I Guess Courtney Love And Vanity Fair Made Up
Last year, Courtney Love focused her crazed rage on Vanity Fair's Lynn Hirschberg for writing a piece in 1992 where it was claimed that she shot up the dragon chasing nectar while she was knocked up with Frances Bean. Courtney shed cokey tears of fury and hollered out that she'd never forgive Lynn for this! And then a horse fly flew by and Court thought she saw a recording device strapped to its little wing and so she chased it around the room while screaming that the FBI is not going to catch her this time! And then Court heard a sound outside of her house and ran out the door with a fireplace poker in her hand, thinking she was going to find a thief carving the words "Property of Fraudy McFraudster" on the side of her townhouse in an effort to steal it. And then when Court came back inside, she mistook a floor lamp in the corner for a beautiful man billionaire and snapped at her assistant to check the Yellow Pages for a 24-hour shaman that can marry them right away. What I'm getting at is that the crack ate Courtney's memory of being mad at Vanity Fair, because here she is giving them an interview!
Court called up Vanity Fair after she read a piece Nancy Jo Sales wrote on The Quacked Out Quaids' accusations of fraud and other crazy shit. Court thought Nancy Jo could help her find out what happened to the $250 million of Nirvana's money that she claims someone stole (you know, because it's not like the money ground itself into a fine powder and leaped up into her nose holes). Court talked about "the fraud" and then showed Nancy Jo a page from Frances Bean's old diary, because she's a wonderful and thoughtful mother like that.
On why Frances Bean's diary isn't about HER HER HER HER HER!: “This is her diary,” Love explains. “I just want you to look at this one page,” which contains a list titled, “Things That Make Me Smile.” Love, distraught, asks Sales, “Why am I not on it? Why doesn’t she put ‘watching old movies with my mom’?”On how Frances Bean quit the crazy 2 years ago and the crazy misses her: “All I can feel is how much I love her,” Love tells Sales. “I’d give anything to hear the sound of her heels walking down the hall past my bedroom.”
On why Frances Bean needed Hooked on Phonics as a second grader: “It was my fault! I never read to her! ... Why didn’t I ever take her to a Broadway show? She fucking loved those Broadway musicals!” There were times when, Love says, her daughter was teased by other children; “They called her ‘crack baby.’”
On how her and Kurt Cobain's money kept magically disappearing: “We could never find our money!” she says. “We had $135,000 in our bank account. They said that if he would go do Lollapalooza he would make $11 million… Do you think Kurt would have killed himself if he had known he had $54 million?”
On if she's mad at Kurt for doing suicides to himself: “Mad? Ya think?! If he came back right now I’d have to kill him, for what he did to us. I’d fucking kill him. I’d fuck him, and then I’d kill him."
The second to the last quote was brought to you by The Crazy Crackie School Of Mathematics, because only in the gutters of Courtney's brain does $135,000 + $11 million = $54 million.
Oh, and Court, don't you mean kill him again.....:
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So she had Curt Cobain killed for money, it doesn't take a genius to figure out that the investigation by police was botched, and now it's too late to investigate anything. According to a friend when viewing Cobain's body in funeral parlor, she put his hand under her skirt. What kind of normal person does that? She also insisted on cremation which would make future body exams impossible.
Some people get away with murder others don't, I guess she got lucky, and she's crazy like a fox, laughing all the way to the bank.
It's a simple fact majority of murders never get solved.
This bitch. Yeah, I think she had him killed. I don't know why everyone thinks that she couldn't have done it, for one thing. Look at how she acts regarding her own kid. She's good at playing the fucked up crackie...and people believe her. And she knows that. Somehow, this asshole is still fucking relevant. Do you think that's some kind of mistake? I mean, what does she DO, besides act like a drug-addled lunatic? All that aside, though...the amount of heroin Kurt Cobain had in his bloodstream would have killed him, or at least incapacitated him, almost immediately after injecting it. I know it's hard to believe, but you have to be at least semi-cognizant to load, aim and fire a shotgun. He not only did that, but he also removed the tourniquet, took the needle out of his arm, and placed everything into a box next to him. Pretty impressive, what with a 1.52 mg/L blood morphine level. That, people, is a LOT of fucking heroin. Even for an addict. Doesn't matter, though. Dude's dead, and his crackhead widow is still terrorizing everyone with her acts of foolery and cuntery.
Submitted by ltr448 on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 8:56am.
She had Curt Cobain killed, then skimmed most of the money from Estate and stashed into a Swiss bank account under a fake name, doesn't sound like crazy to me.
If you watch the movie "Dead Pool" Jim Carrey plays a rock star who is murdered with a heroin overdose and then the scene is staged to look like a suicide, which is exactly what happened to poor Curt Cobain.
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She had Curt Cobain killed, then skimmed most of the money from Estate and stashed into a Swiss bank account under a fake name, doesn't sound like crazy to me.
If you watch the movie "Dead Pool" Jim Carrey plays a rock star who is murdered with a heroin overdose and then the scene is staged to look like a suicide, which is exactly what happened to poor Curt Cobain.
