Yesterday, some hos felt that Johnny Depp’s hotness drowned in the stupid streams of shit fuckery that poured out of his unfiltered mouth hole when he said that getting his hair blown out, getting his face covered in make-up and getting a thirty thousand dollar suit strapped to his body for a magazine photo shoot was just like getting RAPED! And yes, Whoopi, he meant rape rape.
This shit nugget out of Johnny’s mouth caused some photographer’s to slip a condom over their lenses before taking his picture and to also get it in writing that the photo shoot is consensual so he can’t press charges against them for sexually violating him with a flash. It also caused RAINN, the country’s largest anti-sexual violence organization, to issue a statement saying that they were disappointed with Johnny’s comments. So what’s a Johnny to do?! Say he’s saaaareeeeee, of course. Johnny pushed out this apology to Fox News this morning:
“I am truly sorry for offending anyone in any way. I never meant to. It was a poor choice of words on my part in an effort to explain a feeling. I understand there is no comparison and I am very regretful. In an effort to correct my lack of judgment, please accept my heartfelt apology.”
To be fair, Johnny’s Vanity Fair photo shoot was shot by Terry Richardson so there’s a good chance he was actually raped. But seriously, everybody should take Johnny’s apology even though he felt up his heart to pull it out. But one thing we shouldn’t take is the fact that in that cover Johnny looks like a bloated butchie who works part-time as a bar back at a gypsy lesbian bar to pay for his addiction to Internet-bought Botox. No.