Afternoon Crumbs

AssStain Kutcher made douche stew with a bunch of skanks, Demi Moore is back on the bottle and I’m still waiting for the part where Bruce Willis goes Die Hard on Ashton’s ass – The Superficial

Shakira and Elephant Dick didn’t break up – Lainey Gossip

NOT FRIENDLEEEEEEEEEEEEES – The Daily What

But more importantly, how is the new Charlie’s Angels still on TV? – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

When Terry Richardson and Lindsay Lohan get together, a new strain of the herp is born – Hollywood Tuna

Dogs hate painted horses. Fact. – Towleroad

Ian Somerhalder is giving me “Ted Casablanca in Valley of the Dolls” fever in Flaunt Magazine – Celebitchy

Tell me Ewan McGregor had Sun-In in his hair at the Perfect Sense premiere – Just Jared

Your dream of Rebecca Black singing the new Bond theme song has been killed – ICYDK

Did Glamour use the stretch tool on Amanda Syfried’s legs or is she naturally 95% legs – Popoholic

Kellan Lutz keeps his nipples covered for Nylon Guys – The Berry

Penn Badgley picking the hairs out of Zoe Kravitz’s nose with his mouth on a street corner in NYC. That’s obviously what’s going on here. – Popsugar

Julianne Hough’s Blake Lively impersonation gets a NO from me – Hollywood Rag

Gwen Stefani and Mufasa obviously share the same weave stylist – I’m Not Obsessed

3 cent skank whore slut in a $300,000 car – Celebslam

My guess is Ronnie Wood in a wig? – Cityrag