Around five months ago the wondrous acid bubble that is Japan popped Russell Brand’s dreams of running through their Hello Kitty Kingdom by refusing to let him step one pointy-toed foot into their country and now Canada is also declaring that they’re a Russell Brand-less nation. Katy Perry’s husband tried to get into Bieberland yesterday to perform at Casino Rama in Rama, Ontario, but the mounties at the border stopped him and told him to get the fuck ooot. Russell Tweeted this out before he was shoved back into the US by the fist of Canada!
HELP! I’m gonna be late for Casino Rama show unless someone can force Canadian customs officials to let us land in Orillia!
How do you manipulate customs officials? Wasn’t Hitler’s father a customs officer? I’m pretty sure he was.
Let me in! I must perform at Casino Rama, Orillia tonight at 9 for 5000 Canadians!
Tonight’s Casino Rama show postponed. I’m sorry. I can’t enter Canada. We must abolish the borders between our nations AND our minds.
Russell didn’t Twat out why Canada wouldn’t let him up into their legs, but The Daily Mess says it could have something to do with his criminal record. But by the looks of that picture of Russell at the border, Canada probably refused his ass because they know that you can’t trust a dude who looks like an Al Qaeda TV weatherman.
UPDATE: It was a stupid ass prank (read: cry for fucking attention because he’s a fame whoring fart). Russell never left California, because of issues with his private plane. Canada should still keep his ass out for being a first-class douche twat of the highest order.