When A "THIS BITCH" Side-Eye Says It All
Baby Ali's star spot at the Museum of Side-Eyes is threatened now that this hot trick shot Lindsay Lohan a priceless double shank eye of death that is making me pull out the empty BIC pen that permanently lives in my kitchen drawer and lick the tip so I can co-sign this immaculate side-eye. This is the best way to start a week!!!! It's like Baby Louis taught that premium side-eye thrower all the tricks to his trade.
And somebody call NOVE UNO UNO, because I speak fluent side-eye and that one definitely says: "Bitch, don't think you're being sneaky when I know very well that you're stealin' hand has just crawled into my purse and is trying to snatch my wallet." One looks says what a paper fan is trying to hide!
LiLo is not only in Milan to pull some thievery shit on unsuspecting Italian hos who might not know of her snatching ways, but she's also there for Fashion Week. LiLo sat front row at the Philipp Plein show last week and he was so hypnotized by her natural beauty (read: his senses were temporarily numbed after he got contact high from the coke dust she coughed up) that he cast her in his new ad campaign. Philipp told reporters during a press conference that LiLo is "authentic, she’s talented, she’s beautiful." Phillipp used way too many words to say: "I'm on fucking crack."
Here's a few pictures of LiLo busting out crime scene poses in the photo shoot for Philipp's (he's the one flashing what he's smoking) campaign in Lake Como, Italy yesterday. Either the theme of this shit is "Faces (and Bodies) of Meth pin-up poster" or the computer used to touch-up these pictures will run out of Photoshop from trying to brush away her rough trade bruises.
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annobanano - no, only notes she leaves is on my tupperware, drying in the rack "Trash?"
NO BITCH! That is click and close tupperware, it was expensive. LEAVE MY SHIT ALONE!
@ M.E.
Time for the old rotten hard boiled egg buried somewhere in her desk drawer trick.
*blank stare*
You put half and half in TEA?
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Off Topic (there is your disclaimer so if you are going to go batshit over the fact that I am OFF TOPIC then skip my post): I HATE writing mother fucking papers.
Sorry, had to get that off my chest.
On Topic: LL is a trashy skank.
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She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
@ M.E. -- oooh the hateful fridge police - there's one in every office. And does she write notes and stick it on stuff?
PAY ATTENTION FUCKERS!
At least she appears sober, relatively clean looking and probably smells wonderful. What IS that scent?
*whispers* "Red Flag."
what's this I spy ? Ah you never disappoint Hohan
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/skanky-in-milan/
Off Topic - I am so fucking pissed at the old bat. That bitch is the meanest old coont.
I had left a half carton of eggs in the conference room fridge so I can eat breakfast here in the morning. There was also my half and half for my morning tea, some salad dressings, ketchup, mayo and mustard (community items)
The bitch turned off the fridge this weekend and it was STILL off when I just went down there to make some breakfast.
I had to throw everything out.
UGH!
I forgot to add crab-infested and ferret-toothed to my list of descriptions.
Ugly, smelly, delusional, cracked-out, useless, thieving, lying piece of steaming shit. I can only imagine what she smells like -- I'm thinking nasty unwashed ass, dried-up urine, booze & rancid cigarette smoke.
All the ingredients are in TN #10 (sky high heels, long filmy dress) and yet no one pushed her :-(
(*Buys PP purse for Kim Kartrashian)
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One of THESE days on the D.... nice. You guys have a good one.
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jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:42am.
I think you just get turned on by typing "Sexy Scrotum"
Admit it!!!!!!!!!
*giggles*
Sorry, I have 'today' off...
Uh oh.......
Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:25am.
I think she's been lookin' stippertastic lately. I'd totally tap that. Trashiness has an appeal all its own.
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Yes, a kindred spirit right here.
Since when is Real Housewives straw hair and weave high fashion? They hired her for the press and she is bringing it, for all the wrong .
Submitted by Sexy Scrotum on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:33am.
Aw, I miss Mr. M., too. I wasn't around when he decided to leave but what I heard about the situation was ugly. He didn't deserve that. Why are people such flaming assholes?
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Submitted by Sexy Scrotum on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:39am.
Good to know.
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jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:34am.
PUT YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR MOUTH!!
So you totally exclude my vagina? Nice. SEXIST!
Amazingly, if enough fingers are in my vagina, my pie hole is rendered useless.
What? WHAT?
I just went to his website and online store and I see now why he thinks Lohan is a good fit for his brand. You could get everything in his collection at the market for a €10 a piece - if that's your thing...
PUT YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR MOUTH!!
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Hekki on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:24am.
Wow, I can't really get over the bruises and scratches and cuts she has all over her body. What the fuck is that? Is it poor nutrition? Or is she picking up some rough trade?
It's a cry for help but people think 'rich + famous' means you don't need intervention [until it's too late].
ba-buttons, you're such a pervo. I bet you'd make it with some of Madame Tussauds wax masterpieces if given the chance. *spanks you firmly on the hiney*
*sigh* I sure do miss Mr. Mercury.
