For The Love Of Gob, This Better Not Be A Trick….

October 2, 2011 / Posted by:

Stop me if you’ve heard this shit before…. Mitch Hurtwiz told the audience at The New Yorker Festival today that not only will there be an Arrested Development movie, but it’s also coming back to TV for a short season. TVLine says that Mitch told everyone that the plan is to do 10 new episodes and each episode will focus on one Bluth and what they’ve been doing during the past 5 years. Right after that mini season airs, the movie will come out. Will Arnett said this was true on Twitter and Jason Bateman said they’re all hoping to shoot everything next summer for a release in 2013. You know…

That’s what that Mitch bitch said the last time. Mitch always tells you he’s about to cum and you get all excited, but then he just gets up, struts to the bathroom, turns on the cold water and sticks his peen under the faucet. Then just as your parts go cold, he comes back, humps on you harder and promises you that he’s really going to cum this time and it’s going to be even bigger than the last load he said he was going to cum out. You’re biting at the air in anticipation, but then his ass rolls off of you and goes back to the bathroom. The only thing Mitch has given all of us is blue balls! I’ll believe it when my Tivo is sucking up new episodes. So because of this, my initial reaction to this news is this:

Instead of this:

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