep right after one of them leaves your house. Then sweep the salt towards the sidewalk or driveway.

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Submitted by Neurotic on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 5:41pm.

Submitted by Agnostic 1 on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 5:39pm.

RIP Steve Jobs :(
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Whoa!

Are you sure? Are we sure the sources are reliable? Yeah, I know he was not too well, but still, ugh...
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Wikipedia says he died today.

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Yes, Jobs is confirmed dead...

APPLE MADE THE OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. I WILL WITCH-HUNT HIS MURDERER AND AVENGE HIS DEATH!!!!

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Submitted by Agnostic 1 on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 5:39pm.

RIP Steve Jobs :(
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Whoa!

Are you sure? Are we sure the sources are reliable? Yeah, I know he was not too well, but still, ugh...

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Absolutely 100% sure. It was official at about 5:35 pm PST
SO SAD! I'm a Mac nerd 4 life.

Submitted by Neurotic on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 5:41pm.
Submitted by Agnostic 1 on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 5:39pm.

RIP Steve Jobs :(
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Whoa!

Are you sure? Are we sure the sources are reliable? Yeah, I know he was not too well, but still, ugh...

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"How nice, to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive."
- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

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A la Gizmodo he is dead

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RIP Steve Jobs :(
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"How nice, to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive."
- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

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1) Sephora F&F sale is coming up
2) I want to work on Mythbusters
3) Snow is here- huzzah!
4) Poor Cupertino

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Loving the new avi, Nancy, but mine is better ☺

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.

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IF: I totally understand your need for anonymity. Well, that is great news. I hope it starts a lucrative streak for you!

M.E.: That is scary. Stay safe. Hopefully they'll catch the loonybird shooter.

SOMEWHERE, SOMEHOW, A MAN IS SPEWING FISH GREASE FILLED DIARRHEA FROM HIS TERRIFYINGLY WIDE URETHRA.

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Good evening!

If anybody sees Becky in Sydney around, let her know I finally caught on with an old post of her apologizing for calling me a moron. What a dame!

I also need to apologize to LS for going postal back when... I don't even remember what was the problem.

I also need to apologize to Hotmami for my dislike of Adele and inability to not stop picking the bone when I said that there was only one option for Adele's fans: that non fans like shitty stuff like Rihana, Britbrit, etc.

Yom Kippur is coming up, so I must start atoning right here on the D before it's too late! <3

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Be careful M.E. girl. Hope yer kidz r already home.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 4:03pm.
Pamela, I was wondering where you were! You and Evil ask for a rant, I do one, then you piss off and Eeeevil ignores it! :-(

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DANM IT DOGGIE, I LOVED IT! I seriously thought I mentioned it, but going through the thread, I suppose I got distracted! I sowwry! It was really a work of art!

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Thanks all! Tomorrow I'll be back to ehh-land but for now, it feels good to have so many people commenting on the content of my article and no-one so far has criticized anything.

The topic is very specific and will come up straight away on google and I worry too much that I will be spammed and trolled on other blogs and stuff I do. Sorry to be all mysterious (I am not a "well-known" blogger or writer at all) but I don't want people to know my name due to well, you know. I think most people are the same way here.

M.E. that's crazy what's going on near you!
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Congrats IrishFury!!

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Hekki - it's happening in a town about 15-20 min from me.

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Hello, beautiful peeps!

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.

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M.E.: That's scary! Is there a description of him so you know who to avoid?

Hekki's picture

Hooray, IF!

Link?....

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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 3:51pm.

Congrats! What did you write on?

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Bert Jansch died. RIP.

I was hoping I'd get to see him play live one day.

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Update on the guy who went postal near here: he's still at large, armed and dangerous. He's been on the run for 11 hours. Cops have stopped all traffic within their perimeter and are searching all cars/trunks, etc.

School kids are only being released to parents, with valid ID.