Submitted by mbar on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:09am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 9:59am.
Thumbnail #7 is truly ugly.
I hate hate hate hate hate the blond hair. That she still has it shows me she has no friends. Who lets their friend walk around looking like that/
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WRONG! I had my hair that blonde for a year in college and my friends never...Oh wait, I didn't have friends. Never mind, you're right.
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Lol! There does seem to be a correlation between no friends and bad dye jobs. My phone wasn't exactly ringing with party dates the year I was walking around with shitty orange streaks in my black hair.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
I take it that getting her passport stamped and posing in orange shorts counts as community service?
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She really did look good with the auburn hair. *snicker* Firecrotch. Although now we know Greasy Bear was referring to the burning of the STD ointment as opposed to the color (or not) of her pubes.
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Raul, depends on how much money is offered.
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I think she's been lookin' stippertastic lately. I'd totally tap that.
I find the thigh bruises a huge turn on. You know that within the past couple days she had her legs spread wide and was getting the hate put to her hard and fast. Trashiness has an appeal all its own.
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"...Foster may have cracked under the pressures of being the world's leading Gordon Ramsay-lookalike-sex-dwarf..."
Wow, I can't really get over the bruises and scratches and cuts she has all over her body. What the fuck is that? Is it poor nutrition? Or is she picking up some rough trade?
hohan's hair is beyond hideous. as are the 'fashions' she's 'modeling'. i just want her to go the fuck away. and if it's via OD, well that's just too damn bad, ain't it?
Raul Duke on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:22am.
How much dick is she gonna suck in one week?
Enough to make a Hoover® blush.
How much dick is she gonna suck in one week?
http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:15am.
Only if SHE'S A WITCH!
Philipp Plein: For those occasions when Ed Hardy is too tastefully understated.
jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:12am.
Bumblebeetuna... *whispers* excuse me, your balls are showing...
Retort: "White Devil! White Devil!"
The Judge won't do shit. Even though she has NOT gone to therapy (she has no money)....OR done her Community Service.
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:14am.
Hey, nice beav!
Can she swim? *puuuuush*
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She'll float right to the top with those inflatable life raft lips.
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Wow where to even begin on this?
Her shitous makeup, the blush looks like she has smeared dirt on her face.
The bruises and cutter marks all over her body.
Those nasty yellow jagged nubs she calls teeth! If you go to Celebuzz u can zoom in and even see a black spot on one of them!
The age lines on her face for someone this young is astounding!
She is the literal meaning of a hot mess and this Italian douche (with very shitty taste in fashion) needs to get his eyes checked or get off the bad shit!
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Hey, nice beav!
Can she swim? *puuuuush*
Bumblebeetuna... *whispers* excuse me, your balls are showing...
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hahaha aw that's priceless. I'd be shooting the the hairy eyeball too if were seated next to such trash. Imagine the stentch of chain smoker rotted rat teef bref. blahk.
She knows this pose all too well, especially after the ugly lights come on at Chateau Marmont.
http://dlisted.com/node/43533/images/spl319636_001.jpg
Her makeup is horrible on that shoot! Egads. And come back to the Ginger side already, LiLo. Why deny the one thing about you that was beautiful and special before?
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parissucksliterally on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 9:59am.
Thumbnail #7 is truly ugly.
I hate hate hate hate hate the blond hair. That she still has it shows me she has no friends. Who lets their friend walk around looking like that/
what's worse is, who is HIRING her when she looks that way?
Do you HONESTLY think this troubled girl has any 'real' friends?
I hate the blonde hair too. She's so beautiful with her natural red hair. *shakes head in dismay*
She looks halfway sober, I'll give her that. Never hear of the designer but he clearly like unwashed crackwores as his "models". I just can't fathom how and why people keep giving her jobs.
Keep up the delusions, BloHole. When you get to court for your progress report your delusions will help preserve the idea that you're above the law. One of these days you'll pull a judge with balls and then let me see that sense of entitlement you sport.
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mbar, are you a natural redhead? maybe you didn't look this bad. :)
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Submitted by M.E. : "Nice bruised legs crack whore."
And gross scabby crack hands, too. How does that even HAPPEN?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 9:59am.
Thumbnail #7 is truly ugly.
I hate hate hate hate hate the blond hair. That she still has it shows me she has no friends. Who lets their friend walk around looking like that/
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WRONG! I had my hair that blonde for a year in college and my friends never...Oh wait, I didn't have friends. Never mind, you're right.
If this bitch doesn't dye her hair back red I swear to god.....
Thumbnail #7 is truly ugly.
I hate hate hate hate hate the blond hair. That she still has it shows me she has no friends. Who lets their friend walk around looking like that/
what's worse is, who is HIRING her when she looks that way?
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If you like it then you should have put a ring on it
I read somewhere they called her an "acclaimed actress". Lohan and the designer are a match made in delusional heaven.
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Thumb 21 you can see her balls!