Okay, Which One Of You Called Bristol Palin’s Mom “A Whore” To Her Face At Saddle Ranch Last Night?

September 23, 2011 / Posted by:

With her reality show’s camera focused on her renovated face, abstinence advocate and idol to wholesome teen mothers everywhere Bristol Palin rode the mechanical bull at Saddle Ranch in West Hollywood last night. (Cut to Bristol on the cover of Life & Style in 10 months holding her miracle mechanical bull baby.) But the real ride went down when Bristol hopped off her future baby father and got an ear full of sweet poetry coming from a probably drunk ho who is fluent in the official language of Dlisted. The Palin-hater shouted into the bar that Bristol’s mother is a Whorah Palin whose whore lying whore ass will rot in the whore layer of whore hell. Dude might’ve thrown a “bitch” in that flood of WHORES, but all I really heard was a magical hummingbird singing my favorite song.

Because Bristol has a reality show to sell and needs some exciting footage to be cut in between scenes of her assembling her new face every morning, she confronted the whore word thrower and their conversation went something like this:

Bristol: What did you say?
Palin Hater: Your mother’s a WHORY WHORE WHORE WHORE WHOREFACE WHORE. She’s the fucking devil, dude.
Bristol: Oh, is she? What did she do wrong?
PH: She lives, she breathes. If there is a hell, she will be there.
Bristol: Why is that?
PH: She’s evil.
Bristol: Is it because you’re a homosexual?
PH: Pretty much. And why do you say I’m a homosexual?
Bristol: Because my vagina does not want to make child with you and my vagina usually wants to make child with all men. Because I can just tell you are. And that’s why you don’t like my mom.
PH: No, that’s not why. Your mom is evil.
Bristol’s backup: How old are you?
PH: FORTY SEVEN YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!
Bristol’s backup: Okay, then leave her alone.
PH: Why? She came up to me.
Bristol’s backup: You said it first!

Bristol asked her hater to give her one reason why her mother is a whore and he mumbled out a few words that sounded like “whore lying devil whore devil whore.” It ended with Bristol doing some mocking gay mannerisms dance like the dim bitch she is before her hater said her mother ran Wasilla into the ground and she’s nothing but a white trash bitch.

Why watch clips from the Republican debate when I can watch this masterpiece of two attention whores battling it out instead. You know, I was almost sliding over to Team Whore Caller, but he needed to say the word WHORE one more time. Team NOBODY.

via TMZ

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