Tuesday, September 27th 2011
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 26th!
That was the last time Jed invoked Ceiling Cat's name in vain. - gina latina
Runners-up:
Khloe's Spanx finds continued purpose helping others trap men into marriage. - maejones
Effing James Franco has to turn even the simple act of getting into his dorm loft into performance art. - zachhcaz
In 6 days the beer drinking douche shall come forth from its cocoon. - jefftexas
via Evil Milk
Great ones, congrats winnahs!
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I'm sorry Ma'am, but our meat lovers pizza does not include penis. - Pizza Hut order# 27
Congrats to all!!
SweetASSSS!!! <3 <3 <3
I learned from the best *bowing down to our CT Queen*
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Iris Chacon, ahi viene!
Thanx, fellow heaux! Congrats to the co-winners :D
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Iris Chacon, ahi viene!
GIIIIINAAAA!!! You little minx - that was hilarious!
Congrats to all the winners!
Congrats to all the winnahs!
P.S. Nice to see NoAnjl! XXXOOO
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
GRATS! So effing funny! I knew the ceiling cat one would win! ;-)
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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
~Mitch Hedberg
Congrats sticky Hooahs!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Don't know who ceiling cat is but great job!
WTG you guys! Congrats!
"Walk like it's for sale and the rent is due tonight." - Miss J Alexander
Congrats to the winners!
Gina Latina ♥ ♥ ♥
Congrats to all the winners - well done!
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*off post, very sorry*
Big hellos to everyone I haven't seen in a long, long time!!! Have a great day!! xo
Jen, it didn't work with Brad or John, I don't think it's gonna work for this guy either.
Poor Lindsay! Even one of her coke boogers can command a bigger audience than she can.
Seriously dude, you're not gonna find anything better for $800 a month.
Tommy Girl decided to come out of the closet, but only to hide on the ceiling from Suri's creepy stare.
I would not have guessed that Matt Damon was a "Top."
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
The Duct Tape Douche Olympics went horribly wrong when Paul remembered he had a good share of beans for lunch.
"Bat boy" when he was merely "Frat boy."
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
I am so sick of this whining Levi Johnston douche!
Yes, Sarah Palin may have had you in her "sights,"
but face it-you're an EASY mark!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
LMFAO Tyroan!!!!!!!!!!!
"Roofies-you're doing it wrong!"
:D
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
At 3M we realize your needs...helping to serve serial killers for 50 yrs.
This is what happens to you when you laugh at your grandma for falling through her screen door.
No party is complete without a peeñata.
David Blaine's most excruciating feat yet: cocooning himself on the ceiling of a dorm room at the White Oprah Academy for Young Stars.
They're still trying to work out the kinks in Spiderman on Broadway...it's going to be a while.
The Designers in Paris come up with a way to keep Lindsay Lohan away from their Fashion Week.
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If you like it then you should have put a ring on it
So that douche survived in a block of ice...Nothing compared to what I can do with a roll of duct tape. Ummm, Hi, Hi, I am up here stupid.
Duct tape and a human male can fix just about anything.
Duct tape and a human male can fix just about anything.
He did volunteer to fix the leak in the ceiling.
Just another morning at Charlie Sheen's house.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Maybe if we act like we can't see him, David Blaine will finally knock this stupid shit off.
Matt Damon stars in Abbynormal Activity.
We told Bieber what would happen if he said,'Like, you know, I mean" one more time, but he wouldn't listen!
Taking a page from Casey Anthony's parenting book - Kate Gosling decides to put the kids up for the night so she and the bodyguard can go out
Khloe's spanx finds continued purpose helping others trap men into marriage.
Those kids at the Silent Hill comic cons really get into character.
Crankenstein
New under-aged drinking laws just got tougher...
Yeah, "Living on the Ceiling" is a cool song, but I don't think you're supposed to take it literally.
This planking fad has gone too far.
This planking fad has gone too far.
Young Spiderman to Girl Below: "This has never happened before but . . . you're just so pretty . . . and it's been a long time . . . "
NOT what I expected when I paid $9.95 to stream "Duct-Tape Bukkake."
In 6 days the beer drinking douche shall come forth from its cocoon.
Nermal took his downblouse obession just a bit too far.
"Yeah, but I can pee on you from here"
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
As far back as Skull & Bones, Bush never had an exit strategy.
Under the ceiling of the Sissy Teen Chapel, young sinners pray for manna to fall from heaven.