Afternoon Crumbs
The Pregnant Dude pushed out another one! - Just Jared
Kristen Stewart as Butch White - Lainey Gossip
It's almost fittingly artistic the way it looks like a car wash scrubby curtain is wiping against Kim Kardashian's chocha - The Superficial
Gay Glee Homewrecker Alert! - Towleroad
I'm sure the Northern Irish farmer put RiRi's "$20 for a blow, $50 for a lay" look together for her - Hollywood Tuna
The Lone Ranger has been pulled out of its coffin and will ride again - Sindication
Well, at least Uniboob Lady can get a role in the Total Recall remake - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
The clearance bin Cindy Crawford got dumped again - Celebitchy
Gaycrest must've borrowed Tommy Girl's lifts and Julianne Hough borrowed Katie Holmes' slouch - Popsugar
This sad shit is not what I had in mind when I Googled "dude getting a hummer" - The Daily What
Ann Jillian is looking hot - Popoholic
Chewbacca and Jar Jar Binks found love in a hopeless place - ICYDK
A whole lot of JTT - The Berry
Tammy Lynn Michaels now has a perfect place to put the box of dildos Melissa Etheridge accidentally had delivered to her house - I'm Not Obsessed
Amber Rose still exists - Hollywood Rag
BABIES!!!!, here's one with Alyssa Milano - SOW
Stacy Keibler reminds us all that she's still humping on George Clooney by going to his premiere - Moe Jackson
ASSPEE Simpson - Cityrag
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thats gonna be one mammoth kid
K-Fat needs neutered.
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You must forgive my curiosity, madam, and open your knees.
I detest the fucking Jar Jar Binks, the shitiest character ever shat out of the Star Wars franchise.
Submitted by cake coke and cock on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 6:16pm.
Personally I'd retire my vagina to a nunnery before I ever considered that. If I did, it would be a sign that I had sunk to the bottom.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by Rosemary Young on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 3:44pm.
I am so stupid, I actually thought that was a picture of the Pregnant Man and an article about Ann Jillian until I clicked through.
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Me too...I was thinking, boy, that he/she abomination really got fucking FAT!
This beached whale would be on welfare with all those kids to support if he didn't have Britney paying his bills.
The perfect birth control. Let's hand this picture out to teenagers.
K-Fed will need all his millions of kids to help roll him over if he continues to put on weight. He was like, hot and buff and all that shit. Why's he piling on the pounds? Unless he's depressive or something.
What the H**** - isn't anyone using a rubber?
bba dabba doo
Someone really needs to take KFed to the vet's to have him fixed.
KStew should just quit now. This Snow Warrior mess will never live up to Snow White: A Tale of Terror or the Disney version.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
About Amber Rose...I'll get right to the point.
High Yellow Chicken Head
I can't get over the fact that there's someone who willingly has sex with Kevin Federline.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
The hummingbird guy is EVIL! How can you treat animals like this? I hope they pecked away at his weiner and he gets some form of bird flu from it.
Nigella and Jamie ain't got shit on Titli !
http://titlisbusykitchen.com/
Alyssa Milano's kid is cute...kfat's kid, not so much
KStew has managed to suck away all the awesomeness and badassery from wearing armor and riding a war horse.
I swear, I just loathe her. She has no talent, can't convey the simplest emotions and is easily the ugliest starlet in Hollywood, yet she has this huge ego about herself. And now they're trying to act like she can actually carry an epic film trilogy, like she's the fucking female version of Viggo Mortensen. Uh, no. I hope that movie bombs like the Blitz.
For a moment there, I thought the "pregnant dude" was that lady who got a sex change operation, then got knocked up. No, it's just the master of SuperSperm there.
Tori Spelling looks like shit, as usual. At least she doesn't look ana anymore.
And is that her husband? Dayum, he looks like Goatface Pitt!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Maybe it is just me...I love Anna Ferris, but she is starting to get the David Lee Roth over-smile in those Letterman pics.
SoulTaker -- with you on the babies thing.
UBF -- your brother sounds like a real charmer; so does his wife (yeck).
ubmitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 5:48pm.
GAH!! What has happened to Devon Sawa? He was so hot in Little Giants :( :( :(
--------------I forgot he was in Little Giants! I was just trying to remember all the movies I loved him in. I wanted he and Christina Ricci to be together IRL because of Casper and Now and Then lol. Both he and JTT were cute kids who did NOT translate into hot adults.
Maybe it is just me...I love Anna Ferris, but she is starting to get the David Lee Roth over-smile in those Letterman pics.
Submitted by skabazzle on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 5:25pm.
GAH!! What has happened to Devon Sawa? He was so hot in Little Giants :( :( :(
Thanks for the Andrew Keegan pic though...I'd hit it!
