This B list celebrity acting couple is all about the television acting for now. The actress in the couple has certainly had some great success in movies. Really big success, but for now focuses on television. Anyway, the couple is pretty open sexually and have brought other women into the relationship before with no difficulties. However, a woman they brought into the relationship not too long ago has caused some problems mainly because the actor in this relationship will not stop calling her and has seen her on his own with our actress present. She is not thrilled at all. The actor says he will not do it anymore, but very shaky ground right now for the couple. (CDAN)
Sookeh and Beeeeeeeeeeeehl? Beeeehl needs to remove his Walking Dead face from his side piece’s crotch and renew his open marriage vow. “I promise to love and cherish you and only flick my tongue at another woman’s clitoris when you’re by my side to scream at me ‘Lickit! Lickit! Lickit!’ like they do in porn.”
Which Oscar winner is selling off a few of her Andy Warhol paintings to make ends meet? The wacky actress/singer, who lost a good amount of money during a messy public divorce, can’t seem to get her boozing under control long enough to book a decent paying gig. (Blind Gossip)
Will Spike Lee please drop whatever the hell he’s doing and direct a musical remake of Jungle Fever starring Liza and Sly Stone so those two international treasures can make some coins already?
You would never think of this couple having any issues. Quiet, soft spoken, always ready with a smile. They are bordering on that A list line of coupledom. He is an award winning movie actor who has been nominated for some big ones. She is an award winning mostly television actress and has been nominated for some big ones. What most people do not know is that he beat her so bad once that they were sure they would never have kids. As they have aged the beatings have been reduced substantially, but he still cheats on her with regularity and she just keeps taking it year after year. (CDAN)
My only reasonable response:
The kids of this celebrity couple are not handling the upcoming divorce too well. One is angry and getting into fights at school. Another is crying every day and begging the couple to stay together. Another is in total denial and keeps cheerfully insisting to friends and relatives that the rumors are all lies and that the marriage is fine. Now that’s an actor in the making! We wonder if they know that Mommy and Daddy have been bearding for each other from the beginning. (Blind Gossip)
The obvious and probably only guess is Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith? But the “school” part throws me off. Why am I picturing one of the Smith kids throwing punches at imaginary thetans in the air in the Scientology daycare room?