Nicole Richie Might Have New Chichis
UsWeekly has one picture from a couple of years ago of Nicole Richie's titty situation looking about as flat as the line that comes on the monitor when a ho hooks Parasite Hilton's snatch up to an EEG machine, and next to that they have a recent picture of Lionel Richie's child looking like a twin set of Ziploc bags slipped into her belly button hole and traveled north. Some source claims that Nicole Richie did something she say she'd never do! No, I'm not talking about Nicole going to a hot tub party at Parasite's house without bringing the melted butter for the soft-shell crotch crabs that float to the surface. I'm talking about getting a silicone injection to her chest.
The source says that Nicole is telling her friends that her chichis looked like two sunny side up microwaved eggs tacked to a cork board thanks to breastfeeding and so she took her nipples higher (or lower, depending on who did the job). The source went on to say, "In the past, she said she wanted a lift, though we never thought she was serious. She's been open about it to friends. The pregnancies took a toll. She said breast-feeding killed what boobs she did have!"
Maybe Nicole got her chest plumped or maybe BABIES!! and eating more than slivers of dust caused her breast situation to grow. Who knows. But the real lesson here is that eating is nothing but a good thing. It can take you from looking like a Tequila worm that got bit by a zombie to looking good. Like I've said before, don't eat for yourself, eat for your chichis! Or maybe I'm wrong as usual, and Nicole just got a good old-fashioned Bangkok titty slap.
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I am not sure that this is the case but she does look better in the second picture. Fat is good after all, some people look better but our society fashion experts are not willing to admit it just yet. I am about to contact a Seattle breast augmentation doctor for an intervention, I thought it through and it seems to be a good option.
There was nothing to lift. She had implants a few years ago and fortunately went small.
looks like she has been bleaching her skin more to look whiter.
year 2001 nicole richie was way darker skin.
Nah. She is just someone that has had two children and now eats.
"Google me, you dumb fuck!", said some punk bitch rookie cop.
They all get breast implants, that’s not what worries me, what worries me is how her face is nearly identical to a rats, and she looked anorexic as shit before, still does.
Eat a fucking sandwich, or several hundred….
Doesn't matter what her boobs are doing, she's still got the face of a frog.
Nah she just gained some weight, about fucking time too UNICEF should've send her some fucking food.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
She seems like she's genuinely turned her life around. She doesn't bother me, at least not as much as her former co-partner-in-fuckery, Parasite Hilton. Joel Madden is a tool, though.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Sometimes, when you GAIN WEIGHT, your boobs get bigger.
They are real.
ETA: Just went to the USWeekly site, and I stand corrected. You can see the ridge. I didn't think she was the implant type.
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All she did was gain wait. Don't people remember when she was a little chubby and flashed people at a fashion show? (picture: http://topfox.ru/?do=view&img=4890_nicole_richie_flashing_on_the_runway) Smush those down with a bikini top and you've got the picture from this article.
She looks great! I think she just gained weight. She looks healthy and happy.
Manimal...lmao!!!
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nah she just gained some much needed weight. which is a smart move i never thought she was capable. of.
my son was born premature and i wasnt able to breastfeed. i think id take the saggy tits over not being able to have that bond.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 11:12am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 10:51am.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 10:46am.
I have nice normal B cup boobies... I am now pregnant and am sooo scared as to what my they will look like after :/
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I went from a 34B to a 44F with my first. Good luck! :P
jesus I'm so sorry! :'(
Curves=they're what happen when you finally give up cocaine.
http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/
Good for Nicole! Who says motherhood has to equal frump? I don't have kids, but when I do become a mommy, I intend on doing everything I can to stay in shape. I already take care of myself so it won't be a drastic change. Lost your bobbies? No problem, get 'em back, this is America.
Also,
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 10:46am.
I have nice normal B cup boobies... I am now pregnant and am sooo scared as to what my they will look like after :/
I think Nicole's look real though
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I wouldn't worry, I think most of the horror stories we hear about drastic boob changes are not typical. I come from a family of decently-endowed women (not huge, not tiny) and all went back to normal after giving birth. Don't stuff your face like you're eating for ten, and you'll be just fine.
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I'm not sure about the Bangkok titty slap MK...or this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ciw71wUukrc&feature=related
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 11:27am.
She's at least 15 lbs heavier than she was in the blue bikini. I have tits now too, since I don't weigh 95 lbs anymore.
I'm glad to hear it! PSL HAS TITTIES!! *does happy dance*
Submitted by toni on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 12:09pm.
Remember much younger chubby Nicole, she had big boobies back then. She got all tweaked out and became bones with no fat bags, so to compare anything to her when she looked liked Death is ridiculous.
I always liked Nicole Ritchie and yes since she doesn't look like a matchstick anymore her boobs have filled out a bit. No fake pokies!
Remember much younger chubby Nicole, she had big boobies back then. She got all tweaked out and became bones with no fat bags, so to compare anything to her when she looked liked Death is ridiculous.
