Michelle Obama Is Real People
Just like some of us, the First Lady stocks up on life's essentials like lube, wine cubes, Febreze and Pizza Rolls at the caviar to Walmart's gutter fish head known as Target! I'm sure your eyeballs have already graced these pictures when the Lifetime news bureau cut into the rerun of Dance Moms you were watching to bring you this highly important breaking news story, but I'm giving them to you again to show you that I still have an uncanny ability to bring you a story a day late. I've still got it!
As secret service agents in Target employee camouflage tased any bitch in the eye lids who threw a suspicious look at the First Lady, Michelle Obama strolled the aisles of a Target in Alexandria, Va for 30 minutes yesterday afternoon. The only person who recognized Michelle Obama was her cashier......and the Associated Press photographer who said he received a "tip" that she was there. (delivered in my best Pearl from 227 voice) Er herr. A tip. Is that the official code for Bo texting tips to AP photographers in exchange for Snausages?
You know, I'm not mad at Michelle Obama for joining good company by inducting herself into the Stunt Queen Hall of Fame. But I am mad at Michelle Obama for going to Target instead of Walmart. I mean, while inducting herself into the Stunt Queen Hall of Fame, she could've also joined the demure graceful flowers at the People of Walmart Hall of Fame. Missed opportunity!
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Well that awesome hat and horrible shirt was a great disguise. I bet the thing that gave away who she was, was probably the 50 men dressed in suits with sunglasses and earpieces following her around. I really don't understand why everything they do is "breaking news." It's like Breaking News: President Obama took a huge dump today. In other less important news 56 people were shot today, in a random shooting. American Media: Get your shit together.
Why does she always look so pissed off all the time? When she does smile it looks so fake, like she's hurting herself doing it.
Common sense is so rare now, it's a dam superpower.
Really? Did you have this much ire for Bush, too? Because he actually left stuff OUT of his budget. Things like...the WAR. Were you inquiring about how the Bushes spent their own money, too?
Her "good paying job" was as a LAWYER and since you don't know them personally, you really don't have a leg to stand on when it comes to speculating about their personal finances.
And frankly, what is it to you if the woman wants to go to the GD store like a "normal" person? How does that affect your life in any way, shape, or form? That's just petty and mean-spirited.
Did you read what I posted? Because that's from an official gov't regulation statement. If it's not official business, they DO pay for their vacations! If it's a mix of business and pleasure, they use a formula to determine what percentage they have too reimburse. Did you bitch this much when Bush spent 90% of his presidency on his ranch?
Jesus.
ALL Presidents take vacations. ALL of them.
Submitted by K2 on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 6:33am.
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Well, if her husband balanced THEIR budget at home like he has in the White House, it's safe to say ... they probably didnt save up shit from her "good paying job".
As for being cooped up in the White House and just NEEDING to get to Target .. try again, with all the vacations the Mrs. takes , she's not cooped up anywhere!
And about the vacations... um, they don't pay for all their vacations and expenses. Some. Not all. It's been estimated that they've spent nearly $10 mil on vacations (cost of rentals,staff, security, planes, etc). Yes, this is absolutely possible. What's NOT possible is that they've paid even a fraction of the cost out of pocket. The President does not make that kind of money. He's only been in office less than 3 years. Guess they're using part of the "savings fund" Michelle has tucked away from her previous job. pfft.
Presidents and First Ladies buy their own clothing and personal items out of their own money and since she had a good-paying job before becoming First Lady, I'm sure she has enough saved up to buy shit at TARGET.
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Well, if her husband balanced THEIR budget at home like he has in the White House, it's safe to say ... they probably didnt save up shit from her "good paying job".
As for being cooped up in the White House and just NEEDING to get to Target .. try again, with all the vacations the Mrs. takes , she's not cooped up anywhere!
And about the vacations... um, they don't pay for all their vacations and expenses. Some. Not all. It's been estimated that they've spent nearly $10 mil on vacations (cost of rentals,staff, security, planes, etc). Yes, this is absolutely possible. What's NOT possible is that they've paid even a fraction of the cost out of pocket. The President does not make that kind of money. He's only been in office less than 3 years. Guess they're using part of the "savings fund" Michelle has tucked away from her previous job. pfft.
Pamela....
"When a trip is for an official function, the government pays all costs, including per diem (food and lodging), car rentals, and other incidental expenses. When a trip is for political or unofficial purposes, those involved must pay for their own food and lodging and other related expenses, and they must also reimburse the government with the equivalent of the airfare that they would have paid had they used a commercial airline."
They pay for their own vacations. Quit bitching.
