Jennifer Aniston’s Official Response

September 28, 2011 / Posted by:

Jennifer Aniston won’t comment on the shit-stirring ladle that Brad Pitt threw up, but why waste vowels when she can say everything in a bunch of photos that will soon replace the pictures she keeps in her wallet of her Cabbage Patch Doll babies in their first day of school outfits. Terry Richardson took this photographic series titled “Guess Who’s Dull Now, Brad?! Still Me? Okay.” of his friend Justin Theroux and Jennifer on top of a roof in NYC somewhere, and posted them on his site today.

Yes, these are Terry Richardson originals. But where is the white backdrop? Where are the exposed nipples? Where is the lighting that makes the pictures look like they were taken in a basement with a door that has no inside knob on it? But more importantly, where are the cum splatters? It’s not a Terry Richardson original until I can look at it and say, “Exquisite composition. I really appreciate the way that man chowder is splattered all over that shoulder bone.

So the next time Terry shoots Jennifer and her leased piece (and there will be a next time), there needs to be more nipples and peen leche. JIZZ or the GTFO!

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