Jennifer Aniston's Official Response
Jennifer Aniston won't comment on the shit-stirring ladle that Brad Pitt threw up, but why waste vowels when she can say everything in a bunch of photos that will soon replace the pictures she keeps in her wallet of her Cabbage Patch Doll babies in their first day of school outfits. Terry Richardson took this photographic series titled "Guess Who's Dull Now, Brad?! Still Me? Okay." of his friend Justin Theroux and Jennifer on top of a roof in NYC somewhere, and posted them on his site today.
Yes, these are Terry Richardson originals. But where is the white backdrop? Where are the exposed nipples? Where is the lighting that makes the pictures look like they were taken in a basement with a door that has no inside knob on it? But more importantly, where are the cum splatters? It's not a Terry Richardson original until I can look at it and say, "Exquisite composition. I really appreciate the way that man chowder is splattered all over that shoulder bone."
So the next time Terry shoots Jennifer and her leased piece (and there will be a next time), there needs to be more nipples and peen leche. JIZZ or the GTFO!
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Ugh, Celebitchy is the worst. Kaiser's witless writing is so awful that I'd probably be embarrassed for her if she wasn't such an asshole.
Submitted by Liana on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 6:12pm.
loving the Celebitchy dislike. I got banned from there because I explained what a production assistant actually does on a film set (I used to be one). And I got banned a second time for saying that the misogyny at that site was horrible. Some of the posters are really nice and cool, but some of them... oh my. Send the padded wagons.
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Hey, me too. Although, I REALLY have no idea why. At all. I do not spread hate and do not tear people apart. I just don't understand why. No biggie....just found it kinda odd. She is kinda like Lainey in that she has a few women celebs that she has a rather bizarre personal vendetta against and I did point that out. Yeah, that is likely why.
Agree on all the Celebitchy counts. They are sickeningly sycophantic towards Angelina, starting with that female dog Kaiser.
Also she tends to moderate decent comments (even those not related to St. Jolie and without insulting anyone, just a good observation) I will never understand that dog's line of thinking.
loving the Celebitchy dislike. I got banned from there because I explained what a production assistant actually does on a film set (I used to be one). And I got banned a second time for saying that the misogyny at that site was horrible. Some of the posters are really nice and cool, but some of them... oh my. Send the padded wagons.
Also if you guys hate the pro-Aniston site head over to celebitchy. They ban you permanently if you post too many nice comments on Aniston. Same with Justjared.
No pro-Aniston site does that. They still believe in a person's right to free speech.
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I agree.
If you've ever gone over to JJ , you'll see that every negative comment regarding the Holie ones are hidden . On the flip side, you can bash the shit out of Aniston on any JJ thread. No nasty comments are ever hidden. It's pathetic. Doesnt even pay to waste time trying to make a snarky remark about Jolie b/c it wont get posted. I feel bad that Aniston is allowed to take such a beating. Fuck Jared !
It wasn't right of Aniston to make fun of Vienna in that one pic.
A Hot B more Bitch
And it is well known in the industry that internet companies who follow these sites and news feed, have people put comments and positive spin for their clients. That's common practice.
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So then it's safe to assume that BRAND-gelina does this too, no?
Also if you guys hate the pro-Aniston site head over to celebitchy. They ban you permanently if you post too many nice comments on Aniston. Same with Justjared.
No pro-Aniston site does that. They still believe in a person's right to free speech.
He is hot.
I think she won the breakup you guys.
whatevs. he's yummy.
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They look cute and happy but fuck them both for giving that asshole Richardson any work or credence.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
If something bores me, I usually lose interest in it. The emotional investment some people have in any of these 4 (or any entertainer) is really quite amusing.
Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 7:45pm
I know that Dlisted tends to be the JenniferAnistonLoveParty Group, but I gotta say, I never cared about Aniston.
And I rarely disagree with the Great and Power Michael K, but his assessment of Brad Pitt's honest statement about his life in 90s LaLaLand and a so-called "put down" of Aniston is totally wrong.
