How Much Did Tara Reid Get Paid For The American Pie Reunion?
The Hollywood Reporter put out an unconfirmed list of how much money each cast member from the American Pie Reunion movie put into the shoe boxes under their beds and this is what it looks like:
Jason Biggs - $5 million plus a small slice of first-dollar gross
Sean William Scott - $5 million plus a small slice of first-dollar gross
Alyson Hannigan - $3 million
Eugene Levy - $3 million
Chris Klein, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Natasha Lyonne, Jennifer Coolidge, Mena Suvari and Shannon Elizabeth -$500,000 to $750,000 plus the possibility of bonusing
And last....and least....
Tara Reid -
Severe fucking atrocities have been committed when a treasured drunk dandelion who can entertain a world with a flash of her pulled pork stomach makes only a tiny piece of what Jason Biggs makes. "He's still alive?" is the question most hos spit out when Jason Biggs' name comes up and he makes more than Tara Reid?! Yes, that same question also comes up when you bring up Tara's name, but that's not the point!
I don't care if Jason is the star of that mess of a shit show and Tara only worked one day before getting replaced with a janitor's old mop. This is a direct threat to the alcohol industry.
But you know, Tara doesn't need that shit anyway. I'm sure she'll make zillions doing The Big Lebowski sequel.
And Tara came out the real winner here, because thanks to her ingenious idea of stealing all the sugar packets and dinner rolls from the craft service table, she was able to make a week supply of Moonshine! Take that, Jason Biggs.
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Jason Biggs packed on some pounds but with that being said...I'd still hit it.=]
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They all got paid too much.
She must be really shit faced in this pic showing "of" that nasty stomach of hers.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
jason biggs $5mil? seriously?!
wow hollywood must be loaded with $$$ if they are paying has been nobodies on the Z-list, 5mil for a reunion movie.
this movie would suck so bad i probably wouldnt even torrent it. waste of my bandwidth.
"Severe fucking atrocities have been committed when a treasured drunk dandelion...
All actors are overpaid. Look at Charlie Sheen and the Friends cast and all the others. One million dollars per episode EACH? (Now, wasn't Charlie getting $2 million per episode?) It's gotten ridiculous.
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Not really--as sick as it sounds--when you take into account the millions and millions of dollars Charlie Sheen and the cast of Friends made for their studios/networks.
Why is that farty Sean William Scott getting that much? Or any of them for that matter.
Just caught AP today for the first time in years and it's stunning how freaking cute and appealing Tara was--kind of like watching Blohan in The Parent Trap. Sad.
That said, she's getting screwed.
Ugh, hate how Allison Hannigan didn't ask for part of the gross. Women never negotiate intelligently like that. Male actors often try to move up to getting part of the profits. So irritating. And how can Natasha Lyonne, who was in like, 10 minutes of the damn movie, make more than Tara Reid?
And what about whip cream girl? Ali Larter? Or is that a different movie...
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"PLEASE...*gasping for air*....ADMINISTER HATE, STAT..." - Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 5:31pm.
$5 mil for Sean and Jason Biggs? For why? And why are they making another one of these?
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
Shoot...I could retire and drink for the rest of my life on $250,000 dollars ...She doesn't look too bad for a lush.......those other people are getting way over paid for being in a silly movie...Dam, way overpaid and getting bonuses to boot....
You know you're done when Natasha "I'll rape your dog" Lyonne gets twice as much as you.
Isn't this like the 15th AP movie they're making?
Give it a rest already.
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Bitch, pull your shirt down. No one wants to see that shit.
And another American Pie movie is not necessary. Or is it necessary to give any of these assholes that much money for making it. Maybe Eugene Levy is the only one who does, but that is it.
@Evil_Cupcake & Albatros - the movies actually are pretty good, the second on is by far the best and in addition to the gross out humor has a really nice story about growing up and moving on from high school
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 11:29am.
Proud to say I have NEVER seen American Pie, nor anything associated with it.
Me, either. I have no desire to see this movie or any of its millions of sequels.
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I just ODed on Schadenfreude. This is so embarrassing!
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Devil's advocate.