I'm no fan of this hosebeast, but I really don't believe she had Kurt murdered. Yes, I've watched the documentary and the website and I just don't find the "evidence" compelling enough to draw that conclusion.
That all being said, I hope Frances continues to stay far, far away from her.
There is a private investigator named Tom Grant who Courtney hired to find Kurt after Kurt left rehab. Tom Grant has a web site devoted to his theory and belief that Courtney murdered her husband for his money.
http://cobaincase.com/
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I still have a place in my heart for this nutter. I feel so bad for her and Frances Bean. If you weren't already crazy, losing a loved one to suicide is guaranteed to push you over the edge.
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Devil's advocate.
Cracky's right to be angry about only one thing, suicide when you got a bebbeh to take care of is not cool. I do doubt he'd be up for the fucking before a re-killing though, I'm sure he'd have a corgan related retort ready for that.
Reads what was published? I bet she's still shitfaced forgetting what she was trying to forget. What? Duh.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 12:13am.
Of course things would have been different if he had not been with her. Courtney was a juvenille delinquent who had been abandoned by her mother, and was a difficult young woman, to say the least. I don't think she knew much about healthy relationships.
Mickey, over the years I have heard many people say that she had Curt killed and staged a suicide. Do you think she was capable of murder?
Sorry, she is absolutely fucking pathetic and doesn't deserve to live. I hope her daughter never speaks to her again and she dies a slow death from inevitable liver cancer.
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From a vh1 documentary...
"He'd pass out and seek oblivion and I'd have to fucking slap him and put pins in his balls and put ice cubes everywhere and it started to piss me off."
Not half as pissed off as Kurt, I wager.
Tell me she didn't really say this:
"Do you think Kurt would have killed himself if he had known he had $54 million?"
Here's a young man and father obviously struggling with life and somehow she manages to make his choice sound fickle, thus defiling his memory. If a child wasn't enough to keep him earthbound, a couple of million dollars wouldn't have cut it either. It's funny to think that she's the one who's sick in the head yet he topped himself. Almost makes you wonder if things would have turned out differently if this narcissistic cunt hadn't been around.
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I gotta totally disagree with those who said if someone writes in a diary, they are basically "asking" for it to be read. As an only child of a single mom, (similar to Frances & Court) many times my diary was the only safe place to release my confusing and pent-up emotions. I didnt have brothers & sisters to talk to, or even other adults I could trust. I NEEDED to get all those thoughts & feelings out, and my diary became a best friend of sorts, a trusted confidante where I could spill my soul freely without judgment or embarrassment. And writing, then reading it, often helped me sort through the many conflicting emotions of adolescence. I think I might have been even more screwed up without the sanctuary of my diary. Even the nightly ritual of writing in it was comforting.
If my mom had given an interview to a magazine quoting out of my diary, there would be no end to the rage & betrayal I'd feel for her, considering that she was the main reason I NEEDED a diary, since she was so busy chasing "her life" -- which of course was more important than mine-- and men, and marijuana, and Lord knows
what else. I'm not trying to say my mom was anywhere near as big a fucking nightmare as Courtney, but I am saying that I do understand a little bit about having a narcisstic bipolar drug-seeking mother, and the fact that Court is *nonplussed* that Frances didn't list watching old movies w/her (probably wasted) MommieDearest as her pinnacle of happiness just solidifies Frances's need to remain emotionally
emancipated from the leech who unfortunately is still mom.
Please excuse the over-share; this topic just hits a little too close to home.
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Hmmm and she wonders why her child doesn't want anything to do with her...
Releasing parts of your daughter's journal to the press for attention is pretty much a deal breaker I suspect.
I only hope Francis isn't genetically pre-destined to follow in her mother's mentally unstable footsteps.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 3:47pm.
"I’d fucking kill him. I’d fuck him, and then I’d kill him."
Oh, come on, that's funny.
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Think she got the "kill" and the "fuck" parts in the wrong order. What she meant to say was, "I'd kill him, and then I'd fuck him."
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
I dunno....how disgusting is it, I still cannot mock someone's psychosis. Frances certainly does not have DNA on her side when it comes to mental illness.
Frances seems to be doing just fine without Courtney around. I only say this because she doesn't go around making a complete ass of herself in front of the whole world like Lindsay.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
I'm curious why folks think she killed him. I mean, it's possible, like all things are possible, but I thought Kurt had a history of depression and at least one other suicide attempt?
I miss the classic "Unsolved Mysteries". The short-lived update with Dennis Farina was garbage. Nobody could touch Robert Stack. RIP Robert Stack.
Oh and Courtney is a freaking crazy beyotch as per usual.
Let's not forget, in our hate for this dumdum, that Cobain had both suicide and painful stomach problems in his family.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 4:22pm.
It's actually very normal, and human, to be angry at someone who left you by suicide. That being said, that's the only normal thing about her, and I can't blame her daughter for not wanting to be around her.
