Queen Of The World Betty White Is Taking Over The Dance Charts (Or Something)
Personally, I'd rather have a Cheesecake Remix of Miami is Nice, but when it comes to Betty White dropping her voice on top of beats you have to happily take what your ass can get. Betty White and English pop person Luciana snatched the phrase Wonky McValtrex's sink drain skank ass tried to trademark, drowned it in a Hazmat-approved plastic tub full of antibiotics and brought it back to life in song form. This is Betty White and Luciana burning up the lanai and making pussies pop out cheesecakes with their single "I'm Still Hot."
Betty White can do no wrong and saying anything bad about would send me into a deep hell where Golden Girls reruns are not played in the middle of the night, so I will not say that this song gave me agita of the ear drums. I will only say that Betty puts the GRAM in Grammys, so she should win a million Grammys for this shit. Wave your arms like an abuelita waving an invisible chankla and get some of this.
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Totally love it ... You Are Hot Betty! You gotta give Betty credit for still doing fun shit.
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"I'm sorry you feel that way ..... may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits"
This is hilarious. The backing track isn't that bad, and I managed to snort coffee out of my nose when Betty White squeaked "Beeeatbox, beeeatbox" amd "Cheeeeeesecaaaaaaake!" I wasn't even drinking coffee which made it odd.
It's ridiculous but I'd still lose my shit to it if it came on in a club.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 09/24/2011 - 12:10pm.
I dunno... At some point, you should act your age or something like it. Like that LP of metal toons by Pat Boone.
I really hope I don't turn out to be a saucy gramps as senility sets in.
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Many of us hope you do. (And what's the harm? You won't even remember anyway.)
That song was terrible. Betty you've earned the right to do whatever you want but...couldn't you just take the bus to Atlantic City for the day and play with the slot machines!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 09/24/2011 - 7:12pm.
Don't worry Rusty when senility sets in most likely you'll never realize it!
Eh?? Stop whispering!
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"All censure of a man's self is oblique praise. It is in order to show how much he can spare."
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 09/24/2011 - 12:10pm.
I dunno... At some point, you should act your age or something like it. Like that LP of metal toons by Pat Boone.
I really hope I don't turn out to be a saucy gramps as senility sets in.
Pat Boone in a leather jacket...LOL!!!
Don't worry Rusty when senility sets in most likely you'll never realize it!
what was that whistling sound i heard? oh, that Cheesecake reference that went over everyone's head. yesterday i had no idea i could love you more michael k.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 09/24/2011 - 4:48pm.
She needs to collaborate with Khia. EPIC.
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YAAASSSSS!!!!! :)
She needs to collaborate with Khia. EPIC.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
I love Betty White and MK is right, she can do no wrong, but this smells an awful lot like FAIL.
It's better than some other crap that's out there, and no harm done, I guess.
I'd be way more excited if Betty had been featured on Lady's "Pussy Be Yankin".
http://www.dlisted.com/node/41461
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Holy shit! I was just looking on Billboard and this song is currently #3 with a bullet on the Dance/Club Play Songs chart. If it hits #1, I wonder if Betty will hold the record for the oldest person to top any of their charts...
Correction: Betty doesn't get a credit for this song, but I'm sure the downloads are counting toward the original.
*smacks head*
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Luciana featuring Betty White? Please. It should be Luciana AND Betty White! Betty is too good to be "featured".
That was precious.
This Luciana chick was featured in a song last year that caught my attention:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtQbENQ4Zk0&ob=av2n
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Cheesy song, but still love Betty.
Compares favorably to the Ethel Merman disco album.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYQiLQgJ18U
Alas, that is faint praise.
Submitted by Anonymous Q on Sat, 09/24/2011 - 12:56pm.
Normally I would agree, but at her age who knows how much time she has left. If she wants to whore herself out for everything I say go for it. She's been on tv since the beginning of time and she probably just doesn't give a fuck anymore. More power to her.
I probably should read the comments before posting. My comment sounds almost the same as yours.
I agree wholeheartedly.
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Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius and it is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe
I think Betty White should have as much fun as she possibly can while she's still a) alive & b) "hot" right now. More power to her. I love old people that just don't give a fuck.
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Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius and it is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe
Are we getting a sex tape next?
Loved Betty as far back as her Sue Ann Nivens' days but I could only listen to 15 seconds of this mess.
Normally I would agree, but at her age who knows how much time she has left. If she wants to whore herself out for everything I say go for it. She's been on tv since the beginning of time and she probably just doesn't give a fuck anymore. More power to her.
As much as I like Betty White, enough is enough. At her age, making money shouldn't be that important. Sure, do a sitcom or movie but stop whoring yourself out for everything.
I refuse to listen! *sticks fingers in ear, la la la la la*
Just no. Totally agree w/sonah22.
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get harpooned bitch
Submitted by Few Words on Fri, 09/16/2011
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Okay, glad Betty's making money, but tired of "Haha old lady coming through ha fucking ha" bullshit."She's not getting credit for being an actress but for being fodder for "hipsters."
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"PLEASE...*gasping for air*....ADMINISTER HATE, STAT..." - Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 5:31pm.
I dunno... At some point, you should act your age or something like it. Like that LP of metal toons by Pat Boone.
I really hope I don't turn out to be a saucy gramps as senility sets in.
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"You teach your daughters the diameters of the planets and wonder when you are done that they do not delight in your company."
We didn't need Betty to tell us this. smh
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
pure perfection. Love her.
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Ugh.