Hot Slut Of The Day!
Jack, the genius sheep who has baaaaaaah-trayed his own kind by pretending that he's a dog! That'll do, lamb! That'll do.
Alison Sinstadt, a farmer from Shropshire, England, and her partner Simon Sherwin brought Jack into their home when he was just a lamb baby because he was very very small and they felt he needed some extra loving care. They gave him milk and they let him sleep with their springer spaniel Jessie. It didn't take long for Jack to copy everything Jessie was doing. When Jessie let out a dog bark, Jack tried to let out a dog bark too but it sounded more like an un-autotuned RiRi trying to hit a high note. When Jessie fetched a stick, Jack tried to fetch a stick too. Jack doesn't even socialize with other sheep and whenever he's around them he tries to herd their asses. ("THIS BAAAAAHTCH" - other sheep to Jack)
Alison tells the highly-acclaimed literary journal The Daily Fuckery that the only thing Jack does that is sheep-like is eat grass. But other than that, the sheep thinks it's of the dogs.
The wool has officially been pulled over Alison's eyes and she's not even trying to scratch it off. The easiest way to avoid getting turned into stew is to bark, fetch and do it like a dog! I mean, what kind of evil soul would ever slaughter a sheep dog?! Jack might be leading the oppression of his kind, but bitch is a mastermind genius. Now if he can only learn how to lick his own lamb hole...
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Jack the Sheep is helping to herd his fellow sheep, who will soon become lamb chops?
They ought to change Jack's name to "George Soros"
After further researchery, I'm moving to Adderley, Shropshire tomorrow. Here's what Alison (Sinstadt--sounds Swedish by descent) sells at her farm shop on the canal wharf to (I presume) mostly passing barges:
"Just look at the foods on offer:-
* Free Range Eggs
* Lamb - Joints, Chops, Sausages, Burgers
* Pork - Sausages, Chops, Steaks, Burgers, Dry Cured Bacon (Thick Cut)
* Cakes - large Victoria Sandwich, Cup Cake - mede every day
* Bacon - Dry Cured thin, thick, smoked"
http://www.audlem.org/canalservices/adderleywharffarmshop.html
Submitted by Becky n Sydney
I basically, like, literally wished that I Mmmm...slow roasted leg of lamb in rosemary and muscatel grapes...with a splash of balsamic...a few braised shallots...creamy mashed potatoes...a light red wine...
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*runs out of thread to avoid lamb*
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 10:49pm.
Why is it so important to you that the sheep thinks he's a dog? I don't think that Cesar Millan will have to move over anytime soon.
My cynical theory, you ask? She's promoting her farm store in faraway Shropshire. The dog-like lamb draws paying visitors by train and, apparently, barge.
She's a lovely woman, but she's a bit thick, ain't she?
"We are very pleased with that."
Uhm, why? Why is it so important to you that the sheep thinks he's a dog? I don't think that Cesar Millan will have to move over anytime soon.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by Vicvoc on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 10:38pm.
I hear you, but they're common as rabbits. Just the US, AU, and Ireland have something like 135 million sheep, with many millions of lambs born every year.
I dont understand how people can kill such beautiful animal so they can make such ugly pair of boots: Fuggs
Mmmm...slow roasted leg of lamb in rosemary and muscatel grapes...with a splash of balsamic...a few braised shallots...creamy mashed potatoes...a light red wine...
As someone whose people were sheep herders in Ireland (well, at least on my mother's side. My father's side were fishermen) and as a former springer spaniel owner, all I can say is good for Jack, but I think this woman is reading a bit much into the sheep's behavior. Sheep are notoriously stupid. And my dearly departed springer spaniels are giving this lady the canine finger from the great beyond for comparing a sheep to their breed. They're also giving the side-eye to Jesse for co-signing this fuckery.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
That is one sweet sheep.
I grew up on a farm and ended up having a lamb as a pet (he was called Henry). At first he lived the the main flock and used to run across the field to see me.
I ended up keeping him as a pet and he lived his life happily with us until he went off to the great grassy field in the sky.
I must have pissed my parents off big style as I insisted on having pets from their life stock and as a consequence to this day I have never and could never eat: Lamb or mutton, duck, pheasant, Rabbit, hare and any other game, chicken and vension.
Oh and Henry didn't do any tricks and I didn't shag him either, before anyone asks!
I must be hormonal today, cause this video almost made me cry.
Jack the lamb.
transgender is so yesterday.
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but, then again, what do i know?
Anyone notice that the video doesn't show Jack fetching a stick, rounding up the sheep, or barking????
