Nicole Richie Might Have New Chichis

September 28, 2011 / Posted by:

UsWeekly has one picture from a couple of years ago of Nicole Richie’s titty situation looking about as flat as the line that comes on the monitor when a ho hooks Parasite Hilton’s snatch up to an EEG machine, and next to that they have a recent picture of Lionel Richie’s child looking like a twin set of Ziploc bags slipped into her belly button hole and traveled north. Some source claims that Nicole Richie did something she say she’d never do! No, I’m not talking about Nicole going to a hot tub party at Parasite’s house without bringing the melted butter for the soft-shell crotch crabs that float to the surface. I’m talking about getting a silicone injection to her chest.

The source says that Nicole is telling her friends that her chichis looked like two sunny side up microwaved eggs tacked to a cork board thanks to breastfeeding and so she took her nipples higher (or lower, depending on who did the job). The source went on to say, “In the past, she said she wanted a lift, though we never thought she was serious. She’s been open about it to friends. The pregnancies took a toll. She said breast-feeding killed what boobs she did have!”

Maybe Nicole got her chest plumped or maybe BABIES!! and eating more than slivers of dust caused her breast situation to grow. Who knows. But the real lesson here is that eating is nothing but a good thing. It can take you from looking like a Tequila worm that got bit by a zombie to looking good. Like I’ve said before, don’t eat for yourself, eat for your chichis! Or maybe I’m wrong as usual, and Nicole just got a good old-fashioned Bangkok titty slap.

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