The Week That True And Real Love Died A Painful Death...
First Katie Price and that Argentinian piece who made my gaydar pucker end their beautiful love affair via a translator (because she doesn't speak Spanish and he isn't completely fluent in Whore yet), and now UsWeekly is telling us that Blake NotSoLively and Leonardo DiCatchAHo's short-term contract is up and they aren't even trying to renegotiate. Pop your umbrellas, because something tells me that suicidal cherubs will be falling out of the sky today.
Reps for both Blake and Leonardo confirm to UsWeekly that after 5 months of contract-enforced dates in Monte Carlo, Venice, and NYC, they have broken up, but are still friends.
As much as this news saddens me, because it makes me long for the days when celebrity couples showed they were really committed to each other by signing long-term contracts (see: Reese and Jake), this shit was bound to happen.
Leo just can't give his heart to a piece unless she gives 10% of the earnings she made from posing in Sports Illustrated to her agent at IMG. And Blake is just not meant to happen even though Hollywood keeps shoving her down our eye holes the same way almost every model is shoving her portfolio into Leo's mail slot right about now. Blake is the Pippa Middleton of American actresses. She is never EVER going to happen. (Cut to the no-so-distance future when Blake is thanking her husband Ryan Gosling as she accepts her Best Actress Oscar while I get my words eatin-ready by sprinkling hot sauce on them.)
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... (Reese and Jake) ... (Cut to the no-so-distance future when Blake is thanking her husband Ryan Gosling as she accepts her Best Actress Oscar while I get my words eatin-ready by sprinkling hot sauce on them.) ...
Yes, speaking of!
Since that talentless uggo Reese Withertool got her oscar for that lameass "Walk the Line" crap i do not dare to count anybody out as an oscar candidate. And i mean anybody. Since Reese did i can see Lindsay Lohan getting an oscar!
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"She is never EVER going to happen. (Cut to the no-so-distance future when Blake is thanking her husband Ryan Gosling as she accepts her Best Actress Oscar while I get my words eatin-ready by sprinkling hot sauce on them.)"
Don't worry, MK. We're all on this boat with you.
Submitted by boston61 on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:29am.
These girls need to stop allowing themselves to be used.
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Yeah, but that's what happens when people have ambitions they cannot fulfill.
I don't like either of them as actors. Leonardo has been in many good films, while also in films I hated, but were commercial successes.
Blake will never manage to achieve the same, because women like her are quite common though, so this relationship ending certainly makes it harder on her.
She seems dumber than my hat. I don't understand what he saw in he She's not even model material (and an alleged almost home wrecker). When will he grow up? It would be nice to see him settle down, but then again I'm not his mother.
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This relationship was as convincing as Leo playing a tough guy in some war movie, as convincing as denise richards playing a nuclear physicists, and as convincing as blake lively playing a US Airforce top fighter jet pilot.
Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 2:11pm.
Leo is not the type who is looking to put a ring on anyone's finger any time soon.
Just like Clooney and really not that there's anything wrong with it.
So has Blake been spotted with Jake Gyllenhall yet?
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Contract must have been a 20 week-er. I think as a parting gift Leo cold have bought the bitch a new handbag - that ugly pink one must be worn out by now.
Anyone seen Total Eclipse??? Me and my friend rented this after titanic came out cause we all had Leo enduced moistness but it didn't have the desired effect. Some of u might enjoy watching Professor Lupin give it to Jack good...you're welcome.
And another thing - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I thought it was wierd that they were together also. She's not up to his standards.
Good now I can have him.
Look on DiCaprio's face there is priceless.
Leo is not the type who is looking to put a ring on anyone's finger any time soon.
This always seemed odd to me, I wanted to call fake and contracted bullshit on them. But what did Leo have to gain by this? Blake is a bit of a fashion darling, but not compared to his ex's (well Giselle at least Bar was trash) Maybe he wants a leased piece so he can bang whatever he wants without the press all up in his business
Oh Leo! Leo! Why can’t you just fall in love! Couldn’t you see Blakey was into you? Lusting after you all over the Mediterranean, tipping us media folk just when she was about to go twitter naked, winking at us as she went from a B grade nobody to an A grade nobody. Wasn’t it obvious to you Leo as it was to us? Oh damn you chipmunks, bring the moonshine back to the table at once!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/10/blake-lively-and-leonardo-dicarp...
