Happy Hump Day, Here's A Still From The Tupac Sex Tape
Here I was beginning to think that just like mermaids, a sober Lohan and jizzing while getting butt sexed without touching yourself, the Tupac Shakur sex tape was nothing but a myth. But TMZ proved it's a real thing this morning by coughing up a few stills and here's one of them. In the 5 minute long tape, Tupac proves that he would've been a "pat head rub belly" champion by holding a drank and sucking on a blunt while one of his groupies sucked on his down low blunt. Yeeeeeah, I love peen like it's made out of bacon, but I don't know if I want this. But I will give credit where credit is due! No, not to Tupac for his multitasking skills. But to that determined dick sucker.
Sometime in the future she'll gather all her grandchildren around and tell them, "Did you know your grandmother once slurped on the dick of Tupac Shakur while he swayed his hips and danced with his homey and not once did my tooth graze his shaft. Yes, that's why I have that framed 'The Only Trick You'd Want Sucking Your Dick During An Earthquake' certificate hanging in the den."
Prouderest isn't a word, but it will become one to describe the emotions her grandchildren will feel after hearing that historical story.
Ok so I'm nervous, my boyfriend (on the side) once was in a jerk circle while in the service, a contest to see who could cum first...should I be worried??? I'm only really with him because he has a huge dick.
Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:35pm
professional (used as a noun)
hot (to describe anything other than temperature)
Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:35pm.
Words and/or phrases never to be uttered again under penalty of death by ear raping!
Awww man, not cunt!
"actually" when used repeadly like, "like" & "literally"
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I'm sorry Ma'am, but our meat lovers pizza does not include penis. - Pizza Hut order# 27
Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:35pm.
Words and/or phrases never to be uttered again under penalty of death by ear raping!
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Pam please put me down for an enforcement officer position...
can I add "what not" "and how" and "awesome"?
Dammit, I can see nohing! I needs to see this sex tape fo research.
This doesn't look like your run of the mill staged sex tape. There's other people in the room while she's servicing him. This tape seems way nastier than anything a Khardashian has put out so far and I hope it stays locked up. I'm not saying this out of any respect for Tupac but some things are better left dead.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Thank you Michael K, for making me nearly vomit my waffle crisps while reading this! On another note, has anyonelse heard the rumor about him and Madonna hooking up/dating? And if so, does anyone know if it had been confirmed as true or not? I wouldn't put it past her...
"I make myself sick, get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure grown up nerd."
-Fatlip (The Pharcyde)
I swear he's got to be gay. I read up on the rape case between tupac and 19 year old ayanna jackson, first off, hell yeah I believe her story. Second off, when she was explaining the gang rape....tupac said something along the lines of "Don't worry they won't hurt you, me and my boys do everything together"
Everything? I'll go ahead and assume they gang rape eachother....well they are willing, so I guess you could call it a sexual orgy...with a bunch of "homophobic black rappers"
I guess you don't have to be a Satanist to be evil.
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"Oh shoes for poor people!" *walks over*
"Yeah, I can't afford these."
Submitted by BitchHouse on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:30pm.
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Like Sweetas, my boss meant "out of pocket" as unavailable; also, like Sweetas', my old boss was white, but a man.
@Sweetas - codlocked? as in codpiece-locked/cockblocked? http://www.tikitumble.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/massive-codpiece-37...
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"Your ignorance makes me ill and angry. Your savageness...must...end."
ugh howdareyou my boss says "out of pocket" all the time instead of "unavailable". Yes she is white (lol BitchHouse) and somewhat hick. She also says "codlocked" when something is at an impasse. Klasseh.
Submitted by howdareyou on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:25pm.
@Pamela - would you add "out of pocket" as in "I'll be out of pocket this afternoon..."? I had a boss that used to say that, and it made me insane. I wanted to tell him that out of pocket is an expense. I've heard other people use it, too, but maybe it's a dumbass local thing.
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"i'll be out of pocket this afternoon" ??? as in i'll be misbehaving this afternoon? the only other use for "out of pocket" besides the *literal* ::side eyeing Pamela:: "expense" is to misbehave, as in "don't get out of pocket"
*no offense* ::clutching anus:: but is your boss white?
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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.
My yapper just fell open and hit the floor. I'm supposed to rant about ALL of that?!?!?!?
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How can he be so blase with someone slurpin' on his peen? He looks like he's gossiping with his friends, "Girrrrrlfriend, the stories I could tell you.."
Are we even sure that's a girl attached to his foot-long?
