Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 26, 2011 / Posted by:

Roslyn “Rozzie” Kind, acclaimed chanteuse, humanitarian, award-winning (not confirmed) recording artist, motion picture actress, television star and the natural born talent who taught her half-sister Barbra Streisand everything she knows (again, not confirmed).

Barbra Streisand has two Oscars, four Emmys, eight Grammys, a Tony, a Peabody award, a mountain of million dollar bills, the Mona Lisa of noses, a magical canary angel voice that can make any old gay queen’s prostate melt into butta and a creepy shopping mall basement that doesn’t at all look like a serial killer’s dungeon, but she will never ever have the kind of credits her half-sister Rozzie has!

I can go on and on about how Rozzie is almost Barbra’s voice twin (click here to dip your ear into her skills) and how she can make a full-time living as a Chris America impersonator, but I’m going to focus on the reason why she’s a Hot Slut in every way: her film and TV credits! This is an IMDB page that Chicken Cutlets dreams of.

A Star Is Born – Table Guest at Grammy Awards (uncredited)

The Main Event – Aerobics Class Dancer (uncredited)

Throb – Sleaze Sister #2

Ladies of the House – Fundraiser woman

You know you’re sibling of the century when you give your half-sister the role of “uncredited aerobics class dancer” in one of your movies. But really, I don’t remember Babs in A Star Is Born at all, but I totally remember Table Guest at Grammy Awards. Rozzie is the real STAR in a Star Is Born!

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