The Resurrection of Freddie Mercury WHO?! In today’s “second coming of…” news, Eddie Vedder somehow cloned his voice and installed it in the throat of a Chilean man named Javier who mumble sang out a Pearl Jam song on a reality show. Just like Eddie, Javier sounds like his jaw bones are made of Novocaine gel. But you know, for the first time I think I actually understood the lyrics. Fire Eddie and outsource this dude immediately!