That was the last time Jed invoked Ceiling Cat’s name in vain. – gina latina
Khloe’s Spanx finds continued purpose helping others trap men into marriage. – maejones
Effing James Franco has to turn even the simple act of getting into his dorm loft into performance art. – zachhcaz
In 6 days the beer drinking douche shall come forth from its cocoon. – jefftexas
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