Afternoon Crumbs

Embarrassment is the “You just had to wear that scarf out in public, didn’t you?” look on the face of Ryan Reynolds’ dog – Popsugar

Every time I see pictures of Sofia Vergara now I think she’s going to rip off her skin suit and reveal that she’s a fat white woman underneath like she does in her KMart commercials – Hollywood Tuna

Duchess Kate should’ve accessorized her 80s sweat dress with British Knight heels and snap bracelets – Lainey Gossip

FOX is the gayest network on TV which isn’t saying much – Towleroad

This is fake (Chris Brown’s grammar isn’t that good) but reading about Chris Brown’s bossy power bottom ways was like a prostate massage for my soul – The Superficial

Oh, how I wish these were pictures of Divine Brown rockin’ her tits but I guess I’ll have to settle for Elizabeth Hurley – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

ScarJo’s long-winded professional way of saying “Yup, it was my nipples” – Just Jared

Yes, because sharks only like their humans meat-stuffed – The Daily What

Kiki Dunst is shinier than a Crisco-dipped ballsack at Folsom – Hollywood Rag

Dead Sox – Cityrag

Mike Myers’ new son and your family dog might share a name – Celebitchy

Kill whatever that creature on Vanessa Hudgens’ feet is with fire – ICYDK

Christina Ricci once did something I used to do on a daily basis – The Berry

Salma Hayek’s chichis throw a demure wink at the camera – Popoholic

Can Andre Leon Talley take Ty Ty with him? – OMG Blog

Taylor Swift’s perfume commercial could also double as a Kotex ad directed at tweens who haven’t gotten their period yet – I’m Not Obsessed

Brad Bird is totally Xenutized – Videogum