I’m interrupting our regularly scheduled program of nipple talk and overused peen jokes to bring you the news that an Italian appeals court just overturned Amanda Knox’s guilty verdict and has ordered her back into the wild. That sound you hear is Playboy and the producers of Dancing with the Stars punching at their phones to get Amanda Knox on the line. But a bitch will have to wait, because I’m sure Foxy Knoxy’s first order of business when she gets back to the US will be to shoot a remake of The Simple Life with Casey Anthony. Or a remake of Thelma & Louise. One of those.
And I’m still waiting for the courts to convict Hayden Pantywhatever of head abuse for wearing a thirsty broke wig in that Amanda Knox movie.