We just hear a nice story about him doing those things.
I think we've been hoodwinked by the brits...again.
I am usually not this cynical, but I am calling bullshit on this. Notice how they didn't manage to get ANY footage of Jack doing any of the dog things mentions. Why couldn't she have thrown a stick while they were filming, or had them round up the sheep, or show jack to a trick (sorry bitch, holding his leg up is not the same thing as when a dog shakes hands)
i bet tom cruise is jellus
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So cute!!!! I love Jack!!
Aw, wook at dat widdle wamb!
I love sheep, therefore I love Jack. Thanks, MK, for brightening my day!
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This is nothing new. When I was a kid in 4-H I had a lamb named Francoise who needed some extra strength, so I walked her on a leash, just like a dog. She would heel, come, stay, all that. She would also kiss on command. That meant that she avoided being a market lamb and became a breeding ewe instead. She was later sold to a shepherd with a very large flock, where she went on to have many more lambs.
I was so happy and excited to hear she's not going to slaughter that beautiful specimen....FUCK UGGS!~!!
JACK ROCKS!!
Aw yep3! :( (((hugs your inner child)))
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 7:58am.
Alison and Jack, what a nice couple they make! :P
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Sweet lamb and cute story but I think it's just a little sheep they trained to sometimes pick up a stick... they couldn't even manage to get him to do so on camera... thinks it's a dog: my arse.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 9:19am.
When I look at jack all I see is one eighth of a new pair of Uggs!
LOL. I guess you can still eat some mutton once the skin is off... I figure Jessie has a stash of mint jelly buried in the yard.
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When I look at jack all I see is one eighth of a new pair og Uggs!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
That first picture. SO KYOOT I am chain-letter bombing my entire e-mail directory with that shit.
OK Jack it's time for your bath...a REALLY hot bath...oh don't mind the carrots and potatoes.
Cuuuuute! So glad Jack will not end up in the stew pot!
Cute! Who said that sheep were dumb? This one clearly is not.
DMW
to be fair they were not family pets, but my pets, I have a thing where I get attached to animals, the rest of my family wasn't like me, to them pets seemed disposable. Some have changed, others have not. I tend to tame and train wild animals with ease, so like the Beverly hills hillbillies the girl, to them a chicken was a chicken even if she was trained, so was the fat rabbit, that came when called and fell asleep in my arms but was fat, because she got so many guavas from me. fat = great stew. TO this day they tell me that Ricky my chicken made the best stew ever, and they still dont understand why I did not eat, gotta stop I am going to start crying for my chicken. Pray for jack
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
He didn't do anything! While she was at it, she should have thrown in that he knits wool sweaters made from his friends.
Me loves the animal stories!
Alison and Jack, what a nice couple they make! :P
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
This just proves that sometimes things are born and don't feel this is what they where meant to be. Human or sheep.
That's nice but I'm with Meatblocks let's see this thing in action. I mean WTF! sure it does all those thing doggie does, PROVE IT AND LET'S SEE A TRICK.
You should see my cat! it can play scrabble and it can build a suspension bridge in my back yard, it's truly the most gifted cat in the world...really you should see it!
I want a sheep...and I SWEAR *fingers crossed* it's not for unsavory purposes!!!!
"That'll do, lamb. That'll do."
Puppehs! Love them. yay.
Yepx3 I hate your family. Making a stew out of the family pets.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Jessie is just biding her time till Jack's plump enough...
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"Thank God the water here is warm, because my swimsuit was quite small." (Theologian, climatologist, model V. Budd)
... uhm ... REFUND!
that sheep didn't do one dog thing. it was all her yammering about the sheep's supposed feats, why she even dropped that she wanted to use him as publicity for her farm.
... not ONE damn dog thing!
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
SO MK I had a chicken that was hatched with me watching, ever since that moment she though she was human, and when she had chicks she would bring them over indoors for us to take care of, after all that is how she was raised, and I swear all the other chickens hated her, Ricky was her name, she would come when called and sit in your lap, and try to peck your lips when you talked to her, and one day my father decided to make a stew out of her, but even he the devil did not have the guts to kill my baby, so someone else killed her, and they made their stew, and all I did was cry and cry, and wouldnt eat her. their reasoning for killing her is that she wasn't a normal chicken, and I swear to this day that they ate my rabbit Diamond when I went away for the summer, someone stole her my ass. So pray for Jack, since my beloved pets acting strange, was the thing that got them killed.
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Omfgsoadorablebibbitybobbityboo.....
*ovaries explode*
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