Kyle Massey Says Bristol Palin's "Your Mother's A Whore" Showdown Was Set Up
Kyle Massey, the Webster on growth hormones who did Dancing with the Stars with Bristol Palin, is telling people that he thinks her bitch battle royale fight at Saddle Ranch with the dude who called her mother a whore was about as natural and organic as the parts that were glued onto her new face. Kyle and his brother co-star in Bristol's reality shit show called "SEE! I'm Not Racist!" and sources tell TMZ that he thinks the producers planted the Stephen Hanks, the Palin hater, at the bar to do something no reality show does: inject fakeness into it for maximum dramatic effect.
Both Stephen Hanks and the producers are denying the fight was staged, but Kyle doesn't believe them, because he says it's a little strange that there were so many cameras at the bar. But Kyle says that Bristol has been nothing but genuine with him so he doesn't think she was in on the fakery. Kyle Massey is also scrubbing the dirt off of his precious Son of Disney skin every night, because what he thought was going to be a good clean scripted show turned out to be a sleazy reality show.
Kyle's daddy George Papadopoulos better spank a clue into him if he actually thought that he was starring in a scripted show with a trick who has the acting skills of a broken urinal lying in the back alley of the Saddle Ranch. In Bristol's acting debut she made a wooden door look like a living thing that feels human emotions, so who is going to give her an acting job? And Sarah Palin casting Bristol in the role of "Trig's sister instead of his mother" doesn't count!!! (Yes, I've been reading Days of Our Palins again).
It doesn't matter if that stupid fight was staged (it was) or not, because even if Bristol's shit show opening featured Marcus Bachmann tipping his spout at a T-dance, bitches still won't watch this mess.
And real or not, Stephen Hanks still owes us whores an apology, because what did we ever do to him?
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Dam, it probably was fake. It seemed too fake now that I think about it. It would have been better if Bristol took a lasso and yanked the guy to his feet...And he jumps up and punches her in the face..Now that would have been good fake hating on each other...
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Submitted by libraesque63 on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 1:58pm.
whaaaaaat, didn't he just get married????
"It's a bowl of bullshit with chip scraps"
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Yep. The baby was born 5 months after their wedding.
Don't get the fascination with the Palins. Watching Bristol on tv is the equivalent to watching paint dry. borrrrrrrringggggggggg
Stillll nobody cares, Bristol. Agreed, Mk, no one will watch that mess but 23 members of her inbred family and her slack-brained tent-sex friends. Next.
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whaaaaaat, didn't he just get married????
"It's a bowl of bullshit with chip scraps"
Submitted by libraesque63 on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 1:17pm.
so this cunt is so homophobic that she had to stage an argument with a gay guy to prove that her mom is a saint and gays are douchebags? How fucking pathetic. The jokes really do write themselves with these people. Was it ever confirmed that the the sons new wife was already knocked up??????
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Dude, you are late. They just had a daughter.
so this cunt is so homophobic that she had to stage an argument with a gay guy to prove that her mom is a saint and gays are douchebags? How fucking pathetic. The jokes really do write themselves with these people. Was it ever confirmed that the the sons new wife was already knocked up??????
"It's a bowl of bullshit with chip scraps"
Y'know, Bristol Palin's showbiz career makes even present-day Lindsay Lohan look like total talent, integrity and honesty.
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Submitted by boston61 on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 11:48am.
People don't get to pick their parents. Off course she loves her bat sh*t crazy mother.
And? I fucking hate my father. I wanted to shout for joy when he died.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
All Palins need to GO AWAY. Can't they see they aren't wanted and the only time they are it's for a good laugh. Go the eff away already! kthnks.
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Meh, it'd surprise me if it WASN'T staged. Those dumb skanks will stop at nothing to keep their names in the media.
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If it was staged, the producers must hate this little bitch as much as the rest of the country, because she comes off looking like a homophobic moron. If she had 3 brain cells left in that gigantic head, she could have used the experience to show that she's smarter and better than that, but obviously, she's not.
no interest in her reality show. none whatsoever. period. over this trick & her whackadoo family.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
For some odd reason, my eyeballs read "Stephen Hawkins."
Even staged, THAT is the best they could come up with? the fuck
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like sands through the hourglass....
Is the tag Stunt Queens referring to Bristol or Kyle (or both)?
I'm truly shocked that someone from that fucked up racist buncha back wood yolkals actually has a black friend!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
People don't get to pick their parents. Off course she loves her bat sh*t crazy mother.
She has a show?!?!?!
Ya think?
And in other late-breaking news, water is wet, Lindsay Lohan is a useless addict and Paris Hilton is a whorey whore whore.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
These palins are like the Lohans. everywhere. ugh!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 11:20am.
cuppy: because they were on DWTS together and became (ALLEGEDLY) BFF and are living together with his brother too, I think
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I had no idea they became pals, and are living together. How weird!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 11:18am.
someone trying to get some press?
He's latched on to the right family.
His next move will be claiming that her mom seduced him a few months ago.
My question is, where is her kid while she is out riding mechanical bulls and calling people homosexuals? Or is Mama Palin raising it as her own like the other kid?
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Submitted by Datura on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 11:11am.
Ugh. Couldn't they have hired a more eloquent drunken hater to scream shit at the Palins?
Right!
and what about the "homosexual" statements she threw right back at said planted heckler?? jesus, they knew it was coming and thats all they came up with in response!?
cuppy: because they were on DWTS together and became (ALLEGEDLY) BFF and are living together with his brother too, I think
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"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
ohhh Bristol, Bristol, Bristol. Can't you just give up already and realize that no matter how hard Mama Bear tries, you are just not going to happen!
someone trying to get some press?
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If you like it then you should have put a ring on it
Submitted by Datura on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 11:11am.
Ugh. Couldn't they have hired a more eloquent drunken hater to scream shit at the Palins?
I'm sure finding someone who would make Bristol seem eloquent/clever was part of the equation.
Did anyone catch that news programme with Levi Johnston reading juicy bits out of his book? He said that he and Blister planned their baby.
I'd only watch her show if he made frequent guest appearances.
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WHO THE FUCK WOULD WATCH THE HEIFER ANYHOO???
GOD -TALK ABOUT THE DUMBING DOWN OF AMERICA…
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Ugh. Couldn't they have hired a more eloquent drunken hater to scream shit at the Palins?
She's a WHOREY WHOREFACED WHORE! Well, duh.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Kyle totally calls Sarah "Ma'am"!
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What kind of fuckery is this?
WTF is Kyle Massey doing with a reality show with Palin? Who would watch this shit anyway? Now you all know Imma reality ho to the extreme, but really, who would watch this shit?!