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Frank (front) and Louie (right), a two-faced pussy you can actually trust. I think. 12-year-olds Frank and Louie (or "Frankenlouie" if your ass is too lazy to pause) were just inducted into the Guinness Book of World Records for being the world's longest-living Janus cat (that's fancy talk for two-faced pussy). Most Janus cats barely breathe in a couple of set of breaths before they're off to heaven to two-face it up with the angels, but Frank and Louie have outlived them all.
Frank and Louie were brought into Tufts Veterinary Clinic 12 years ago and the vets were ready to put two tiny gas masks over their noses, but one of the nurses took them in and they've all been together ever since. Frank and Louie share one brain and one esophagus, so Frank gets to do all the eating while Louie sits there and silently judges his headmate for being a fat-faced greedy over-eater. It's what Eddie Cibrian knows as the LeAnn Treatment. But on the bright side, Louie gets to purr out "Meow missed a spot" while Louie licks their co-op asshole to cleanliness.
Here's a video from the Worcester Telegram of Frankenlouie's owner talking about her two-faced gift. This is when the crusty ball of bitterness in my chest felt sorry for Frank and Louie. I mean, having to live with a show off bitch of a bird who thinks it's a regular Parrototti. TORTURE!
Think about this shit. Frank and Louie can meow shit to your face and meow shit behind your back at the same time! Not to mention they can double-team side-eye you from both sides. Frank and Louie are my kind.
So sweet. Just more kitteh to love.
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"This is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
" . . . the world needs to be shut down. I mean it this time. SHUT IT DOWN". (MK, c.2009)
Aww...such a sweet kitty cat! ♥
I vote this one as "SLUT OF THE WEEK"...well let's just cut to the chase...SLUT OF THE YEAR....since Spaghetti Cat...it's been one huge yawn...
It has two faces people!!!!!! trippy! but they give each other wicked side eye!
That lady's awesome. That bird is awesome.
aw, precious kitty.
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Awww, two for the price of one!
He's cute no matter what!
awwww....love that kitty <3
Torn between "Ahh" and "Eek!".
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I'm glad the kitty is loved even though he looks weird.
Hell my BF didn't want to adopt the cat we have b/c he's grey with white paws. My BF said socks cats are cliche...geez.
In the end a cat is a cat, I guess that's what I'm trying to say. I need to go home & hug my kitteh.
*rips FrankenLouie out of Ebils arms*
*runs like hell*
*grabs FrankenLouie and runs him away from whores with pitchforks*
*kisses both faces*
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
My kitty died at the age of 11. I will never get over it :>(
Awww...so sweet!
He seems really cool but the fucking bird must drive him nuts….
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
This is a great story, almost a miraculous one.
The cat is weird, but as soon as I saw him/them moving and living it seemed like the most natural and just thing on earth.
This is a sweet story. Frank and Louie have one brain, so there is no conflict in the little bugger. God bless this lady for taking him in. He looks happy and healthy, if a bit freaky.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Aw, bless that lady for giving him/them a loving home and not throwing a living thing out like so much trash. I have a hound dog that is about 90% blind and can barely smell but I love him anyway. *soft*
Makes me want to cry. Sweet little kitty ...
I am sorry, I just can't. Cats in general freak me out and this was just ewwww. THEN, why oh why did I Google Chase No Face after the first post and oh my gosh, I am going to have nightmares, no joke. That was just repulsive, oh my gosh, NO, just NOOOO!
Awwww! Good on that lady for taking FrankenLouie in!
Honestly, if I was in her position and a vet told me that the kitty was not in pain and could have a good life, I would have taken him in too.
But then again, if I had the money I'd be like that women who has all those kitties on a ranch (is it in California?).
People like this woman restore my faith in humanity.
Im sorry but if I was walking and that cat walked up on me, id probably kill it.
Props to that lady, it does seem one of the faces doesnt eat
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Not sure about this one, love cats but like a lot of you guys I'm kinda freaked out by it. What happens if one wants to play and the other one wants to sleep?
I absoutely LOVE, love love cats (even though I'm allergic). And I have two furry babies of my own. But this poor baby is kind of freaky. The same when human babies are born with two faces, it's just weird. I'm so glad that the cat (cats) have a loving owner. There are actually some wonderful people in this world after all.
Awww. These sweet babies. This makes me happy that they have a good life.
I hate parrots as pets.
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Devil's advocate.
heartwarming. I guess. he looks like a happy cat.
from Problem Child: "Those are Roy's kids. they share a brain. the one on the end has it today."
Yes, he's a little strange looking, but he's lived all these years, so he must be something special. Bless the lady that took him (them?) in.
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"I'm not crazy; I'm just a little unwell."
WTF MK!?!?!?!?!? That's freaking me the fuck out!!!!!!!
Is the other face alive??!? or does it just sit there? I can't watch the video, this is like those absorbed twins they find inside people, I am revolted and facinated at the same time!! *shudders*
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
I wasn't going to watch the vid, the pic freaked me a little, but I'm glad I did because you can see how happy and normal and healthy he/they is/are. What a unique story, and bless that lady's heart for taking him in and loving him unconditionally. It's all anyone is really looking for in life after all.
Submitted by Juniperjump on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 7:40am.
God, I love animals but ewwwww. just ewwww.
Ditto. Former HSOTD Harper filled me with such joy, but this just makes me want to vomit.
However, I have a heart, and I wish that Jesus would bless Frankenlouie's teeny hearts and deliver lots of catnip, balls of yarn and other things kitties like.
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Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius and it is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe
Poor kittie freeq. At least he is loved.
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You must forgive my curiosity, madam, and open your knees.
I can't with this.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Awww, well it looks like the kitty has had a very happy life.
Awww, poor thing. I hope he/they are not in pain or discomfort, and are having a happy life with da kind lady.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
God, I love animals but ewwwww. just ewwww.
I think this is a wonderful story. God Bless her for taking the kitten in like she did. He seems like a very happy kitteh.
www.petfinder.com - enter your zip code to find adoptable pets in your area.
www.animalrescuesite.com - click everyday to help feed animals in shelters.
Sweet cat and Marty (person) should be an honorary HSOTD for being such an angel, and for the way she says, "You're da best!" to FrankandLouie.
That one is kinda cute after while, but i googled Chase No Face and now THAT is creepy. Chase`s eyes look like bubbles about to pop.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Ew that one non-eye is leaking. BARF.
But lol @ "my kind"
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I LOVE this kitty!
It's the Schappell twins of the animal world!
Cute and hilarious story, Parrototti - haaa!! <3 U!
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
cannot. look.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
This makes me so sad. I hope the kitty feels no pain or discomfort. As long as the kitty lives a relatively normal life, God bless that woman for caring for the creature.
What a wonderful story. Thanks for posting MK, sometimes I think you have a heart of gold, and other times ......
I love this kitty. So, he has a birth defect. The owner loves him and he seems healthy and happy. God love him.
Well, it can hardly help being freaky, now can it?
Poor thing.
"Jack, report to the office"
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
I love all of God's creatures and all but I'm not down with mutant cats. I'll be back later.
*blank stare*
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011