I Am Catwoman, Hear Me Yawn
Looking like any random sorority girl going to a Halloween party in a DIY Catwoman costume she made in 10 minutes using a cat ear headband from Claire's, a Zorro mask from Ricky's, her auntie's old Wilson's Leather jumpsuit and pleather boots she bought at DSW, Anne Hathaway made the alley pussies purr out a "meh" when she hit the set of The Dark Knight Rises with Christian Bale and Gary Oldman in Downtown L.A. yesterday. If you've got a cat in heat that is keeping you up with her midnight calls for pussy dick, don't reach for the Q-tip, just show her these pictures instead. Bitch's pussy will go from hot to cold in zero seconds. This is the opposite of cat scratch fever.
We've only seen pictures of Anne in Selina Kyle drag, so I know it's unfair of me to say that her Catwoman will be about as sexy as the sight of my dog nibbling on a litter box cat cookie (Note to scat-loving zoophiles: that comment does not apply to you), but have I ever been fair? I mean, if this bitch came at you in a dark alley, the first thing you'd say would be: "Why is Batgirl meowing?"
I know Christopher Nolan is going for a Julie Newmar look, but I've always been told that when you want a Julie Newmar look, you should just get Julie Fucking Newmar herself. Even Batman can't take this sad mess seriously.
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Her figure looks good in the suit, however lame the suit may be. See her waist in thumb 7. It's her dishrag personality that will fuck it up.
Wow. There is nothing sexy about her in this costume at all. It's actually really boring. What were they thinking with casting?? I can think of like 10 actresses who would've been better off the top of my head.
Dammit, Annie. You is makin' me pine for the days of Halle Berry with this get-up. Another example of useless shit-for-brains Hollywood suits picking the "hot commodity" instead of the right person for the position. Shove this fuckery in a way-back machine to 1965. Eartha Kitt owns this role.
ponchiks on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 1:26pm.
I kinda like the fact that she isn't sexy, makes a nice change. I would much rather watch a movie that doesn't have a sexpot in it.
Sorry, Ponchiks, but, 'klutzy' is rarely associated with a feline.
Regarding 'sexpot'?
Cats breed like crazy. Yes, cats are 'sexpots' unless they are spayed and/or neutered.
lol
:D
I kinda like the fact that she isn't sexy, makes a nice change. I would much rather watch a movie that doesn't have a sexpot in it.
She's no Sean Young.
You just had to bring the kartrashians into the mix. shame, shame on you!
A used hankersniff (my son's pronunciation) has more warmth and personality than Hathaway. And do we really need yet another Batman movie?
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cat woman-FAIL!
It's best to fight crime in domme gear and 5" stilettos.
WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY? WHY CANT THEY CAST MICHELLE PFIEFFER or however you spell that last name? I wouldnt even audition for this shit role as cat woman after Michelle P. NO ONE CAN TOUCH THE FUCKING ROLE! This should be like a Marilyn Monroe rule. Do we see these motherfuckers trying to remake,"some like it hot?" NNNNNNNNO! Do we see these motherfuckers trying to remake,"whateverfucking movie bitch was in?" NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO!
WHY ARE THEY FUCKING DOING THIS TO US? and, who is this bitch fucking in Hollywood. She is so annoying in real life. I know cause...i just know..
Meh, who cares about Hathaway... the fuck is that motorcycle thing?
IDK if its just me or does anyone else agree with me here
Michelle Pfeiffer all...the fucking....way!
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Got dang. Where to begin with this 'suit'?
Okay...'my take'
1). The pointy heeled shoes are retarded...she's not a fucking HOOKER...she's a SUPER HERO.
2). Are those Thigh high boots circa "Pretty woman"? Bitch please. Embarrassing doesn't even begin to describe that hot mess.
3). The top half is all smooshed and bland. They should have given her super tits in latex with super abs and super everything else in latex...that would have been just like how they make the male version of 'Batman' and it would have been fuckin' COOL.
4). Forget the dorky 'semi-mask' and use make-up instead like they used in "The Crow".
5). WTF is on top of her head? Are those supposed to be 'cat ears'? Right. It's just stupid because she already HAS EARS at the side of her head. DUH? If you want to make cat ears...put them where your EARS are...not on the top of your fucking head like a fucking Halloween costume.
/annoyed off
Hathaway seems like a really bizarre choice for this role. She's girl next door cute but she doesn't have much in the way of inherent sexiness.
Yeah, Ann Hathaway haz borings.
I think Julie Newmar needs to be hot slut. Has she ever been?
Michelle Pfeiffer :- *snigger*
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Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:19pm.
You name should be El Retardo.
She doesn't exude an ounce of sexiness in that getup, and MK's description is spot on. All she needs is a bottle of Bud Light in one hand while her other hand tries to grab a guy to make out in a closet.
This is sexy:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--nAGmT5Qxeg/TmpV_WTqJrI/AAAAAAAADEU/ZQAJ7fd21H...
better question; who was in charge for casting hathaway?
"Looking like any random sorority girl going to a Halloween party in a DIY Catwoman costume she made in 10 minutes using a cat ear headband from Claire's, a Zorro mask from Ricky's, her auntie's old Wilson's Leather jumpsuit and pleather boots she bought at DSW" Wow, MK you took the words right out of my mouth! Seriously,who was in charging of the casting and especially the wardrobe for this movie? I've seen better costumes at the day after Halloween sale at Party City. And Ann Hathaway? The F-?! I nodded off just reading her name. Booooring
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