Thank God Katie Price is a lie machine wrapped in silicone wrapped in orange wax strips, because if she was really telling the truth when she said she was going to stop pushing her chirruns in front of the cameras, then our retinas would’ve never been touched by the rays of sunshine that spun out of Harvey Price’s smile at a screening of Lion King 3D in London today. Really, if you put a microscope under a sun’s ray, the words “IT’S HAAAAARVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!” is the only thing you’d see.
Of course, our Earth Angel Harvey wasn’t the only Price child there. Katie brought out Princess Teamoyomama, Junior and two of their little friends. That little boy in the blue is posing so damn hard for the cameras you’d think he a 6-year-old me at a Barbizon audition. Boy Blue is Phoebe Price-ing out of his mind, but Harvey’s still got this without even trying. Nice try, Boy Blue, but don’t quit your day school.
And it was festive of Katie Price to decorate the top of her head in the theme of the day. Bitch’s weave looks like it was dragged across the Serengeti under a wildebeest’s hoof after three hyenas tried to mate with it in the swamp.