The Photoshop Awards: Megan Fox's New Armani Ads

Megan Fox in her natural state looks like a pore-less mannequin who uses liquefied plastic as a daily moisturizer, so there was no need for Armani to dull every tool in their Photoshop drawer on their new Christmas ads. Yes, CHRISTMAS. Whores are pushing us to buy Christmas gifts and some of us haven't even stuffed our moose knuckle-giving summer shorty shorts in the back of the closet yet. But what's even grosser than that is that they turned Megan into some sort of Voldemort Real Doll in a wig. Amber alert for that ho's nose! She's all nostrils. Maybe Armani knows something we don't know. Maybe they know that the aliens will take over our planet in a couple of months so they want them to feel at home with these ads.

via The Sun

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Submitted by CryWolf on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 7:50pm.

She's a terrible actress but I still wouldn't mind finding her under my tree with only a bow and gift tag on.

Submitted by deucenoir on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 7:06pm.

such a shame that she messed with her face so much - she was really pretty there for a while. she has really beautiful eyes.

these PS'd starlets all seem to end up looking the same. truly stunning people tend to always have those little slight imperfections that make them stand out - i dunno, like uma thurman or sophia loren (even though she's obvs had a ton of maintenance done).

we aren't all meant to look like natural beauties charlize theron or phoebe price...

Submitted by femguide on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 3:02pm.

They actually made her less pretty.

Also, it looks like her eyes are floating.

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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 2:50pm.

Very BRenDa 90210 era...jus sayin.

Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 1:51pm.

Her nostrils are sublime.

Submitted by Snow Owl on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 1:29pm.

In the main pic she looks A LOT like Leah Marsh (especially in the eyes cheeck bones and forehead) who is supposed to be John Stamos' girlfriend for three years.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 11:37am.

Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 12:42pm.
Whoever convinced her to tweek her nose, cheeks, eyes, etc. is a piece of shit because she was GORGEOUS without the surgery. Nothing on her face needed to be changed. These pictures are good, but only because they photoshopped a lot of the plastic out of her face.

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Sadly, she probably thought of it herself. She strikes me as extremely insecure despite her looks, like she's uncomfortable with fame...her airhead comments only seem to play that out. All that nipping and tucking is going to catch up with her when she's 30, and she'll be relegated to an extra role in Transformers 5,187 1/2: Just Fucking Stop Already.

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Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 11:12am.

Whoever convinced her to tweek her nose, cheeks, eyes, etc. is a piece of shit because she was GORGEOUS without the surgery. Nothing on her face needed to be changed. These pictures are good, but only because they photoshopped a lot of the plastic out of her face.

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Submitted by sushi on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 10:33am.

Tomahawk, do you seriously think she's never had anything done?

http://stylefrizz.com/img/megan-fox-plastic-surgery.jpg

http://www.romoplasticsurgery.com/blogart/PlasticSurgeryMeganFox.jpg

Submitted by sushi on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 10:33am.

Tomahawk, do you seriously think she's never had anything done?

http://stylefrizz.com/img/megan-fox-plastic-surgery.jpg

http://www.romoplasticsurgery.com/blogart/PlasticSurgeryMeganFox.jpg

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 10:00am.

Thanks, Armani.

Just what I wanted for Christmas...

a visual STD

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Submitted by BitchyD on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 9:47am.

They made her look like Carla Bruni. P.S. Carla Bruni could do with a hair do like that. That flat limp hair isn't doing her any favors.

Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 5:29am.

She's pretty but a very disturbed young woman.

Submitted by bigorexia on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 4:32am.

Megan Fox is absolutely stunning. Anybody who denies that is clearly just jealous of her looks.

Submitted by tomahawk on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 2:04am.

Submitted by sushi on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 8:19pm.
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Show me before (and after) pictures which prove that she has had something done - all pics I found myself look as if she was just younger and "fatter".

Submitted by The New Improve... on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 1:59am.

Submitted by RandomNYGirl on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 3:27am.

I'm sure she feels the same.
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Submitted by RandomNYGirl on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 1:57am.

I wouldn't mind looking like that!

Submitted by bitchSpray on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 12:19am.

"Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 12:45am.
Did they photoshop her boobs out too? All i see is a high plateau."

my thoughts exactly. she looks like after a both-side mastectomy
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Submitted by keith133 on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 11:31pm.

shes still super hot check out this interview with scott feinberg from sept 10 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cWY5jrhnrc

i really like this interview she is very articulate and humble

Submitted by Silverclaw on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 11:22pm.

Looks more like Rose McGowan. Why bother picking a celebrity for your campaign instead of an anonymous model if you're going to photoshop it looking like someone else altogether? It's not like Megan needs all the photoshop, unlike many others.

Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 11:15pm.

Did they photoshop her boobs out too? All i see is a high plateau.
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 10:47pm.

I wonder who she blew in order to score this gig?

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 10:31pm.

I'm not a fan of her (too mouthy, too much tats, too much plastic surgery), but she looks gorgeous here.

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Submitted by bloodsicle on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 9:42pm.

She IS beautiful (and I LOVED 'Jennifer's Body,' it was campy and cool I thought) but they made her look like a wax figure at Madame Tussaud's. I wonder how much they got paid to do such a crappy job?

I admit I love the hairstyle, too...reminds me of Vivien Leigh, who remains the most beautiful starlet ever, in my opinion.

Submitted by MIRROR BORE on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 9:20pm.

