Tuesday, October 4th 2011
Open Post: Hosted By Yet Another Maru Video
Maru has jumped out of the box for his latest cinematic YouTube and is sprawling himself out on a shag rug to get up close and personal. This is a little too intimate for me so I'll leave you two alone. Don't worry, I'll be sure to cue up "Your Body Is A Wonderland" on my way out.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 2:49pm.
Slurpee - I didn't, she beefed up after we divorced.... Her momma got ass, too.
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JACK LIKES FATTIES.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
M.E. - I've been doing the P90 thing with a friend of mine... HO-LEE-FUCK-ING-SHEEP-SHIT!!! I've trimmed down quite a bit but have gained abOOt 15lbs of muscle. He has (more like had) the same frame/build that I have... he a beer belly, also. Now he is just fucking ripped with 6 pack abs... it's only taken a few months.
But, may I reiterate.... HO-LEE-FUCK-ING-SHEEP-SHIT!!!
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
*eats handful of cheetos* *admires muffin top* :p
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 2:46pm.
TRUTH! I cuss Jillian's ass out every time I do those workouts. She can't hear me though, cause she's on tv
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Then yell or queef louder!
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 2:43pm.
If anyone has a suggestion regarding beer consumption, I'm all ears.
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What about it? How to stop? It will save you alot of calories believe you me and make losing weight much easier. I haven't had a drink since July and lost a couple of sizes without doing much else. It'll zip off.
Slurpee - I didn't, she beefed up after we divorced.... Her momma got ass, too.
My second wife did the Pilates stuff and let me just say to you THAT BITCH was in shape.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Do any of you wear fake UGG's? Then you might want to read this :
http://www.radioaustralia.net.au/connectasia/stories/201110/s3332003.htm
chewinsmoke - I recently just ordered (should be here today) the P90X "Insanity" workout DVD.
I need more of a challenge, and from what I hear I'll most likely DIE my first time doing it.
this is also a 20 minute workout, but INTENSE!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 2:38pm.
chewinsmoke - Incorporating weights WITH cardio burns fat faster.
Try the Jillian Michaels 30 Day Shred.
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TRUTH! I cuss Jillian's ass out every time I do those workouts. She can't hear me though, cause she's on tv
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Thank Gawd...I was starting to get a complex... *checks breath* lol xoxo
@chewin idk much about pilates, but get yourself 6 and 7 yo for a few weeks, and the pounds will just melt off!
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 2:16pm.
Does anyone here do Pilates? And do they work?
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I don't anylonger but my neighbor SWEARS by it. The funny thing is she got involved with Pilates from being a stripper. All her Strip-Workers take the same class but completely stomps on the Pole Dancing Classes offered at the same club.
*feels bad for spilling the beans...her father thinks she works at a bar...twice a week...at night...no name...no address...no windows*
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"YOU FUCKIN PUSSY... GIT. ON. IT... LOOK AT ALL THE SHIT FLOATING AROUND YOU, DUMBASS, GET ON SOMETHING ELSE... DO IT!! FUCK YOU, DIE ALREADY!!" jack-in-the-hat 10/04/11
Jack:
Just surprised you married a fatteh, that's all!
Thanks, M.E., I will do the Jillian Michaels thing. I can handle 20 minutes. And I'm like you - if I can get a routine going, I'll be good, but otherwise, I'm fucked.
If anyone has a suggestion regarding beer consumption, I'm all ears.
Jack - no worries. No fail. We all have issues. :)
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
OMG, Slurpee, YES!!! whore numero uno. Please try and keep up.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 2:38pm.
Slurpee - NO YOU CAN'T FUCKING DO THAT!!! jeesh. Her husband is like GomerfuckingPile so he just goes "Uh-heeyuh, uh, oky dokey smokey. How bout ewe justa seet right here and I'll go-tuh werk?" He not berry bwight. YOUR WIFE IS FAT. PERIOD. FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT.
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Are you talking about one of your ex-wives?
♥♥♥Sweetas♥♥♥
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 2:29pm.
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Do you have any stairs at home? Or somewhere near you? You could do running up and down the stairs for cardio for about 30 min a day. I do that when I am busy, only I spread my 30 minutes into 3x10 minutes sessions as it doesn't feel as boring then.
I hate cardio as well, even though I know that it's good for me and all. But what I hate even more is people seeing me exercise- like in a gym or when running outside- I get so worked up by it, that sometimes I end up with a panic attack :D So running up and down the stairs for me is a great way to do my cardio. Also, my workplace is on the 8th floor, so I alway take the stairs- and that can be something like 10 times a day. There is no competition to the stairs, not even running.
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 2:36pm.
Ummmmmm...yes, I'm a female. Not a trick question, just trying to gather some ideas.
That's all.
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I understand. You mentioned "high ma..." never mind. It were uh joke. FAIL.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
chewinsmoke
cut down red meat and all white bread rice etc... works like a charm and counting calories, I walk my dog a lot 3 miles a day when nice. because I just cant with the gym. Ballet classes or dance classes can be fun as well
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Slurp - I get 'em occasionally. Had my brain scanned to rule out a tumor and I just go to sleep for a couple of days.
I have had trigger point injections in my shoulders and neck that helped to relax those big muscles. Tension seems to
exacerbate them.
Good luck! They suck.
Slurpee - NO YOU CAN'T FUCKING DO THAT!!! jeesh. Her husband is like GomerfuckingPile so he just goes "Uh-heeyuh, uh, oky dokey smokey. How bout ewe justa seet right here and I'll go-tuh werk?" He not berry bwight. YOUR WIFE IS FAT. PERIOD. FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
chewinsmoke - Incorporating weights WITH cardio burns fat faster.
Try the Jillian Michaels 30 Day Shred.
