And If She Wanna Be A Freak And Sell It On The Weekend....
Or in this case, on the weeknight.
Lindsay "Out Calls Only" Lohan continued giving us the international remake of "How to Marry a Millionaire...or At Least Fuck with One So He Gives You 8-ball Money" in Paris last night when she left a club called Raspoutine with the owner Andre Saraiva. Community Service can go and eat itself, because Cokey du Jour is out there putting names in her little black book. LiLo's got Client #1 in New York, Client #2 in Milan and now she's got Client #3 in Paris. I knew there had to be a reasonable explanation for why Heidi Fleiss' parrot was always whispering into White Oprah's ear on the ho stroll's prime corner.
I can't even bring myself to sprinkle hate on LiLo. Snatching jooree is so OVER and it's all about snatching up a stack of hundreds on the nightstand with your snatch. Click clack, click clack. Yes, a bitch can argue that LiLo's snatch game is worth whatever the price tag on a box of stale PEEPS reads three days after Easter, but she is a MOVIE STAR!!! (I'm sure White Oprah wrote that exact line on her Craigslist ad).
Here's more of LiLo serving the community in Paris last night. The sight of her in that dress might make you sing "the cooookey in reeeeeed" to yourself and her dude looks like Mo from The Simpsons in Danny Zuko drag, but at least ho is keeping the bar stocked.
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No one gave Linds any free champagne, but they DID give her a big bag of french cocaine. She poured some in her vodka and snorted several grams on the way to the Men's room to do a few lines. She put the rest in her clam for later. I hope nobody gets her irritated before she gets a chance to do up the rest of the coke.... she'll ruin it when she pees on the floor.
go lindsay! git it! suck it! lick it! fuck it!
work that ho stroll!!!
oh man MK i can't believe you didn't mention that outfit on ho behind her! how could you overlook that dime?
I almost feel sorry for her. She's so sadly pathetic at this point. Unfortunately, I see her future as bright as that of Savannah the porn star.
if it ain't the hardest working ho in the biz, putting the 'ho' in hollywood every chance she gets. surely, she deserves some sort of award...perhaps a year's supply of valtrex? :-P
How sad.
off topic- And just for the record...I really do not think that men have actually slept with all the women they brag about. I used to believe that only 17 year old boys lied about that irrelavant shit but have sadly learned in my late twenties, that some sad sacks still lie about it. Just sayin' folks.
Call me naive, but she might not be sleeping with all of them. I mean, the paps follow her around, and that's great for business for these men. Might just be publicity for them that she's selling.
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Submitted by DianaDeath on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 9:07pm.
He totally told her to SIT ON IT.
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Ha, yes he did. The life of a high class call girl may seem like easy street to some, but I shudder to think what makes Fonzie say "Ayyyyy." These men can get nooky for free. What they pay for must be freaky indeed. Leave your soul at the door kind of shit.
Yet, despite everything, this chick is still traveling first class on someone else's dime and then gets paid for her "services" as well. She also gets paid to endorse BS products and fashion shoots.
He totally told her to SIT ON IT.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Submitted by not shocked on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 5:55pm.
she's gonna end up locked in a sex dungeon in Dubai like all those other gold digger stripper whores who answer those international millionaire companion wanted on craigslist
haaaaaaaaaaaa. I bet they'd release her after four days.
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"Thank God the water here is warm, because my swimsuit was quite small." (Theologian, climatologist, model V. Budd)
So; the deluded, coked up bitch is working the game.
*past caring*
It looks like someone smeared baby diarrhea all over this bitch in a vain effort to cover her trackmark bruises.... *getting huge boner*
I admit it's sometimes difficult to think up new insults for this pea-brained dumb-shit bitch but I swear I will continue the effort as long as this flame broiled crotch muncher Low-han appears on my computer screen each day, doing something ugly/stupid. She looks like...a hot dog doused with clorox and ketchup, and then mold and bacteria proliferate, making her stink. Or something like that. She's just repelling.
she's gonna end up locked in a sex dungeon in Dubai like all those other gold digger stripper whores who answer those international millionaire companion wanted on craigslist
Think of it this way. Look at the ho's that Ashton has been picking up. Little blond fluffy things. Now truly why would billionaires pick up this filth. These dudes must be in a collective group at university working on some sociological experiment and Lohan is the species that they are examining for new types of baterial/viral infections. Why the community service officers are ok with her not showing up is still a wonder but no one should get their knickers in a twist thinking this broad has found a boy friend/s. She is just an exhibit for some science project. No other explanation except that these men should be wearing latex gloves if they touch the specimen.
Heidi Fleiss called...she wants Lindsays number!
I read somewhere that she was paid half a million for her "fashion shoot" for Plein ????? Please make it stop!
I have said it before...and it has been the subject of countless blind items...bitch is able to keep her lifestyle because she IS turning tricks and now we are getting pics to prove it. Nature's Credit Card: member since 2007.
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"I paid good money to get eaten out" - Samantha Jones
Jayzus, I wish she'd cover up those nassy, ashy, shit-speckled, tanner-smeared, splotchy/paste-y, shapeless DISGUSTING legs of hers! Who is encouraging this deluded ragdoll to "show off" those things? And can't she at least wash them first?
I just don't understand!!!
