The Photoshop Awards: Megan Fox’s New Armani Ads
October 1, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K
Megan Fox in her natural state looks like a pore-less mannequin who uses liquefied plastic as a daily moisturizer, so there was no need for Armani to dull every tool in their Photoshop drawer on their new Christmas ads. Yes, CHRISTMAS. Whores are pushing us to buy Christmas gifts and some of us haven’t even stuffed our moose knuckle-giving summer shorty shorts in the back of the closet yet. But what’s even grosser than that is that they turned Megan into some sort of Voldemort Real Doll in a wig. Amber alert for that ho’s nose! She’s all nostrils. Maybe Armani knows something we don’t know. Maybe they know that the aliens will take over our planet in a couple of months so they want them to feel at home with these ads.
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