Russell Brand Is Banned From Canada Too (UPDATE: No, He's Not)
Around five months ago the wondrous acid bubble that is Japan popped Russell Brand's dreams of running through their Hello Kitty Kingdom by refusing to let him step one pointy-toed foot into their country and now Canada is also declaring that they're a Russell Brand-less nation. Katy Perry's husband tried to get into Bieberland yesterday to perform at Casino Rama in Rama, Ontario, but the mounties at the border stopped him and told him to get the fuck ooot. Russell Tweeted this out before he was shoved back into the US by the fist of Canada!
HELP! I'm gonna be late for Casino Rama show unless someone can force Canadian customs officials to let us land in Orillia!
How do you manipulate customs officials? Wasn't Hitler's father a customs officer? I'm pretty sure he was.
Let me in! I must perform at Casino Rama, Orillia tonight at 9 for 5000 Canadians!
Tonight's Casino Rama show postponed. I'm sorry. I can't enter Canada. We must abolish the borders between our nations AND our minds.
Russell didn't Twat out why Canada wouldn't let him up into their legs, but The Daily Mess says it could have something to do with his criminal record. But by the looks of that picture of Russell at the border, Canada probably refused his ass because they know that you can't trust a dude who looks like an Al Qaeda TV weatherman.
UPDATE: It was a stupid ass prank (read: cry for fucking attention because he's a fame whoring fart). Russell never left California, because of issues with his private plane. Canada should still keep his ass out for being a first-class douche twat of the highest order.
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At least he can point it out (Canada) on a map. (Hopeful someone didn't help.)
"Get the fuck ooot" is my new favorite saying...
ROTFLMAO @ "you can't trust a dude who looks like an Al Qaeda TV weatherman."
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That'll get people to fill seats at glamourous Casinorama. Casino-fucking-rama. Why not YukYuks?
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Ahhahaha @ "Al Qaeda TV weatherman"! Too true.
What a stupid twat.
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Submitted by Dannii on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 6:14pm.
Wasn't he the tool who phoned an elderly actor and told him that he boned the guy's granddaughter?
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Submitted by ElleDriver on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 1:30pm.
Whelp, somebody's lying; Toronto Star just reported:
"Casino Rama has since said that Brand experienced plane trouble in California on Saturday and never actually left the state."
And as a Canadian who is familiar with the Casino Rama venue, having a gig there is the equivalent of being booked into dinner theatre. It's where C-List acts and Beatles cover bands go to die.
LMAO!
What a stupid asshole. Canada should ban him not only for being a convicted drug offender, but also for being a moronic asshat.
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They should ban him for being stupid. I hope he goes back to the UK, and we lock him out too. Whenever I read these types of things, I get the image of a country changing the locks on their borders.
The U.S. now gives IQ tests to come in.
Agreed, fame whore. Well, not surprised given who he married, two fame whores one marriage (well, until the divorce).
ugh, after this article i now have to get rid of the fug, so i'm off to google "male underwear models" :)
LOL @ Al Qaeda TV weatherman.
What a shame it's all just a famewhoring fabrication and Canada didn't really show exquisite taste in banning his unwashed, dingle-berried arse. :(
i saw this earlier on yahoo when it was being reported it was true and i actually laughed.
and if some of you dont know why people think hes a douche then you obviously dont know enough about him. for someone who paints himself as being loving and saying that WE should'nt say nasty stuff about people who are different to us he has some fucked up idea's towards women, the disabled, and people who are not hindu. if any of you guys want him you can keep him-theres many of us brits who definatly dont want him back!!!
Submitted by literarylioness on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 5:23pm.
Sadly, we aren't the ones who get to choose who the dumbass little girls marry. Damn green cards.
Oh and if this was a prank, then FUCK RUSSELL BRAND. NOT FUCKING FUNNY.
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Canada has better taste than the U.S. It's a sad day when Japan and Canada have tougher immegration laws than us.
I wonder if Kat Perry made him get tested or show proof of his last STD test during ther courtship. I'm mean this guy was a self proclaimed junkie man whore before he met her. I think she dated and married him because a part of her still subconsciencly (spelling?) likes to "rebel" against that strict Christian upbringing of hers. Same with Jessica Simpson. Little girls lost.
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Too bad the US isn't as strict as Canada is when it comes to determining who gets 'let in' so to speak.
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Doesn't he have people that check this shit out for him before they book the shows? They should be SUPER-aware since it's already happened to him. Like, "And don't forget we have to research Canadian restrictions for this tour. We don't want another Japan happening..."
We have enough assholes already in Canada.
If you have a DUI, you cannot go to Canada until 10 years after your DUI.
Thanks, Dog. I just send the required shit and it says 3 to 5 days. Maybe i wait a bit before i confess to the boss. It might get done before she notices what`s up....
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Karen - Canada prohibits foreigners (yes us Americans too) from entering their country if you have a DUI - even an old one- on your record (they will check your passport which will show them your criminal record). Don't even think about driving into Canada if you have one on your record. At least check to see if you can get some sort of permission - which is unlikely but u could try. I just finished dui courses last year so its all fresh to me. Also AUSTRALIA and a few other countries have similar restrictions.