Listen, the girl is pretty. Is she slathered on with +10 hrs worth of photoChop? Oui. Were old school sex icons like Liz Taylor, Ginger Rogers, and Marilyn basted with +10 lbs of make-up? Si. I guess at the end of the day the word beautiful shall never be fully defined by anyone except our luscious Courtney Stodden.

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Submitted by keith133 on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 7:55pm.

shes still super hot check out this interview with scott feinberg from sept 10 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cWY5jrhnrc

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 7:34pm.

The second pic as fake as it is...still good to look at!

Submitted by Puppy Love on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 7:19pm.

These pictures are what she could have looked like before she decided to mess up her gorgeous face with needless plastic surgery. This dumb cunt had one thing going for her--extraordinary looks, even by Hollywood standards--and she fucked it up.

Submitted by sushi on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 6:49pm.

Submitted by tomahawk on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 7:55pm.

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Seriously? She practically looks Asian now. I could see someone arguing that she is STILl beautiful, but she's clearly had a lot of work done and it's sad to me because she was beautiful before that.

Submitted by mefunigirl on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 6:29pm.

In the second photo she looks beautiful (yes ps'd to all hell but still beautiful) In the first one they lightened and smeared so much that she has no contours and looks flat faced...I thought it was shannon dougherty

Submitted by tomahawk on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 6:25pm.

There are a few things with people I'll never get - the hatred towards red-haired people and the "Megan Fox ruined her looks with plastic surgery" - The only thing I think has changed is her nose and that only slightly. She's simply beautiful, but hey, here's something for comfort: She's not too bright - and before anyone comes to the conclusion that brainy people are never beautiful and vice versa: usually the best genes concentrate, so natural beautiful people are most likely smart. Life's a bitch, I know.

Submitted by Granny Clampett on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 6:02pm.

Very clever use of a light flash to hide her weird looking hammer thumb

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Submitted by salacious on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 5:45pm.

Why is everyone surprised? Everything is photoshopped these days. Everything. Even Terry Richardson's cum shots.

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Submitted by Datura on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 5:25pm.

She looks like Rachel Weiss (sp?) in that second picture.

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Submitted by Neurotic on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 5:23pm.

Submitted by Hotmami on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 6:38pm.

There were good episodes after season 2 for sure, because it was a good show (and I agree the musical score was awesome,) but she just brought the thing to another level and after the character was gone, damn there was a huge void for me. That really must have meant -- to my silly ass anyway -- that the acting was so good that one could grow to really feel that absence as if one experienced the character's demise personally.

Sure she was playing one of the pivotal characters in the Tudors saga, but still, if she sucked, there was a big chance that she could make The Tudors as bad as "The Other Boleyn Girl" like Portman and Scarjo managed to ruin an intriguing ESCANDALO with their cheese.

Anyway... back to photoshop, seriously, if her eyes were slightly greyer and her chest a bit more enhanced, I'd swear up and down they were going for a Natalie Dormer look, which is not a bad thing.

(Nor is Henry Cavill! Always wondered how hot the two would be together on screen, although it would be ridiculous in the contest of the show they co-stared in :P)

Submitted by Stoney on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 5:22pm.

I wonder if people with upturned noses and exposed nostrils have problems with bugs flying in their noses? It has to be hard going through life looking like O O. I mean, ALL I see in this first picture is two black holes where her nose should be. I don't see how yall could notice anything else.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 5:08pm.

Submitted by Neurotic on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 4:49pm.

Mmmmm....Henry Cavill. He is sexiness wrapped in HAWT. I still liked the show after season 2, but you're right, it definitely wasn't the same. Girl should have gotten a Golden Globe.

The music was the best part of the Tudors...I downloaded all of it on iTunes.:P

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Submitted by caprica six on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 4:56pm.

If they didn't airbrush her boobs completely out of the picture, my sometimes-bi ass would tap her. God, I'm a double damn slore.

And can they please goddamn stop airbrushing, photoshopping everygoddamn thing?! Does anyone nowadays demand to be pic'd without alteration?? Whatever. It just makes us natural beauties more beautiful. Period.

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Submitted by Neurotic on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 4:25pm.

Submitted by bexicle on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 5:51pm.

You know what sneaky they've done to this advert, thumb 1 has her posing as if she is holding/exhaling a cigarette, but isn't.

Sneaky subliminal stuff there.
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Too true!

And I do think she resembles Natalie here (/dodges bullets) and looks good. Well, her photoshopped self that is.

Megan is a pretty girl, who was put under the knife for whatever reason and made to say the dumbest shit ever on interview and damn... she's harmless because she's nothing now, so looking like a real good, beautiful actress through photoshop is a good day for her, I think. So let me compliment the dumb slut as if she really looked like this in person :P

Submitted by bexicle on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 4:21pm.

You know what sneaky they've done to this advert, thumb 1 has her posing as if she is holding/exhaling a cigarette, but isn't.

Sneaky subliminal stuff there.

Submitted by super-ette on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 4:21pm.

She really ruined her looks with OTT plastic surgery. I think part of the reason why people are incredulous at these pictures is that she looks like a freak in real life right now because of the injections and botched surgeries. I also think that she is too trashy to be representing Armani.

Submitted by super-ette on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 4:22pm.

oops

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 4:13pm.

These photos look cartoony to me.
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Submitted by heima on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 4:08pm.

First picture, it looks nothing like her AND it's badly photoshopped too.
Second pic, hands down, she's stunning and fortunately she has quit getting plastic surgery.