These boobies are not the result of weight gain. The answer is in the shape (enbedded pics).
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Well if they're old chi-chis let's hope they went through a 20-point inspection and have a factory warranty.
I call myself "surf and turf": shrimp in the front and steak inthe back. Sads...
She's at least 15 lbs heavier than she was in the blue bikini. I have tits now too, since I don't weigh 95 lbs anymore.
she is at a healthy weight, and had two babies. I say,no fake titties.
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Blaming it all on the nights on Broadway
Singing them love songs
Singing them straight to the heart songs
Blaming it all on the nights on Broadway
Singing them sweet sounds, to that crazy, crazy town
Slurpee - once my milk regulated itself and I lost a little chunk I went down to a 36DDD.
Still too big.
At least now I'm back to normal (5 years later)
"But the real lesson here is that eating is nothing but a good thing. It can take you from looking like a Tequila worm that got bit by a zombie to looking good. Like I've said before, don't eat for yourself, eat for your chichis!"
LOVE it. and exactly why you need to be a motivational speaker for ALL of lifes problems, MK
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I had big tits for about two days after my son was born, when I felt about as unsexy as I've ever felt in my life. But after a few days, I was back to bras that say on the size label, "ya know buying a t-shirt would be much cheaper for you."
Yeahhhh, my mother, with a set of pancake tittays of her own, kept telling my sister and I that her own mother
got basketballs after childbirth. At 36 & 41 respectively, that (lie-telling anyway) ship has sailed, mother.
Not to name drop (ok,ok) but she married one of the Good Charlotte guys, who went to my high school. A little younger than I am, but friends w/ my friends' and mother taught both brothers. They're both nice guys and down-to-earth.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 10:51am.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 10:46am.
I have nice normal B cup boobies... I am now pregnant and am sooo scared as to what my they will look like after :/
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I went from a 34B to a 44F with my first. Good luck! :P
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This is stupid. She does not have new chichis. And, anyway, who cares? But, PS, she looks much, much better now. She looked like Gollum on the left.
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Devil's advocate.
Disgusting rat face. Why is she relevant?
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Upon close (that sounds creepy) inspection, the gap between her boobs looks suspect.
Funny she's in a bikini again. She wore them constantly to draw attention to her thinness and then put her shit away once she was normal again.
Maybe this is the start of her "healthy" look before she treats us again to a day by day gawk fest as she gets thinner and thinner.
Oooh, I'm quite cynical today!
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I like her she's pretty and has amazing style.
Uncle, you are right about BC pills-- they do add boobage.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 10:51am.
I went from a 34B to a 44F with my first. Good luck! :P
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Holy shit.
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Not a fan of hers but I do like that she had her 15 minutes, then got knocked up and for the most part went away.
She does look good there.
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Never underestimate the power of BC Pills. You get the right brand, your boobies can perk back up and you can easily add two cupsizes. Maybe that`s what happened, after all she looks overall healthier with a little more weight on her.
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"She looks like a giant Fly woman with no tits. Do guys like to fuck insects? She probably throws up on your dick before sucking on it."
S&F - I immediately got a picture in my mind of a female Brundlefly.
"When I lose weight first thing to go are the already small boobs. When I gain, it doesn't go there either."
Cokey - Me, too! I lose weight and my breasts shrink. I gain weight, and it goes straight to my thighs.
She looks great in the more recent pic...
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 10:46am.
I have nice normal B cup boobies... I am now pregnant and am sooo scared as to what my they will look like after :/
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I went from a 34B to a 44F with my first. Good luck! :P
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Fuck this bony, bug-eyed cockroach. Can't stand her fug face or her ugly, bitchy personality.
I think the book her kids will right in a few years will put to shame anything Jolie-ta or Tommy Girl's kids will put out. Richie does not have one redeeming quality within her, she'll hate her kids as much as she hates herself.
Although, the book I'm really waiting for is pedo MJ's kids book. Rumor has it MJ 'acquired' them as it was less 'risky' to molest your own kids as opposed to someone elses.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas :I don't like her because I hate women who act trashy because they think it's funny/cute. Passing gas, cursing, flashing, being loud and obnoxious. Call me old fashioned but I think women should act like ladies...especially on national tv.
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No, I'd call you Brought Up Right. I feel the same way. (*Fellow Texan btw) :-D
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I have nice normal B cup boobies... I am now pregnant and am sooo scared as to what my they will look like after :/
I think Nicole's look real though.
vidz - lmao @ "sundried lizard"
Stealing the fuck outta the eggs tacked to a corkboard thing.
*counts number of months left in titty fund CD*
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
They look like she gained weight. Shocker.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
They look real to me.
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LET THEM MEASURE MY ANUS
Nicole is so much prettier when she has some meat on her bones. She looks great.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 10:02am.
I don't like her because I hate women who act trashy because they think it's funny/cute. Passing gas, cursing, flashing, being loud and obnoxious. Call me old fashioned but I think women should act like ladies...
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I think she looks great.
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