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Oh so totally... if she really loved him, which one cannot really know...
I want to empathize with her because yeah, I'd be angry and tremendously sad if something like that happened, but sometimes she's so shady that...
It's really hard not to question the circumstances in which he died too, so it's also almost impossible to take her seriously.
damn, if my mom was that nuts I would just freaking die...do everything I can to disassociate...Courtney you were obviously a shitty mother, why wonder why she doesn't mention you in her diary is she probably doesn't even like you much less love you..this makes me so freaking grateful I had a normal mom, not a freak or a pimp like most of Hollyweird.
Courtney Love was spotted having breakfast with her 3 "besties" Casey Anthony, Lindsay Lohan, and Amanda Knox. Courtney vomited onto her plate and signed autographs. Casey was being groped by every man that happened near. Linds smashed everyone's champagne glass and peed on the floor cuz the paparazzi stopped paying attention to her for 10 seconds. Amanda had a salad and a diet Pepsi. Yep. The best of friends.
I am sure she killed him; there's no reason why, I just do. I'm sure Amanda Knox had some part of her roommate's murder, too.
only $135,000 in their bankaccount? no wonder he killed himself
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Something tells me money was not the root of Kurt's problems...
I do wonder what is wrong with her, mentally, is she bipolar or some personality disorder?
"I'll take a whack at the fuck myself!"
It's actually very normal, and human, to be angry at someone who left you by suicide. That being said, that's the only normal thing about her, and I can't blame her daughter for not wanting to be around her.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 4:09pm.
Regardless, I have always thought that people who write diaries deep down just want other people to eventually read their shit...if you don't want anyone knowing your secrets DO NOT commit them to paper and keep your pie hole SHUT!.
Totally.
and she wonders why Frances hates her guts...she fucking opened the girl's diary to Vanity Fair!
Regardless, I have always thought that people who write diaries deep down just want other people to eventually read their shit...if you don't want anyone knowing your secrets DO NOT commit them to paper and keep your pie hole SHUT!.
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Mommy issues ? we all have them, Frances surely has every right to have her own, of this i am certain.
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You know , I tell people this all the time, while living on Ludlow St. in the LES of NYC in 1992 , I SAW Courtney Fug copping dope on the street while pregnant as a wildabeast..
VILE.. DESPISE.
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
Dear Courtney - a teenage girls diary is not twitter or FB where you update your current status. It's a private notebook where you pour your heart out in and write the names of the boys you secretly have crushes on, broke your heart, knocked you up, cheated on you...whatever the situation.
They are NOT open for public or even parental view.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 3:47pm.
"I’d fucking kill him. I’d fuck him, and then I’d kill him."
Oh, come on, that's funny
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Oh now MK in four years of reading I think you might have been in the same class. ;-) Fractions are a bitch.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 3:53pm.
shmoe - this pic?
http://weareohsopretty.tumblr.com/post/3112359243/courtney-love-pregnant...
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Hmm not sure M.E. I think the one I'm thinking of, Kurt was in it too and they were in a bathroom (klassy.) In the pic you've posted though, she's kinda pretty. When she was young, she actually really resembled my sister - except for the pregnant, druggie, slutty part.
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One of the scummiest, most detestable, narcissitic pieces of shit ever born.
Team Frances all the way!
Bravo and kudos to MK on an EPIC post! There is not much more that I can add to this that hasn't been said oh-so-eloquently already.
I love her rhetorical questions, all of which could be answered with the word "drugs" or "insanity".
As for her making amends with Vanity Fair, it stands to reason. I'm realizing more and more that Vanity Fair is merely a glorified, "klassy" version of all the other famewhoring rags. Is Terry Richardson photographing THIS piece too?
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 3:49pm.
Frances Bean was fucked the moment she left Kurts nutsack.
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I love this! Mostly because I love thinking about Kurt's nutsack.
"I am special and I will never be one of you." - Charlie Sheen
I want my SIL to read this. THIS is what happens when you put everything else before your child.
Children can figure out when your social life and convenience is more important than they are. When you are out attention whoring and trying to fuck on guys and ignoring them, they DO notice. And then they construct their lives accordingly.
And then it's too late.
Oh, and Kurt did not "kill himself" over money.
Francis seems incredibly normal considering her mother. In a short interview she managed to invade her privacy and bring up what is most likely a painful childhood memory. Yeah, it's a real mystery why she cut off Courtney.
shmoe - this pic?
http://weareohsopretty.tumblr.com/post/3112359243/courtney-love-pregnant...
Frances Bean was fucked the moment she left Kurts nutsack.
"I’d fucking kill him. I’d fuck him, and then I’d kill him."
Oh, come on, that's funny.
Fuck this sociopathic murderess.
I remember that piece on CL. In the cover pic for the article, she was gigantically preggers in black lingerie, Kurt C was in the pic, too. She looked high, bored and slutty (quelle surprise). She also had a cigarette obviously photoshopped out of her hand.
That's real momma material, right there.
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