FFS...she grew up on the South side of Chicago! "Spoiled bitch"? Really? Her dad was blue collar. Give me a break.
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Oh wow, and she does this just as the Gallup polls show how detested her husband is. What a shock. Puh-leez, this spoiled bitch has never even SEEN a Target before, let alone stepped inside!
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I wish people would stop posting that bullshit about how 47% (or 50%, depending on where you are copying/pasting from) of Americans don't pay taxes. BULLSHIT. It's a complete lie. EVERYONE pays taxes of some sort. Why not get your little panties in a twist over how the wealthiest Americans pay LESS in taxes than the middle-class since dividends are taxed at a lower rate than regular income?! People who aren't even WORKING for their money pay less than you do! Why doesn't that get your back up?
I also want to point out that she's not using "our hard earned tax dollars" or whatthefuckever to buy stuff at Target. Presidents and First Ladies buy their own clothing and personal items out of their own money and since she had a good-paying job before becoming First Lady, I'm sure she has enough saved up to buy shit at TARGET. Same thing with the bracelet someone keeps posting about.
Sure, she could have had an assistant go buy her something....but maybe she doesn't want to be shut up in the White House 24/7?
I'm sure this off sets the millions of tax payer dollars she and her posse spent on their trip to the vineyards! See y'all she is doing her part!
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Michelle Obama once said in an interview that she misses being able to shop at Target anytime she wants to. People are right, it IS a classier place to shop at than Wal-Mart is. All the rich people prefer to shop there instead and I don't blame them..
I bet that was the first time she has ever been to a Target.
Submitted by K2 on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 7:14am.
I dont even have to say anymore (and I wont). You've said it all.
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Yeah riiight! Its not that you showed your true colours ( white power, thats your fave right?) and run out of shit to say. That untill next time when you feel confident enough. I wonder how old you are and what Meds your are currently on.
Hitler would of liked you.
Post your facebook profile so we can see who can win a fight without being annonymous.
You make other Americans and mental patients look bad
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O.K.
I think I've made my point.
CRAZZZZZZZY!
p.s. "we can see who can win a fight"..... Who says that kinda shit? Crazy fuckers, that's who!
I dont even have to say anymore (and I wont). You've said it all.
@UBF Sometime yesterday. He commented on a few of the earlier posts.
Hey, becky. No, i m one of rare breed of "no facebookers". When did he delete the account? Weird.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by K2 on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 6:25am.
You need to shut that foreigner trap of yours
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WTF, how does this racist shit get away with it!?!?!?!
And I am not a foreigner you DUMB woman!! I am not in America, I am in my own country you retarded RACIST slag! Yeah I would kick your racist ass...Post your facebook profile so we can see who can win a fight without being annonymous.
You make other Americans and mental patients look bad.
UBF!!!! Do you have contact with Rusty off site? He's deleted his account.
Some people never sleep. Stop the cunting and agree to disagree. Like that`s so fucking hard to do.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by K2 on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 5:50am.
I would not recommend to move here,its boring and people arent sociable.
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Oh that explains ALOT, Allessandra . "Boring and unsociable" certainly rubbed off on you!
See your back to stirring the pot and meeting lots of new friends. pfft. lmao,.
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Umm yeah not trying to make friends on a gossip site, makes me a real loser.
You dumb,racist,boring schizophrenic ( how many fake profiles do have you again?)I would love to kich your KKK ass! Go and fuck your self...or dont because you prob arent allowed to masturbate at that Christian mental instituition you are at!
Coward, how you always dare to say shit when allready a few said something, whilst COMPLETELY IGNORING, any1 who shares the same opinion. On the Aniston thread your not to mouthy are ya, cuz its not going so well is it.Fuck you, you sad piece of shit.
I would not recommend to move here,its boring and people arent sociable.
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Oh that explains ALOT, Allessandra . "Boring and unsociable" certainly rubbed off on you!
See your back to stirring the pot and meeting lots of new friends. pfft. lmao,.
Who gives a shit why she's there ... my only question is : WTF is up with her outfit? She must've rummaged through the bottom of the closet to come up with this " target outfit". The prints are blinding ! Is she trying to blend with the rest of the Target consumers? If so, it's a fail. I get the cap and glasses since she's trying to go all incognito, but that SHIRT is.....
h-i-d-e-o-u-s !
And common sense says : she could've sent her assistant or an aid to go and shop for whatever little things she needed. Like the White House doesnt have a year supply of tampons and rags! Dragging Secret Service to Target? COME THE FUCK ON.
Submitted by Chandler02 on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 10:23pm.
