Open Post: Hosted By Nicki Minaj’s Fried Chicken Wing Necklace

September 26, 2011 / Posted by:

The Garbage Pail hooker clown that is Nick Minaj gave us the Lady Caca meat moment of 2011 at last night’s iHeart Radio Festival in Las Vegas when she wore a bright pink fried chicken necklace. This Fran Drescher raver looking ho.

I have a recurring bong-induced dream where I slip under the greasy skin of a giant fried chicken breast and roll around in the fat jelly, so I know what fried chicken looks like and that does not look like fried chicken at all. That looks more like spray-painted pieces of Nicki’s old nose or like Prairie Dawn’s aborted fetus. No, thank you. Feed that shit to the pigeons (Nicki, not the necklace)!

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