I SAID GOOD DAY!!
I realize it's Sunday, but this has been a boring day on the D.
Banned for being criminally untalented!! The Canadians got this one right.
Farty, Hotmail did that to me but all they asked was the I provide my birfdate and type in the code they provided and it unlocked. They said before I did it it would take up to 24 hours but it was immediate. Hope this helps.
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karen - I'm not canadian, but...
from http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/visit/apply-who.asp :
If you have committed or been convicted of a criminal offence, you may not be allowed to enter Canada.
Criminal offences include both minor and serious offences, such as theft, assault, manslaughter, dangerous driving and driving while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. For a complete list of criminal offences in Canada, consult the Canadian Criminal Code.
If you were convicted of a crime when you were under the age of 18, you can probably still enter Canada.
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fellow canadian dlisters, i have a question. I have travelled europe, the caribbean, etc, but never have been to Canada. Huge Trailer Park Boys fan!Question is, I'm a regular person, but I have a DWI from about 10 years ago. Will they deny me entry into that country say if I'm driving thru with my husband in Michigan?I'm from down south but his birthplaced is Detroit.
heorine,crack,rent-boy! and the day after 9/11 he dressed up like bin laden as a joke on mtv europe! not so funny., bish got fired! i dont like the wanker!
Can we get him out of the US?
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Can I throw out a random WTF out there due to lack of open post? My wonderful son was playing around on our work-email account, after i got done doing some paperwork and managed to get that shit locked. Now i gotta send in proof that I am over 13 and can only hope they unlock that shit before tomorrow. Anybody every had their account locked and had to wait for them to unlock it? It`s a gmail account. How long does it normally take for those fuckers to do that?
Help a ho out!
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I can see how some people might find him attractive .... however, he DOES have horse teeth when he smiles wide.
Damn MK is on fire today. I used to quite like Russell- he was annoying but kind of edgy. LA has ripped out his edge and replaced it with a gaping vacuous hole. Bit like his wife's gob.
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Pity the whole world wouldn't ban this ignorant talentless twat. Launch him into outer space.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Why all the Russell hate? I think he's sexy, highly intelligent and self deprecating humor makes him decidedly UNdouchey. He probably has A DUI on his record because (not even lying) 8 out 10 people living in LA have DUIs. You are banned for life from entering Canada (honestly I'm crying from the loss cuz I have one too)unless you get some special permission which performers always have to do. Dunno why RB didnt make sure he had permission to enter before going...maybe he hoped they'd have pity on him. Well boo :(
I SAID GOOD DAY!!
Submitted by Snow Owl on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 2:55pm.
Dog, where in the country is that Walgreens?!
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In Rhode Island. We lives one town away from the border.
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"get the fuck ooot"
ha ha MK!
Blame Canada!!!
Although theres absolutely no reason why they should let a dick head like him in but Im still annoyed with them about the seal pup clubbing…you gotta stop that shit Canada -you share our values-what the fuck is up with you on that???
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I love when people try to act all enlightened and shit just to cover up the fact that they don't like following rules.
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Awwwwwwww, I like Russell .
He must've done some shady shit (aside from the drugs) back in the day and it's now bitten him in the ass TWICE !
Why do my comments keep doubling...I'm not doing that on purpose.
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Do these celebs not try to find out if they'll be let in ahead of time. I do realize that UK to Canada isn't one of the nations where a VISA would be required between the two but if you've already been blocked from Japan wouldn't it be a good idea to have your people ask ahead before booking an event??
Also on a side note I've heard people say he's cute. When I first saw Russell I thought his looks and dress were a joke. Like he was spoofing a large English man. I never understood why he seemed to dress like Prince and it looked like a joke because he was so tall. He has a head the size of a Winnebago and a mouth as large as the black hole.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Do these celebs not try to find out if they'll be let in ahead of time. I do realize that UK to Canada isn't one of the nations where a VISA would be required between the two but if you've already been blocked from Japan wouldn't it be a good idea to have your people ask ahead before booking an event??
Also on a side note I've heard people say he's cute. When I first saw Russell I thought his looks and dress were a joke. Like he was spoofing a large English man. I never understood why he seemed to dress like Prince and it looked like a joke because he was so tall. He has a head the size of a Winnebago and a mouth as large as the black hole.
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Alana Smithee
What's the deal with "celebs" cultivating the douche- Jesus look nowadays? It's like they are mistakenly nostalgic for the worst of the early 70s...
Dog, where in the country is that Walgreens?!
*puts on low cut top and practices smize/sexy duck lips face to flirt*
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I just realized Brand is a dead ringer for a cashier at my local Walgreens!
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21st Century Hippy-Dippy Taliban Weatherman
What's with the lame scarves year round??? Stop it already!!!
Ha ha! Al-Qaeda weather man! Now I'm imagining him calling for warm and clear skies...you know because they're perfect for flying...kites! Duh!
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I used to think he was middle eastern or something. That was back when I had a crush on him. I still think he's good-looking but I've found him annoying since he hosted the MTV awards.
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