Luvs2tango, your logic is so flawed. You are posting numbers that are intended to misinform, or maybe you just don't understand things yourself.
Pew Research has a report on the cause of the deficit, and it has little to do with Democrats. The biggest policy contributors to the debt are the Bush Tax Cuts, the Iraq war, The Afghanistan war, and Medicare Part D. If the GOP was so great at the budget, why didn't they provide funding for any of these programs? Not ONE of those programs was funded! The biggest factor in the deficit isn't even a party thing, it is the decrease in revenue because of unemployment (less income tax paid). To act like Pelosi controlled the country before Obama was elected is also foolish. Dems didn't have a veto proof majority, and a Republican was president.
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Its at beggers belief, but I guess the right wing media IS doing a good job at blaming the democrats and twisting everything in their favour.
I do not know how any1 can take FOX News serious, they are so obviously biased, and the fact that they are owned by Rupert Murdoch (who is been to court because one of his many papers hacked peoples phones) should talk for itself.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 10:07pm.
Um.Not trying to stir the pot, but referring to someone as a "fucking foreigner" IS racist, and it's AMERICANS, not AMERICAN'S. You're making us all look stupid.
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Thanks, for pointing that out. Sadly no1 else seemed to have a problem with blatant racism on here. Technically I am not a foreigner either, because I am not living in the US nor am I in the US right now!
Catcha tomorrow, Mani! :)
submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 1:02am.
ssssshhh! I'm trying to be quiet! See ya tomorrow!
She is just trying to cover the fact she doesn't care for the rest of us. Trying to make us forget her diamond bracelet wearing that could feed a small country. "Let them eat cake" ?
Oh Michelle who are you fooling?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2040551/Michelle-Obama-dazzles...
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 10/01/2011 - 1:00am.
Hey Mani! You're up late. :)
I hate political threads on the D but my only objection to this is that she should have gone to Costco. Those giant 5 gallon containers of Hellmanns mayonnaise can save you a bundle!
I do remember the Name Game but this is the shit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgnCB7oni8o
@ HellaciousB "She didn't need to do this."
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How he heck do you know what she needed? She OBVIOUSLY needed something or her ass wouldn't have been there in the first place. What a ridiculous statement.....
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
She didn't need to do this.
One final point...
It isn't as if the only policies in existence during Obama's presidency are Obama programs, so you can't pin all the debt racked up during his term on him. The Bush Tax Cuts, the Iraq war, The Afghanistan war, and Medicare Part D didn't suddenly come to an end when he was sworn in.
Luvs2tango, your logic is so flawed. You are posting numbers that are intended to misinform, or maybe you just don't understand things yourself.
Pew Research has a report on the cause of the deficit, and it has little to do with Democrats. The biggest policy contributors to the debt are the Bush Tax Cuts, the Iraq war, The Afghanistan war, and Medicare Part D. If the GOP was so great at the budget, why didn't they provide funding for any of these programs? Not ONE of those programs was funded! The biggest factor in the deficit isn't even a party thing, it is the decrease in revenue because of unemployment (less income tax paid). To act like Pelosi controlled the country before Obama was elected is also foolish. Dems didn't have a veto proof majority, and a Republican was president.
Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 7:37pm.
Honey, you are barking up the wrong tree! I am so Pro-choice and busy blowing my husband, thank you.
You worry about your Country and let AMERICAN'S worry about OURS!
One more thing... While you are doing a little research, pull out a Websters Dictionary and look the word "racist" up. Slinging it around like you did with me, really does make you look ignorant.
Um.Not trying to stir the pot, but referring to someone as a "fucking foreigner" IS racist, and it's AMERICANS, not AMERICAN'S. You're making us all look stupid.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
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Oh wow, and she does this just as the Gallup polls show how detested her husband is. What a shock. Puh-leez, this spoiled bitch has never even SEEN a Target before, let alone stepped inside!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 7:37pm.
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Then go and fantasize about blowing O´Reilly!!
Oh and "honey" if you think that calling some1 a "FUCKING FOREIGNER" is not racist, then you are way more racist then you think!
Honey, you are barking up the wrong tree! I am so Pro-choice and busy blowing my husband, thank you.
You worry about your Country and let AMERICAN'S worry about OURS!
One more thing... While you are doing a little research, pull out a Websters Dictionary and look the word "racist" up. Slinging it around like you did with me, really does make you look ignorant.
Submitted by Allessandra on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 7:14pm.
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Now I know you are crazy...... Quoting Pelosi! Ha! I thank you for the laugh though.
I will not argue with stupidity!
Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 7:07pm.
Especially a fu^king foreigner...