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"A book is a book is a book"~Maurice Sendak
@Pamela - would you add "out of pocket" as in "I'll be out of pocket this afternoon..."? I had a boss that used to say that, and it made me insane. I wanted to tell him that out of pocket is an expense. I've heard other people use it, too, but maybe it's a dumbass local thing.
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"Your ignorance makes me ill and angry. Your savageness...must...end."
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:02pm.
Submitted by BitchHouse on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:56am.
I have no idea either. LOL I keep thinking there must be an easier way to do it then I am doing it. We have to use Adobe Illustrator.
Are you painting or drawing them or something?
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Yeah, i draw whatever i see on 18 x 24 coldpress watercolor paper w/a pencil (and a huge eraser and a ruler) this takes me hours upon hours, if not days. I don't know how to draw. Drawing, redrawing and erasing that one line a million times until it is the exact angle i see it on the original. After i'm done with the whole thing i paint w acrylic or watercolor.
Somehow my brain justifies this method as being easier than learning Illustrator or Photoshop or whatever those cool programs i would love to learn to use while trying to not get assraped by Pamela's list.
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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.
:::waves at Sweetas::: Hey gurlllll!
Well not to brag or anything but I am "kind of a big deal" in the world of cutting and pasting. Its my super power second only to that of my insane sense of smell.
You do that Evil ;)
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:13pm.
Imma ask Johnny Depp what he thinks and get back to you on that.
Damn Pamela!! Above and beyond the call of duty, ma'am. *salutes*
Hahaha we're some picky bitches up in hur.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:11pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:07pm.
Your list raped me!
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Oh come on! Its wasnt rape rape!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:07pm.
Your list raped me!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:06pm.
God Damnit Pamela.
I'll no longer be able to comment here.
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LMAO sowwy M.E.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Boy... wonder if that classy lady is bragging to everyone that it's her sucking on that hang-dangle while a bunch of people watched.
Pure class right there.
God Damnit Pamela.
I'll no longer be able to comment here.
Words and/or phrases never to be uttered again under penalty of death by ear raping!
rape
Hitler
cunt
n---er
homewrecker
Nazi
Proverbial
Per se
Gossinated
Conversate
MOIST
"Seriously?"
"It is what it is."
"Value-add"
and
"disconnect" (as a noun)?
commentate"
Attractive
Breakout Session (that one makes me want to kill)
Ramping Up
B2B
"outside the box"
"jump the shark"
like when used every other word! Get to the heart of the matter damn it!
Irregardless
OVER THE MOOOOON
UNDER THE BUUUUUUUUUUS
Synergy
Team Player
and any form of
Kardashion
"ramping it up"
buttoned up,
fleshed out,
reach out
*basically
*at the end of the day
*literally
*"I don't mean to be racist but..."
"no offense"
"throw under the bus"
at the end of the day
with that being said/having said that
tell us how you really feel
*ummm
*geez
*subconsciously/unconsciously
*i'm not racist, my best friend is black
POP (of color) seriously, get past this phrase.
Reach Out (as in customer service)
KUDOS
winner winner chicken dinner! (just stupid).
IDEAR for "idea" - it actually takes a beat longer to say this, than the correct word would.
Late but was "lunching" with the "money people," but...
"Don't this the wrong way, but....."
"at the end of the day...".
"literally" all the time
"to be honest".
"preggo"/"preggers"/"baby bump"
"business casual"
"the reality is..."
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dance off
TIMELY FASHION
"out of pocket"
Sorry Dog Im adding "giving me the business" because I hear that bullshit day in and day out from my boss.
Im confident in you, your up for the challenge!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by BitchHouse on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:56am.
I have no idea either. LOL I keep thinking there must be an easier way to do it then I am doing it. We have to use Adobe Illustrator.
Are you painting or drawing them or something?
um this is really creepy, I'm kinda disgusted with everybody involved. What dude is just like, "yeah I'm gunna get my dick sucked while this other dude watches me and a third dude films it"
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Eeeevil, I can do it in a bit. Don't know if I can equal yesterday's rant but I can try!
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Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:47am.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:42am.
Pamela, gimme a list of the words and phrases. I is decrepit and sh*t.
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Gahhhhhh damn it woman! Im on dlisted avoiding work,now your gonna put me to work? Fine!
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Well! I'll post it in the OP if you get it to me in a TIMELY FASHION. Ugh - add that one, please.
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bambam, an unfair life.
Jeesh, some of us have to actually WORK.
*pats you on butt*
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:33am.
Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:30am.
