Southwest Is At It Again

September 26, 2011 / Posted by:

Those fun hating twats at Southwest have already told Kevin Smith that he was too fat to fly, told Billy Joe Armstrong that he was too saggy to fly, told some other chick that she was too slutty to fly and now they’ve told Leisha Hailey of The L-Word that she’s too lezzie-ish to fly.

Leisha raised her fist on Twitter and demanded an apology from Southwest after she says she and her girlfriend were told to get the fuck off of the plane for arguing with a flight attendant who told them to stop kissing in front of everyone. Leisha says that Southwest played the THINK OF THE CHILDREN card on her and now they’re officially dead to her.

I have been discriminated against by @SouthwestAir. Flt. attendant said that it was a “family” airline and kissing was not ok.
4 hours ago

This is an outrage. I demand a public apology by @SouthwestAir and a refund. Hate is not a family value. I will never fly this airline.
4 hours ago

We were escorted off the plane for getting upset about the issue. @SouthwestAir endorses homophobic employees. No one made her accountable.
4 hours ago

Since when is showing affection towards someone you love illegal? I want to know what Southwest Airlines considers as “family”.
4 hours ago

I know plenty of wonderful same sex families I would like to introduce them to. Boycott @SouthwestAir if you are gay. They don’t like us.
4 hours ago

Did I mention to @SouthwestAir that I have a lot of their actions recorded on audio and video? RT #boycottSouthwest #discrimination
3 hours ago

Southwest put out a statement saying that several passengers complained that Leisha and her girlfriend were doing some “excessive” PDA shit and their staff took it off the plane after the argument got a little too thick.

Initial reports indicate that we received several passenger complaints characterizing the behavior as excessive. Our crew, responsible for the comfort of all Customers on board, approached the passengers based solely on behavior and not gender. The conversation escalated to a level that was better resolved on the ground, as opposed to in flight. We regret any circumstance where a passenger does not have a positive experience on Southwest and we are ready to work directly with the passengers involved to offer our heartfelt apologies for falling short of their expectations.

What is considered excessive, though? I mean, were Leisha and her piece clitty wrestling right there in the middle of the aisle? Were they sucking on each other’s tongues while their bare nipple holes blew air kisses at each other? Did they do the vertical 69 on one of the seats? Did their make-out noises sound like a walrus sticking his tongue into a parfait bowl? I guess we won’t know until Leisha release those tapes. But Southwest is still a mess. You can’t be fat. You can’t sag your pants. You can’t be a slut. You can’t kiss your lesbian piece.

The only reasonable response to this is to fill all of Southwest’s flights with saggy pants-wearing fat gay sluts who are attached at the tongue. It’s the only way.

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