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 4:02pm.
That JTT link had a magazine cover from some teeny bopper magazine from the 90s and they had a picture of Andrew Keegan. That got me curious, I looked him up to see what he looks like now...hmm, grew up very nicely, still very hunky: http://siyanor.com/349_Andrew-Keegan/#0
----------Andrew Keegan has aged really well. I remember him playing Jessica Biel's boyfriend on 7th Heaven (yes, yes, I used to watch that crapstorm). I luuuurved Devon Sawa back in the day too, but unfortunately he has not aged as well :( http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3167534080/nm0001701
The only reason they are being photographed is because he used to be married and make pig sex with Britney Spears. If I was the new girlfriend/wife I wouldn't be posing for pictures knowing that's the only reason people wanted our picture to begin with.
K-fed is the american version of my brother. Looks like him, equally fat and reproduces like a fucking bunny-rabbit and now i see the girlfriend looks like my brother`s wife (well, sort of. If you add Austin Powers Teeth and about 40 pounds)
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
GodDAMN, Tori Spelling is fugly.
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"I'm not crazy; I'm just a little unwell."
Captain Howdy:
He had a baby with Stephanie Tanner?
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S'wut I sed.
So is this the 5th or 6thI baby for well fed lol. Im sorry but I had to steal that shit, too funny.
Lol - I kept looking at "Pregnant Dude", thinking how much he looked like Well-Fed.
one thing that really transformed my life is that i have lived it all these years in flat land florida. and then about several months ago someone got me on a plane to philadelphia and from there elmira ny and from there we drove south into upstate pennyslyvania into the appalachians of bradford county and it was just a totally other world. these people had these drop dead gorgeous victorian homes with huge basements. and i never know anyone lived like that. incredible. but it was outstanding. i visited an aunt and uncle who had a whole basement totally decked out in carpet, a pool table, a bar, it was really pretty wild.
He had a baby with Stephanie Tanner?
Fuck these grinning triumphant "celebrities" and their precious crotchfruit photo-ops.
Do any of them ever give ONE SECOND of thought as to whether the actual baby itself wished to be brought here? And what that baby's life might be like as our entire fuckheaded industrial civilization slides into its final insane ruin and oblivion?
Whenever I see a baby anymore, my heart almost breaks. I wish them lives like I've had, with enough to eat and warmth against the winter. But the odds of them (and us) continuing to enjoy these things grow slimmer and slimmer. Yes even for people magazine babies.
/little mary sunshine
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Alyssa Milano looks gorgeous, as usual, and that babeh is adorable. She pulled off one of the best pixie cuts.
Kristen Stewart always has a major bitchface that makes her look totally unpleasant. Not to mention her complete lack of acting skills.
Poor birdies :( honestly...what sort of asshole does that. I hope they're OK.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Alyssa's son is a cutie.
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"Bitch, stop. We're not a family of Martha Fucking Stewarts."
Lared ass up there needs to stop already, we already have duggars.
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
I hope that K-Fed and the new baby mama have the common courtesy to make Britney the Godmother.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
He looks happy. She looks like she's afraid to touch the baby.
I'm sure they're both happy living off of Britney's money.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
I also got curious about Amber Rose with hair, wow she's a really good-looking girl! Such a pretty face with or without hair. Don't know about the headline of this article but the pictures are great: http://sandrarose.com/2009/09/amber-rose-before-she-was-black/
That JTT link had a magazine cover from some teeny bopper magazine from the 90s and they had a picture of Andrew Keegan. That got me curious, I looked him up to see what he looks like now...hmm, grew up very nicely, still very hunky: http://siyanor.com/349_Andrew-Keegan/#0
Ewwwww
I'm sick of babies.
K-Fred, you haz 5 chirren....please go see a Urologist and get that shit snipped.
I can't EVER with Kristen Stewart. She's just so awful.
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Douchechill!
KFed needs to be sterilized like, now.
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"I'm not crazy; I'm just a little unwell."
I am so stupid, I actually thought that was a picture of the Pregnant Man and an article about Ann Jillian until I clicked through.
Alyssa Milano's baby is cuteness. So is K-Fed's. I cannot say anything bad about bebehs. I love them. Too bad they're inheriting a jacked up world.
Jodie Sweetin? Is that you?
The Snow White thing reminds me of the version of King Arthur where Keira Knightley painted herself blue and was the warrior version of Guinevere.
Sidenote: Not sure why this surprises me, but I've never seen KStew smoke a ciggy before these pics. Hmmmm
Oooooooh! K-Freds new piece popped out a girl...
Shitney's getting out the shears as we speak!