Afternoon Crumbs

The intimate and coming of age moment when Justin Bieber asked Selena Gomez if she’s ever had that not-so-fresh feeling – Lainey Gossip

And when Chris Brown’s spawn is born, let’s hope the baby slaps him instead – The Superficial

The gay beard from The Playboy Club has officially jumped out of the closet – Towleroad

Another day, another G-rated upskirt – Hollywood Tuna

Christina Hendricks gave her magnificent chichis the day off – Hollywood Tuna

Ashley Greene’s titty sacks are trying to rise up and quit her – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

The trick formerly known as Fat Virgin is getting her a piece of Jason Derulo – The Berry

The Bloods make bikinis now?! – Just Jared

The daddy of Doritos is going out exactly the way I expect the daddy of Doritos to go out – The Daily What

Vanessa Hudgens is morphing from Kris Jenner to Joyce DeWitt – Popoholic

Molly Sims got married – Popsugar

Poop shoot – Cityrag

Too Easy: Taylor Lautner takes the bull by the plastic peen (or whatever that is) and rides that bitch raw – SOW

Antoine Dodson’s newest addition to his mug shot gallery of beauty is way too Predator-ish for me – Crunk + Disorderly

Speaking of creatures that belong in the land of Predator – I’m Not Obsessed

Because India hasn’t been through enough – Hollywood Rag

And I’m sure Jennifer Aniston wrote “dickmatizated” in the memo part of the $450,000 check she wrote to pay Justin Theroux’s painting – ICYDK