Brad didn't say shit about Aniston. He said that everything in HIS life was mundane and fake (yes, that's Hollywood for ya) and even his marriage was reflecting the mundane and fakeness of his life. Yes, he was being honest. Marriage to Aniston was unfulfilling and mundane. Like her. Yes, ladies, sometime the guy breaks up with you because he just ain't into you anymore. It happens. Just like life.
So in "response", Aniston takes posed, lovey-dovey pics with this rather unattractive guy (nope, not feeling him at all), who left his girlfriend of 14 years when Aniston promises him fame. These pics makes us all think she's "so happy" and content. I, personally, couldn't give a fuck. Her acting is mundane and makes no imprint on the art of acting. Only money and fame makes her REMOTELY interesting. Otherwise, you wouldn't notice her.
What I do notice is all her ex-boyfriends/husbands have gone onto other relationships, other women and children. And we are still talking about if she is going to find real love or whatever sells the tabloids. I already see the end of this new farce of hers with in the year.
Jolie is self-absorbed, self-important, manipulative uber-bitch! Never a dull moment with her and that's someone you will remember forever. *LOL*
That's my 2 cents...
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Totally agree with this, I do find it surprising that so many love her on here, and that it is such a love Aniston club.I find it funny how the same ppl who say that they dont understand the hate for Aniston, go on saying alot of crazy ass shit about Brad or Angelina wich is beyond hatefull.I am not a fan of hers because of how vain and pathetic she is, plus theres no character or personality behind that peroxide hair.
Don't forget Justin was in American Psycho.
*returns some videotapes*
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Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 8:25pm.
@stefystef.
There is no reason for Aniston's PR team to troll these sites. There are maybe a dozen people posting here over and over and over again who then go on other sites and post over and over and over again.
I seriously doubt that one of the most famous people in the world, know to literally BILLIONS of people, would give a fuck what a dozen people think about her.
But you keep livin' the life of the loon, girlfriend. LOL.
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I'm going to have to differ with you again, @iHateCharityChic.
Everyone knows that managers and publicists use news gathering services to key in on any and EVERY article, blurb and blog written about their client, no matter how insignificant. Blogs like Dlisted still have hundreds of thousands of followers. Yes, usually the same folks post, but even MORE people just read it and say nothing.
And it is well known in the industry that internet companies who follow these sites and news feed, have people put comments and positive spin for their clients. That's common practice.
Hollywood understands the power of the social media. And they manipulate it.
As far as "life of the loon", you know that's they only way to live! LOONEY! *LOL*
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
They both look cute and happy. And bonus points for the boob grab. Nothing says I love you like PDA, unless you are a lesbian on a SW flight.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 8:15pm.
The arguments about Aniston will always be more interesting than the woman herself.
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Brava @becky. Totally agree with you *s*
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
She looks cute and happy and he is the HOTTEST piece she has ever had.
...And that's all I have to say about this played out triangle mess.
Aww, cute shots....to the loonies, go fuck someone's husband and OD on heroin...oh, and change your bastard kids' diapers
Even Terry Ridchardson can't make her look cool and interesting.
THEY ARE ACTORS!!! They are looking in love because they are posing for pictures. The face she has in these pictures is the same face in her Smart Water ads.
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But according to the haters ... she's not that great an actress. hmmm. So maybe she's genuinely happy since she cant act her way out of a bag, right? lmao . silly haters , tricks are for kids.
p.s. I would hope she uses the same face for everything ... just sayin'.
This blog had more than a million hits a day in 2007. Today, those numbers are probably even higher.
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Actually no, it's a lot less now since there are a many, many competitors. Try thousands of hits a day, not a million. That's why they keep touting numbers from four years ago, not current numbers. Once you subtract the people who skip Aniston articles and subtract the people who have no interest in commenting you get to a couple of dozen commentors.
