Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This A+ talk show host depends on family values to stay popular and relevant. So, what happens when the celebrity spouse cheats all the time and the host knows it. They can’t split up because the fan base would leave in droves, especially if they found out that the talk show host is the polar opposite to the nice person they play on television. (CDAN)

It could be Kelly Ripa or Dr. Phil (pleasebedrphil), but I’m going to guess it’s the morning cup of bitch known as Elisabeth Hasselbeck? Just say that you’ve got the Monday in your eyes and so you’re reading “A+” as “ass-mouthed” and “is the polar opposite to the nice person they play on television” as “is just like the complete cunt bag she plays on television.” Totally fits!

This very successful television host has a boyfriend. Before the host became very successful, they were both just getting by financially, and decided to give themselves a hand up by engaging in some shady dealings a few years back. The host orchestrated a scheme where the boyfriend would befriend and hopefully “marry” an aging female star. Both of the men are charming and quite manipulative, so it isn’t surprising that they managed to find an appropriate target and zeroed in on her. Sure enough, when she passed away, she left most of her estate to her gay husband. The money provided financial security to the host and the boyfriend, and they are still a couple to this day. (Blind Gossip)

Lesley Stahl and the rest of the 48 Hours Investigates crew need to get some of this. But I’ll say that today ESCANDALOSO is stuffed with the names Martha Raye, Mark Harris and Sam Champion?

This award winning director who specializes in social documentaries that create a whole lot of buzz was asked recently if he would ever do any mainstream movie directing and he said, “Why should I? I make a great living and I get plenty of ass already.” (CDAN)

Michael Moore? But I’m sure he really said “I got plenty of ass.” I mean, I know some seriously shameless slut tramps who would fuck a snail, but I don’t know any shameless slut tramps who would pick the latter when asked: “Would you rather be one of those bunnies on Roger & Me or would you rather let Michael Moore do the sicko on your naked body with his Birkenstocks still on?“

This “actress” who is more popular on the internet than she is in getting any actual work was at a bar over the weekend. A patron there told us that she was drunk and propositioned any man that came through the doors to go back to her place. She was rejected by almost everyone until one man took her up on her offer. The patron said she stumbled out with the man into the alley where the man reportedly lives. That’s right, she picked up a homeless person. (BuzzFoto)

Lindsay Lohan knows her way around a street mattress, so she fit until I asked myself the question: “What kind of homeless dude would trust that shifty thief around his shopping cart treasures?” I’ll say Chyna and Sly Stone?