Submitted by guest on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:36am.
off topic: is anyone else watching the conrad murray trial? 3 different gfs. playah! gf alvarez is my absolute fav so far.
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Dr. Murray is a manwhore!!!! That bitch Alvarez lied under oath...she is my favorite too.
Why did his face get so round and squishy? It used to be thin and chiseled. Is he an alcoholic or what.
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 12:14pm.
I think at best Blakely might end up like Cameron Diaz. She THINKS she's the next Julia Roberts/Sandra Bullock/Nicole Kidman, but she'd be lucky to become an old girl 2nd tier actress chasing after baseball players.
If Gosling even goes near her, I'll immediately lose all respect for him (he seems to have half a brain and require that from his girlfriends, something which rules out Blakely). I think she's more Ashton Kutcher/Shia LaBeouf pickings (and subsequent cast-off)
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I totally agree, and she is also a butterface like Diaz who is aging badly.
And about Ryan, yeah same here, I really like him and I get that why dated famewhores like Wilde and Wood, and I dont think that him dating and liking hot women ( who happen to be famewhores) makes him a douche, BUT if he dates Lively thats just too much. Cant believe Leo dated her.
Either Blake never really had game or Leo is onto some other trick. And agree with MK, Pippa needs to get the fk out of our faces SHE HAS NO ASS stop trying to make an ass happen on her. Stop. Bet Leo went back to Bar. Shit, who cares.
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I think at best Blakely might end up like Cameron Diaz. She THINKS she's the next Julia Roberts/Sandra Bullock/Nicole Kidman, but she'd be lucky to become an old girl 2nd tier actress chasing after baseball players.
If Gosling even goes near her, I'll immediately lose all respect for him (he seems to have half a brain and require that from his girlfriends, something which rules out Blakely). I think she's more Ashton Kutcher/Shia LaBeouf pickings (and subsequent cast-off).
@Whamo
Agreed. I was embarrassed for Harrison Ford, Karen Allen (who was terrific is "Raiders of the Lost Ark") and Blanchette.
It was like "Godfather III". Big asterisk. Doesn't count.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Tiny meat Leo uses women almost as much as Justin T.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:48am.
Her talent was wasted as the villianess in the last pathetic "Indiana Jones"
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Agreed, that whole movie was an embarrassment to the franchise. I can't believe they took that long to make another one and then they came up with that green screened piece of crap?
I love me some Leo. I had a huge crush on him when I was a child (waits for ba ba buttons to call him gay) and I think he is a pretty good actor. *shrugs*
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:43am.
Remember in A Boy's Life he KISSED little nancy boy Arthur Gayle! O my! And then Bobby D beat him for not finishing the mustard and Elisa Doooshku watched in horror! Hahaha good times
despite her surgeries Blake still has quite a beak on her and somewhat fug face when you take away all the photoshop, FARDS and styling...certainly not IT Girl material AT ALL. Stop trying to make it her happen.
Are there any nudes of Leandro Penna?...when in hell did Katie Price land such a gorgeous homosexual? I thought she was still with the fug cross dresser cage fighter. I am behind in my gossip.
Now let me google more Leandro Penna images because he deserves a second look for sure.
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"I paid good money to get eaten out" - Samantha Jones
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:43am.
My favorite DiCaprio role was "Basketball Diaries"
Oh, and Gilbert Grape. LOL
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Both of those were GREAT movies ME. That was the first time I'd seen Leo and I actually thought
man that retard did a really good job acting how did he remember all those lines! No shit, I thought he was really retarded.
"(Cut to the no-so-distance future when Blake is thanking her husband Ryan Gosling as she accepts her Best Actress Oscar while I get my words eatin-ready by sprinkling hot sauce on them.)"