All actors are overpaid. Look at Charlie Sheen and the Friends cast and all the others. One million dollars per episode EACH? (Now, wasn't Charlie getting $2 million per episode?) It's gotten ridiculous. I wonder how long it can go on with this crappy economy, since the cost is passed down to the consumer. Same as in sports. Ticket prices keep getting higher and higher to pay these players these ridiculous salaries. It drives me crazy, especially since half these guys can't even utter an articulate sentence when interviewed.
BTW, Tara looks terrible. I had an aunt who died from chronic drinking and this is what she looked like.
Yeah, no clue why they are doing another one. The first was funny, the second had funny moments and the wedding one was pretty much only funny when they were in the gay club.
That said - I approve of anything that gives Alyson Hannigan more work/exposure cause I have mad lurve for her (Willow 4eva!haha).
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freshfacestripper, Allison Hannigan has been working consistently, while Tara has been a consistent drunk. THAT is why she is paid more.
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by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 11:28am.
Submitted by Oxygen on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 11:21am.
Dumb.Ass.Movie.The.First.Time.
*waiting to see who'll be first to hit-it*
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*steps up and gladly takes one for the team*
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*heaves at pruney pickled peen visual, but gives the man a high five*
Have never seen American Pie but I did like Porky's for about 15 minutes back in 1981.
Her stomach looks like bolgna.
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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.
why are doing tara like that??? this is bullshit. alison is ugly. tara is hot. poor babe. i felt bad for her on big brother uk. like, she is a bit misunderstood...and she need ta eat! stop drinking that cocnut water. its not food,tara...
HAHAHAHAHA! It blinks!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 12:30pm.
"(...) secret stuff we do together"
*awaits straight male feeding frenzy*
And yes, Irish Fury, we are practically family!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Another Pie movie? OH GOD NO!!!
Neither of you is CHRRIIIIISISSTTTTTTTIIIIAAAANNNN!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 12:27pm.
*sound of whip cracking Silas style*
I'm so sorry, Snowy. My gratefulness must have been too overwealming. Here's hoping that late is better than never: thank you!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 12:27pm.
Mickey!!! I said you were purdy too! where is MY thank you!?!?!
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BACK OFF, YOU PIECE OF SNOW!
We're not even sure what she's thanking me for. Mickey and I both share Dutch husbands so she and I have a very intimate connection. Perhaps she is thanking me for secret stuff we do together...!
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Dark-sided!
Mickey!!! I said you were purdy too! where is MY thank you!?!?!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
that stomach. no thanks.
she looks perpetually pregnant with a turkey platter.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
They overshot this one, she'd have done it for two hundred and a bottle of grocery store rum.
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
That's the most bloated anorexic I've ever seen. Is that alcohol bloat or is it a distended belly like a poor, starving Ethiopian child?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 11:59am.
@Irish Fury
=Off topic=
Thank you for making my day yesterday. I hope I can return the favor some day.
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Dark-sided!
so the fuck what assholes? 250,000? For being a nobody who has never done anything. I would have to work 3 or 4 years to make that much. WTF. I would od anything for 250k.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Well played, Tara. I didn't realize you still had enough of your original body parts to fool them into thinking you still qualify as part of the original cast.
What the hell is going on with her shoulder situation?
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 11:49am.
Stifler gets $5 million and Stifler's Mom only $500,000.? I say not fair!
Raul agrees since Stifler's Mom is the obvious one of the the bunch with proven magical dick sucking skillz!
http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs
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@Irish Fury
=Off topic=
Thank you for making my day yesterday. I hope I can return the favor some day.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Jack, honey, I could be wrong. But I *think* that was code for "bite" it...
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In that photo, she looks like she is in one of those fun house mirrors.
hahahaa snowy you snotty bitch I SWAY-UH!!! Porkies was the SHIT!!
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
*adding to extensive "Won't Be Watching" list*
Stifler gets $5 million and Stifler's Mom only $500,000.? I say not fair!
Is anybody really dying for another American Pie movie?
every one associated with this movie is overpaid...
and maybe tara's dick sucking skills are not up to standard if she's getting a mere $250K, while someone like jason biggs who probably has magical dick sucking skills to earn every ounce of that $5M...
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Roseanne Barr
Proud to say I have NEVER seen American Pie, nor anything associated with it.
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Neither have I. Nor do I desire to waste time and $$$$ on this crap fest.