I'd like to point out that this is not a proper photo shoot session though. This is from the same event she was pictured with Demi Moore. I guess Terry was there and these pictures must be an impromptu thing.
Signed Detective Latoya
Aww how cute!
BTW Justin worked on Megamind with Brad. How interesting. He was a consultant or something. I don't think he needs her money. Maybe I'm a sap but I think its love and I hope it lasts. That way we can get over the breakup that has lasted almost 7 years now.
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Still...looks like they are trying too hard. It would have been better if they didnt pose for these pictures so that it would not appear as if she/they are trying to prove that she really is happy.
Aniston doesn't bother me...but Terry Richardson is a nasty, creepy, hipster fuck face. Edgy my ass!!
I was indifferent to Aniston until her husband cheated on her, and for some reason, loons was blaming her. She handled that with so much dignity that it made me admire her.
Now I have grown to love her, and wish her all the happiness she deserves. Which seems to be alot, since she is beautiful on the inside aswell as the outside.
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 8:25pm.
"There is no reason for Aniston's PR team to troll these sites. There are maybe a dozen people posting here over and over and over again who then go on other sites and post over and over and over again."
This blog had more than a million hits a day in 2007. Today, those numbers are probably even higher.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 6:50pm.
Personally, I don't really care about any of them. But all the psycho hate I see spewed at Aniston regardless of what she does makes me empathize with her more. I don't mean the people who just don't like her. I mean the crazy novels the loons write.
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The crap the loonies write about her makes me totally root for her and I have never been a fan. I hope she is happy.
Of the two, I view it this way: Who would I rather be stuck in an elevator with, Jen or Angelina? Jen all the way. For whatever that's worth. I think Angelina is a crazy bitch.
I hope she realizes he is using her for the publicity.
These two look great together. I hope they're as happy as they look. Everyone deserves that don't they?
I would rather hang out with Aniston and Theroux instead of Pitt and Jolie if I had the choice. At least they look like they would be fun, whereas I can only imagine how dull an evening would be listening to Jolie drone on and on how she plans to save the world, with Pitt looking on with that daft look of his.
GOD BLESS THE LUNESTA-PITTS!
@stefystef.
There is no reason for Aniston's PR team to troll these sites. There are maybe a dozen people posting here over and over and over again who then go on other sites and post over and over and over again.
I seriously doubt that one of the most famous people in the world, know to literally BILLIONS of people, would give a fuck what a dozen people think about her.
But you keep livin' the life of the loon, girlfriend. LOL.
The arguments about Aniston will always be more interesting than the woman herself.
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 7:57pm.
@stefystef. I LOOOOOVE people like you. You'll write an entire book about how boring you think Aniston is. If you really found her boring you would have NEVER clicked on this article.
I look forward to your next post. Will it be a trilogy?
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I LOVE to write long posts to drive posters, like you, crazy! You complain about the long posts that you take the time to read.
You seem to have the time to read my trilogy, so I'll keep writing them. *s*
I always figure Aniston's PR people have teams of people trolling these sites to put out "positive" and "supportive" posts for her because Aniston needs as many sycophants on her side as possible.
Ah, the business of Hollywood. Gotta love it. *LOL*
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Sorry, double post... deleted by stefystef.
Jen - pulling faces is the cute preserve of 5 year olds. You just look like the Senility Fairy has made a premature visit.
Only Chicken Cutlets poses harder. And more honestly.
For all the posters who say that these two look "natural", let me give you all a little reminder...
THEY ARE ACTORS!!! They are looking in love because they are posing for pictures. The face she has in these pictures is the same face in her Smart Water ads.
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
@stefystef. I LOOOOOVE people like you. You'll write an entire book about how boring you think Aniston is. If you really found her boring you would have NEVER clicked on this article.
I look forward to your next post. Will it be a trilogy?
He has stupid hair and it pisses me off.
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I know that Dlisted tends to be the JenniferAnistonLoveParty Group, but I gotta say, I never cared about Aniston.