YOU TAKE THAT BACK MK!!! don't you ever say such a terrible thing again! the LAWD forbid!
www.hangryhippo.com: Where hunger, anger, media consumption, and satire meet for a snack
deb...ITA on the irony of it all (& blood diamond except for the scene where he's dying. it reminded me of troy where brad just goes on & on after he's taken a trillion arrows). one of the commentators just said they had to make one gf 'cover up' because her outfit was too revealing for court. priceless is right. hahahaha.
edit. derp.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:38am.
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Couldn't agree more about Cate Blanchette. I haven't seen "The Aviator" yet. Her talent was wasted as the villianess in the last pathetic "Indiana Jones" installment with that awful LaBeof kid.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:38am.
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Couldn't agree more about Cate Blanchette. I haven't seen "The Aviator" yet. Her talent was wasted as the villianess in the last pathetic "Indiana Jones" installment with that awful LaBeof kid.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:38am.
I've never seen Titanic
The boat dies at the end.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:38am.
I've never seen Titanic, sometimes I think I'm the only chick who hasn't.
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Just get a big model boat, put a little hole in the bottom of it, push it out in the middle of your nearest pond, get a bucket of popcorn and then read a Harlequin Romance really slowly for about three hours.
OFF TOPIC but HILARIOUS:
#1 - This contestant made waves in the past week alleging that married pros were having affairs with married contestants. He said this after he hit on an attached pro and she turned him down.
Rob Kartrashian! hahahhahahahahah
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Days like this I don't know what to with myself
My favorite DiCaprio role was "Basketball Diaries"
Oh, and Gilbert Grape. LOL
Remember when Leo was in the Basketball Diaries and he cried and cried about his basketball coach wanting to blow him (For free btw.........) and then that old man blew him in the subway and paid him for it and then he cried some more? All those people wanted to blow him, it was so sad!!!!! I had to leave the offices, I couldn't stop crying!! It was sadder than Titanic!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
the town is the only thing i've ever seen blake lively in. she reminded me of that chick from sopranos that was married to christopher.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
@guest
I've read about, but have never seen these various girlfriends. I'm sure they're priceless.
I am struck by the irony that Jackson and Murray were brought together by fate because neither man could live within his means.
Jackson was doing the mega-tour because he was mega-broke. Murray accepted the job of Personal Propifal Pusher because HE was in debt due to his grandiose lifestyle.
Jackson was in no condition to do that tour.
Murray was completely unqualified as a personal physician.
On topic: Leo was very good in "Blood Diamond" too.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
i always thought it was a RP love story (like Ryan Gosling/Eva Mendes love story also)
I've never seen Titanic, sometimes I think I'm the only chick who hasn't.
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:21am.
I loved, loved, LOVED DiCaprio in "The Departed".
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I liked him in the Aviator and Cate Blanchett Kathrine Hepburn was amazing. Mind you I think Cate has to be THE BEST actress out there in HW at the moment. The woman really is one hell of an actor.
off topic: is anyone else watching the conrad murray trial? 3 different gfs. playah! gf alvarez is my absolute fav so far.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Get it, guest! HA! In ANY ECONOMY you just don't do that!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:19am.
Finally saw that turkey last night.
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It was laughable wasn't it! I couldn't believe all the hype around this movie. By the end I could care less about ANYONE at all. If they ALL had died it wouldn't have moved me one way or the other. I thought Portman was horrible, just flat out horrible.
Oh, Leo, with your forever childlike face and Blake, with your forever blandness, I was rooting for your contracted love to make it and flourish with contract negotiated babies and the requisite movie together that would ostensibly be the demise of your contract.
How sad. What a tragic day indeed.
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dementa - she was in "The Town" with Affleck (the film they reportedly hooked up on)
And she's on some shit show...Gossip Girl or something. IDK. I don't watch those shows.
lmao deb. *dives in after it*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:21am.
I loved, loved, LOVED DiCaprio in "The Departed".
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Same here.
These girls need to stop allowing themselves to be used.