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October 1, 2011 / Posted by:

Giga Pet, America’s answer to Tamagotchi!

You know, when Giga Pet first came out I was old enough to know better, but I still got one and it slowly ate at my nerves for days. I had the kitty one and it was my responsibility to keep that bitch alive by feeding it, bathing it and putting it down for naps. When it wasn’t getting what it needed, it would not. stop. beeping. It was a one-way relationship and the only thing I got of out it was non-stop whining in the form of beeps waking me up in the middle of the damn night. Every Giga Pet should’ve come with the phone number for the nearest meth dealer, because that’s what you needed to be on to take care of that whiny ass digital brat. After about a week, I abandoned mine by giving it to a friend and I’m sure that friend tossed that ho into the gutter after a few days.

My Giga Kitty probably somehow made its way to the Land of Giga Orphans where it joined the army of other abandoned Giga Pets and together they will destroy those of us who kicked them to the gutter. Hell is definitely a meta place where my soul will become my Giga Pet’s Giga Pet.

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