Here’s precious lesbian lady Jared Leto posing from the tips of his Chanel polished finger nails to the bottom of his ten thousand dollars sneakers and up to his pomade-slathered locks while thinking that he’s the bright shining star of this shot. Jared is thinking that everybody else is just seeping into the background the same way the leave-in conditioner seeped into his pit bushes that morning (to keep them sparkly and fluff), but the ho is wrong!
If there’s one person who can beat Jared’s “maintenance worker at the Tokio Hotel” look in the glamour game it’s a seasoned beauty who isn’t even trying. Enter homegirl stage right.
Frosted eyeshadow in her signature shade that makes her eyes look like they’ve been crying out Pegasus saliva – CHECK!
Eyes that aren’t even 5% dazzled by the beautiful robo nymph from Blade Runner standing to her left – CHECK!
Hair that looks like the ready-to-wear version of Dracula’s double beehive – CHECK
Jared gets credit for poking holes in his tank so his nipples could breathe, but other than that, bitch didn’t have a chance!
Here’s more of Jared thinking he’s the prettiest girl in the room with Terry Richardson at the YSL show in Paris today.