::shaking head still LMFAO about "dance offs"! Can we please please add that to the words that should never be spoken again list?
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Oh man, does I haz to do another rant???
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RANT, RANT, RANT! please!
*whispers*
I love my Sean John tee.
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Submitted by bambam on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:45am.
Hahaha! I love how you are honest in saying it looked good on him.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:42am.
Pamela, gimme a list of the words and phrases. I is decrepit and sh*t.
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Gahhhhhh damn it woman! Im on dlisted avoiding work,now your gonna put me to work? Fine!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
@ EC,
I saw this guy wearing a gorgeous tan leather jacket on a bus one time. It was a SeanJean, I had to ask where he got it, something I almost never do. Really high quality, I thought about robbing him once he got off the bus that thing looked so good on him. It would a looked better on me, lols.
@ ME,
It ain't a crime hon, just life. Hatin' ain't gettin' us nowhere, we're still two penny pinching broke ass mofos. ;)
Submitted by BitchHouse on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:33am.
Mine, too. I'm in school for graphic design and my latest project is a self-portrait using only words and I'm using the lyrics to Beg, Steal, Borrow.
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:29am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:23am.
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Oh, they are... they're some freaky motherfuckers, though. I have found in my travels the Baptist to be the freakiest...
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In total agreement with you on that one. Man, I could tell you some stories.
An old saying I've heard is that Baptist girls are fine to screw, just don't date or marry one.
Pamela, gimme a list of the words and phrases. I is decrepit and sh*t.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:33am.
Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:30am.
::shaking head still LMFAO about "dance offs"! Can we please please add that to the words that should never be spoken again list?
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Oh man, does I haz to do another rant???
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That would make mine and I'm sure a few fellow dlisters century! Funny as fuck!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:30am.
::shaking head still LMFAO about "dance offs"! Can we please please add that to the words that should never be spoken again list?
^^^^^^^^^
Oh man, does I haz to do another rant???
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:28am.
Submitted by BitchHouse on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:25am.
It is Ray LaMontagne!
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Awesome. Love his music. Beg Steal or Borrow is one of my faves.
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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.
Shit The Gobbler would blow you in line at McDonald's as you were buying her a Big Mac in trade for the beej.
http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
ha dirty. add the maniacal laugh & it's perfection.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:26am.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:21am.
Submitted by OurMissC on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:01am.
Diddy may have ordered the hit on Tupak.
Speaking of this tool, I read that he's soon to be a billionaire. Tell me that can't be true. What the fuck does he actually do to earn money; to have people holding umbrellas up for him; to pay child support on his 20 kids? I only know of one song he's ever released, and a few others by Mariah Carey and so on where he goes "uh uh yeah yeah it's diddy" at the beginning and that's all.
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Always the disclaimer before the statement: "Not a fan of his." But, the man did produce a lot of music from the 90's and a lot of the ideas on how videos looked and how to market and push the culture "forward" (i used that term loosely) whether one agrees with it or not, came from him.
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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.
::shaking head still LMFAO about "dance offs"! Can we please please add that to the words that should never be spoken again list?
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:26am.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:21am.
Submitted by OurMissC on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:01am.
Diddy may have ordered the hit on Tupak.
Speaking of this tool, I read that he's soon to be a billionaire. Tell me that can't be true. What the fuck does he actually do to earn money; to have people holding umbrellas up for him; to pay child support on his 20 kids? I only know of one song he's ever released, and a few others by Mariah Carey and so on where he goes "uh uh yeah yeah it's diddy" at the beginning and that's all.
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Don't know about the billionaire part but Diddy is diversified in his assets. Restaurants, clothing/fashion line. Remember, it's a big world out there, a lot of demographics to appeal to.
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Don't forget his ridiculously overpriced vodka Ciroc or some shit like that.
Also, since he's mainly a producer, doesn't he get residuals off of the songs he produced?
Anyway you see it, it's a fucking CRIME that mouf breaving asshole could wipe with $100 bills for life and never blink twice about it.
*counts pennies*
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:26am.
Bam, I am not for sure, but I thought I read a while back that his clothing line was in big trouble.
You are right though, he has a lot of things he is involved with that have made him money.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:23am.
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Oh, they are... they're some freaky motherfuckers, though. I have found in my travels the Baptist to be the freakiest...
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In total agreement with you on that one. Man, I could tell you some stories.
What a Tommy Girl dance off may look like
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqlyQZkq2Ug
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by BitchHouse on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:25am.
It is Ray LaMontagne!