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You racist fuck!!!!!!!!!!
Below is some research on how much all of them spent!! You need to do some research. I am doing you a favour, trust!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/speakerpelosi/5684032538/
You know what you did here right??? Just proven the Republican stereotype once again to be true!
Go and blow O´ Reilly, or protest anti-abortion or whatevs floats your backwarded boat.
Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 7:07pm.
Especially a fu^king foreigner...
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You racist fuck!!!!!!!!!!
Below is some research on how much all of the spent!! You need to do some research. I am doing you a favour, trust!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/speakerpelosi/5684032538/
Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 5:41pm.
I think Michelle's shirt is pretty. The floral pattern no doubt signifies the springtime of her husband's term in office. The Nike cap is an obvious reference to Tiger Woods and obliquely condones his extramarital naughtiness. Perhaps she only shows forgiveness in deference to Barack's friendship with Tiger, and as a token suggestion of absolute loyalty to her own marriage?
There is also a couture subplot of American/Middle East relations, as shown in her choice of a camel coloured handbag. Unless the Target lighting is at fault and the bag is really yellow, which then brings the complex and tenuous relationship with China (or even North Korea) into play.
I could go on, but I wouldn't want to turn a post about simple shopping excursion into a political thread.
LMAO! Well written, and totally on point.
Nobody goes to Walmart....and if we did, we'd never admit it.
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
She forgot her bracelets ? Ear rings and all her goodies we bought her... Michelle why?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2040551/Michelle-Obama-dazzles...
I think Michelle's shirt is pretty. The floral pattern no doubt signifies the springtime of her husband's term in office. The Nike cap is an obvious reference to Tiger Woods and obliquely condones his extramarital naughtiness. Perhaps she only shows forgiveness in deference to Barack's friendship with Tiger, and as a token suggestion of absolute loyalty to her own marriage?
There is also a couture subplot of American/Middle East relations, as shown in her choice of a camel coloured handbag. Unless the Target lighting is at fault and the bag is really yellow, which then brings the complex and tenuous relationship with China (or even North Korea) into play.
I could go on, but I wouldn't want to turn a post about simple shopping excursion into a political thread.
Submitted by QuweenJillian on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 4:38pm.
Damn... Well, to be honest, if I ever moved to Europe it wouldn't be to Austria. All he tells me about Austria is that there are a lot of mountains haha. But, they are one of the richest countries...
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Yeah we have a lot of Mountains, but unlike some people think, we have a summer like all the other countries in Europe, and it can get really hot. It is a very rich country indeed, another good thing is that its very safe over here. But there are in my opinion, too many negative things, also the food and clothing are quite expensive.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 12:13pm.
I think that us Europeans have no business commenting on internal US matters.
Right on. And vice versa, though in our case it's cuz we don't know or care. Unless you vote somewhere, you have no right to comment (see the French and their anti-headscarves policies).
What did she buy? (Or, what did "we" buy?)
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Submitted by QuweenJillian on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 4:14pm.
I probably couldn't get any more to the left... Obama is a wuss and the republicans are a joke. I'm seriously considering moving to Austria with my European boyfriend (international exchange student) ... You pay a good amount of taxes but they really take care of all their citizens (free healthcare!)
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Hey I live here in Austria, the healthcare is not free but its included in some of the taxes you pay if you have a job.I pay some of the healthcare but not full amount because I study,otherwise it can be up to 300 a month per person.
I would not recommend to move here,its boring and people arent sociable.
Damn... Well, to be honest, if I ever moved to Europe it wouldn't be to Austria. All he tells me about Austria is that there are a lot of mountains haha. But, they are one of the richest countries...
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I'm not a slut, I'm sexually liberated. There's a difference.
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Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 4:09pm.
Bitch used PLASTIC bags, not fabric ones she brought from home?!
Well, I never...
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Probably because Virginia doesn't have a tax yet on plastic bags like DC does. It's been in effect 2 years and I still always forget to bring those damn reusable bags to the store. DC be gettin' rich off of forgetful sluts like me.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Stupid news.
If there's any need of further proof that the media is in league with all the bs that goes around in Washington, this is it.
And the fools all look at this going "fuck yeah" and shit, like it matters where the first lady gets her tampons from. Seriously?
I probably couldn't get any more to the left... Obama is a wuss and the republicans are a joke. I'm seriously considering moving to Austria with my European boyfriend (international exchange student) ... You pay a good amount of taxes but they really take care of all their citizens (free healthcare!)
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I'm not a slut, I'm sexually liberated. There's a difference.
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Bitch used PLASTIC bags, not fabric ones she brought from home?!
Well, I never...