Snowy and I have it and Uvy lost a shit ton of weight with it.
They are 20 minute workouts. You start on level 1 and progress up to level 3.
20 minutes is doable, especially for someone who lacks the motivation. *points to self*
Once I get into a routine, I'm good, but if I break it for any reason, jumping back on the horse takes me forever. I procrastinate.
Ummmmmm...yes, I'm a female. Not a trick question, just trying to gather some ideas.
That's all.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 2:26pm.
Does anybody know of a way I could make money if I post my cat videos online?
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Make cat porn.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 2:26pm.
Does anybody know of a way I could make money if I post my cat videos online?
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I do, basically try to get as many views and comments for your vids as possible.After you have a certain amount of subscriptions you can apply to be a youtubes affiliate. Chances are they gonna play a commercials on your vids. Also obviously the more clicks the more money, the more subs the more money. So ask MK to post your vid on here, then youd get alot of views right away. Thats why so many have misleading video names.
Caprica
I work by the protest and every day more cops are in the side waiting, on the plus side I jay walked in front of 50 cops :)just cause, no ticket
the protesters are peaceful but they dont seem united every one has their own sign with their own complain
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 2:29pm.
"I know it sounds like I'm high maintenance"
whoa, Whoa, WHOA... are you a female? IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION??!!
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 2:31pm.
Slurpme - whore number one gets em and even quit her fucking job because of them...
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You can do that? *shoves Excedrin Migraine outta my way so I can stay at home and drink Merlot and watch Maury* (that cures migraines, right?)
LOL jacko♥, tell us how you really feel, per say.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 2:26pm.
Does anybody know of a way I could make money if I post my cat videos online?
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Coco already has enough of her pussy online.
You're out of luck, Koko. Try getting a dog.
Slurpme - whore number one gets em and even quit her fucking job because of them... I say it's because she is so morbidly fucking obese all the blood is gettin absorbed in her fattiness and not making it up to her pea sized brain. BUT I'M BIAS!!
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
And I'm willing to bet sooooooo...notpretty. lol
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 2:22pm.
M.E., when you say 'circuit training,' what do you mean?
Here's the deal - I've finally come to terms with the fact that I need to go on a serious diet and lose about 35 lbs. I HATE working out - which is obviously one of the reasons I'm in this spot (along with the fact that I LOVE beer), so I'm looking for something DIFFERENT to do. I don't have a gym nearby so my options for cardio are pretty limited (and I hate cardio anyway).
I know it sounds like I'm high maintenance, but I just want to find something I can at least moderately enjoy.
Any feedback is appreciated.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
FUCK! I hate migraines. Anyone else here get them!? They make me want to stab special ed third-graders on their way home from pottery class! FML!!!!!!!
Lol at "shay-tards"!!!!
I want to be a shaytard.
Does anybody know of a way I could make money if I post my cat videos online?
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 2:24pm.
And Jack, that's was a shitty thing of your ex to do to you.
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that ain't shit!! LOL, but thank you.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Submitted by Allessandra on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 2:22pm.
So you are saying she makes money from the videos??? How does one become a youtube entrepreneur? I am fascinated.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 2:16pm.
Does anyone here do Pilates? And do they work?
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I do. And I have to say that they are fantastic- specially if you have muscle/ back problems and stuff like that. Or even for strenghtening the muscles without overly excessive exercise. I have 2 one-on-one sessions a week and find it to be more than enough for my needs.
Well, I did an hour of Pilates this morning and this afternoon I can barely move - so if this is the way it's going to be, I at least want to know it's going to work...lol.
And Jack, that's was a shitty thing of your ex to do to you. I'm did beginners this morning and I feel like a total puss! :(
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
chewinsmoke - I used to do the Windsor pilates DVDs, I incorporated them into my workout routine and it really did help tighten up my core, but I found the circuit training part of my workouts is what changed my body, not the pilates, though you do get more flexible.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 1:53pm.
I hear the owner makes money with the vids, that's why she posts so many... M.E., your thoughts, dear?
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Of course she makes money with the Vids. Most of the ppl on youtube who have alot of views and subscribers get money. An example are the Shaytards, its not even a secret they admitt to it. Chances are if they have alot of subs and views they make money.I think they might even get money for comments, if they are an affiliate.
Cannot. Keep. My. Eyes. Open.
It's a laaaazzzzzyyyy day.
*mainlines coffee*
*passes out on couch*
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 2:16pm.
Does anyone here do Pilates? And do they work?
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If it's the same stuff I'm thinking about then I used to do that shit with my ex wife and HOLY CRAP I learned I have horrible balance... and not at ALL flexible. Wife told me she had it on beginners PFFFFFT the damn video had me on my back trying to touch the floor behind me with one foot and do something else with the other... I should stuck it up the wifes ass because afterwards she told me she had it on the advanced video.... good riddance to that bitch. lol
ETA: to answer your question though LOL I have no clue.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 2:16pm.
Yes and YES. Might I recommend Mari Windsor pilates if you want to do it at home...it's pretty good and definitely does the trick.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 2:14pm.
Jack - Maybe you could post YouTube vids of your coworkers. You know, you could make money with those videos?!
*flip flop, flip flop, flip flop*
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lollll NO!!
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Does anyone here do Pilates? And do they work?
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Jack - Maybe you could post YouTube vids of your coworkers. You know, you could make money with those videos?!
*flip flop, flip flop, flip flop*
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 1:49pm.
YOU DON'T NEED TO POST THE SAME FUCKING THING 10X TIMES!
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Totally agree. We can all read, so WTF is with this repetitive shit, as if it was so ground breaking the first time it was posted.
LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!
I forgot about talking kitty. BWAHAHAH!!
shiiiiiiiiiiit.