Afternoon Crumbs

September 27, 2011 / Posted by:

True story: That cat was an emaciated, hairless, starving alley orphan until Salma Hayek fed it leche from her world-saving UNICEF chichis – Hollywood Tuna

Somebody issue a CITIZEN’S ARREST on Ryan Gosling for going to a talk show without his mohawk dog that eats apples or peaches or whatever – Lainey Gossip

This is how all word fights should play out – The Berry

I see Leelee Sobieski asked her make-up artist to give her the “alien on bathtub meth” look – The Superficial

A check is a check no matter whose taint you have to lick to get it – Celebitchy

Leisha Haley says the kiss was just that, a kiss – Towleroad

Annalynne McCord’s nalgas look like two latte pies in that skirt (No, I don’t know what a latte pie is either) – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

If DanRad throws in a dog locket with an autographed picture of his Equus peen in it, then I’ll take Padfoot! – The Daily What

Because looking at Hugh Jackman’s nipples never gets old – Just Jared

The words “easy, breezy, beautiful” just came on my mind – Hollywood Rag

Susan Sarandon’s daughter would like you to see her in a bikini – Popoholic

Chris Brown is a knee licker – ICYDK

This is exactly what it looks like when The Situation doesn’t rub topical ointment on his genital wart for weeks – Videogum

Never change, Gremlin Frankie, never change – Crunk + Disorderly

It’s like Joseph Gordon-Levitt is fucking himself between the eyes – I’m Not Obsessed

And I just learned how to say “awwww” 21 different ways – Cityrag

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