Afternoon Crumbs

October 4, 2011 / Posted by:

Guess who has just made all of my Thetans dry heave by wearing Lady UGGS? (Hint: They’re probably her daddy’s shoes and I will never forgive him for this) – Just Jared

In an Amber from Clueless voice: You could be a farmer in those clothes! No, really she really could. – Lainey Gossip

Jodie Marsh’s honorary invitation from the queen herself to the Pride of Britain Awards must have gotten lost in the mail. I mean, Cheryl Tweedy?! – Hollywood Tuna

Ryan Gosling is not rubbing his taint to Ryan Gosling pictures like the rest of the world is – Towleroad

St. Angie Jo, Maddox and Brad Pitt go paintballing together. No, this is not Brangeloonie fan fiction. – Popsugar

And here’s St. Angie with a “just got hit in the face with a paintball” glow about her – Hollywood Rag

Elisabetta Canalis is no Jodie Marsh – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

The Photoshop Awards: Kate Winslet in Harper’s Bazaar – Cityrag

More man slut tales of a man slut’s man slutting ways – Celebitchy

I will not believe this until Papa Joe is shouting it from the cover of People Magazine with a check in hand – ICYDK

This is what Kenny Loggins looks like now – SOW

“I can’t believe a cheater cheated on me!” – Kat Von DI’m Not Obsessed

Brandi Glanville is a drunk slut. File that under: The Famewhoring ex-wives of loser TV stars are just like us! – The Superficial

My dog threw me a “You woke my shit up for this ridiculousness?” look when I played this mess for him – The Daily What

Vanessa Hudgens gets lusty and beggy. I think I got that right. – Popoholic

The best illustrated review of Drive you’ll ever read – The Hairpin

I blame Nancy Cartwright (and Xenu) – OMG Blog

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