And I rarely disagree with the Great and Power Michael K, but his assessment of Brad Pitt's honest statement about his life in 90s LaLaLand and a so-called "put down" of Aniston is totally wrong.
Brad didn't say shit about Aniston. He said that everything in HIS life was mundane and fake (yes, that's Hollywood for ya) and even his marriage was reflecting the mundane and fakeness of his life. Yes, he was being honest. Marriage to Aniston was unfulfilling and mundane. Like her. Yes, ladies, sometime the guy breaks up with you because he just ain't into you anymore. It happens. Just like life.
So in "response", Aniston takes posed, lovey-dovey pics with this rather unattractive guy (nope, not feeling him at all), who left his girlfriend of 14 years when Aniston promises him fame. These pics makes us all think she's "so happy" and content. I, personally, couldn't give a fuck. Her acting is mundane and makes no imprint on the art of acting. Only money and fame makes her REMOTELY interesting. Otherwise, you wouldn't notice her.
What I do notice is all her ex-boyfriends/husbands have gone onto other relationships, other women and children. And we are still talking about if she is going to find real love or whatever sells the tabloids. I already see the end of this new farce of hers with in the year.
Jolie is self-absorbed, self-important, manipulative uber-bitch! Never a dull moment with her and that's someone you will remember forever. *LOL*
That's my 2 cents...
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
The sleazy people she surrounds herself with always surprises me. With that kind of money, you don't have to be photographed by him. Maybe choose someone who doesn't rape underage girls? Like your other friend, Joe Francis? Oh, wait...
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If Terry's good enough for Paul McCartney and Obama, he's good enough for Jen.
http://hypebeast.com/2008/09/barack-obama-x-terry-richardson-photograph/
http://www.cocolee.com.au/Upload/570/Me-and-Sir-Paul-McCartney-at-the-we...
Also, Johnny Depp signed the petition to free Roman Polanski you know that guy that ACTUALLY rapes underage girls.
Thumb 2 makes me want to barf. I hate that "Let's smile and touch heads together". They look like engagement pictures. BTW, anyone who is "friends" with Terry Richardson is garbage in my book. Dude is a total skeeze.
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Are these pics a stab to single women out there reminding us that we have no boyfriend to cuddle and look all cute with? Well, it worked cuz I'm jealous.
Plus she looks like he gives it to her HARD. You just know she is getting her vagina rocked.
lol .. in the 1st thumbnail ... I think she's doing an impression of Jolie's lips !!
Also, Michael K, how can Theroux be a leased piece? He came up with the idea for "Tropic Thunder" co-wrote the screenplay and co-Executive Produced. A standard Hollywood deal on that kind of involvement means he made somewhere between $10-20 million, maybe more. And that just on that one film.
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And he co-wrote Iron Man 2. Cha Ching. Plus he did something with Madagascar (which Pitt did voice work on)... and he acts! Really dont think he needs Jen's name ..as it appears he has his own credentials. It's not like she pulled him off of American Idol or some shit. And correct me if I'm wrong, but arent there plenty of writers that have had successful movies and the public barely know their names?
Who needs a prima donna movie star boyfriend that you have to constantly question his sexuality and if he's boning his co-stars ... GOOD FOR JEN!
Personally, I don't really care about any of them. But all the psycho hate I see spewed at Aniston regardless of what she does makes me empathize with her more. I don't mean the people who just don't like her. I mean the crazy novels the loons write.
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Jen's been looking very good and very happy lately...Good for her.
Jen's been looking very good and very happy lately...Good for her.
His nose just look very odd in these pictures. He got the Charlie Sheen nose thing going on. One minute it's normal, the next bam! it's long and weird from all angles.
Jen looks good.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Aniston is the most boring, attention-starved, untalented, unattractive, middle-aged, man-chinned skank to have ever walked on this planet.
Has this skeez EVER hooked up with anyone who didn't come with his own publicist?
She's a rancid piece of narcissistic garbage!