No money, no credit, no ding dongs selling her body for money...she could at least look like she's enjoying it!
http://lindsaylohansource.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=111748&fullsi...
She probably blows their guard dogs for an extra 8-Ball.
This group looks like the crowd at a midnite showing of Rocky Horror Show on Halloween....Or so I've heard.
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Le Fonz..
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 10:24am.
Hopefully the mullet will be next...
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It's all the rage in Eastern Europe.
PSL - think of it this way, if they're willing to pay for sex, they're willing to fuck just about anyone who'll do whateverthefuck they are wanting to pay for.
Exactly what kind of sex does one have to provide to service billionaires? Must be pretty kinky (illegal) if Lilo is the one they pay for. I mean...there are NO other better looking hos out there willing???
I just can't believe anyone would pay to fuck her, seeing what she looks like now.
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Blaming it all on the nights on Broadway
Singing them love songs
Singing them straight to the heart songs
Blaming it all on the nights on Broadway
Singing them sweet sounds, to that crazy, crazy town
deucenoir ahahahah that was me, thanks!
TEAM THE YOUNG ONES!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
ah, spreading the herpes in a new city, I see.
and holy shit! whomever said her trick looks like mike totally nailed it. god, I love that show!

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Submitted by yepyepyep on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 9:59am.
Snowy
it must be like trying to get with PAm anderson now to brag about sleeping with the Baywatch one, I mean she was pretty, and if you show people old pictures of her and said I slept with this, men are sick, its like sleeping with fat old marlon brandon to say you fucked in the waterfront one. HA
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Women are just as bad when it comes to fucking ANY man who has the right amount of money. It goes both ways.
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Don't be angry because women can sell it. Some men can do it as well but no one puts the men down for it. Jealousy.
He's the boyfriend of Sam Ronson's youngest sister, so he should know better.
André is known as polygamist, to have several girlfriends and loves orgy (see his blog http://acidmidget.blogspot.com/search/label/andre) look this pix http://thesatirialist.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/annabel_650_0_resize.j...
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 10:40am.
Lohan is acting like an over-the-hill, 50-year-old sex symbol past her prime, desperately looking for any kind of attention.
Except that she's half that age and twice as used.
Lohan is just another way to spell FAIL.
Fucking lol.
Also second the comment about those shoes making people look like horses, but mostly because I'm jealous I can't walk in heels.
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Submitted by sarah990 on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 12:15pm.
I loathe the Lohans like everyone else but this is just sad, I pray that girl gets out of modeling, or whatever the fuck you call what she is doing and get's an education and some help and live a normal life for once.
I don't think normal is ever going to happen for her...in all seriousness...this is Lindsay at her best. She'll party until she's all worn out, rest for a while then start all over.
I am seriously loving the pj's with the bear tshirt the woman in back of Sluthan is wearing...this place looks to be very very casual...so of course Hohan breaks out her finest Slutdress...her shoes are fug, her face is bloated, she is just ick and nast to the core. I loathe this whore..and I hope the judge finally stops her international fuckery...she is too fucking much!
don't know if this little story was posted yet of Cokey in Red trying to scam another store before jetting off to her 'escort' duties in Europe:
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/09/lindsay-lohan-tries-to-buy-5000-...
I loathe the Lohans like everyone else but this is just sad, I pray that girl gets out of modeling, or whatever the fuck you call what she is doing and get's an education and some help and live a normal life for once.
Gotta (begrudgingly) give LiLo this much: Most other whores charge extra for an "around the world" at the Motel 6, at least LiLo literally gets to go around the world to make her bank.
Where is that heifer stealing her outfits and shoes now? Bitch is broke-ass, so she's either stealing them or she's got some trick buying them for her.
" dude looks like Mo from The Simpsons in Danny Zuko drag "
ahahahahahaha!!!!! Perfection. oh and thanks a bunch MK.. now that Bugs Bunny 'the rabbit in red' song will playing in my head all afternoon.
Can't wait for Hohan's next 'progress' report hearing.
AAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!
i'm curious to know what the going rate of lilo is these days...
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Roseanne Barr
I thought you're supposed to be a whore BEFORE your movie career starts, not after it swirls down the drain.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 10:57am.
Eventually she's going to piss off a trillionaire Russian oligarch by not having the proper servicing technique while feeding him caviar at the same time. I look forward to that day.
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BAHAHAHA!
"But I thought you said you wanted these matryoshka dolls 'put in' your nyet-nyet, Mr. Prime Minister!"
"That will cost you 47 years in Siberia, Miss Lohan. Oh, and here we do not have these 'judges' you speak of."
Anybody who thinks nobody dresses like these people anymore obviously doesn't live in a city full of hipsters.
Now that Lilo is taking over the high-priced hooker market, Tara Reid must be drastically lowering her prices. I think I saw her on Groupon.
http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/
LOL @ all the "greaser" comments.
I actually like her dress. It doesn't go with the rest of her look (scraggly store-bought hair and general skankiness). Maybe she stole it from a party.
Eventually she's going to piss off a trillionaire Russian oligarch by not having the proper servicing technique while feeding him caviar at the same time. I look forward to that day.
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snowpiece -- back at ya, LOL!!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 9:51am.
i thought the French were meant to be beautiful, stylish people. these losers look like merde!
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I came here to say this. WTF? Everyone in these photos are fuckin homely!